Hulk Hogan Gets Married - Cops Called
Hulk Hogan got married yesterday and during the vows, while Hulk gazed at his daughter wife lovingly, some of Hulk's bodyguards got into a scuffle with a pap who had been taking pictures of the ceremony. The police were called, but no charges were pressed. Apparently there is no truth to the rumors that the stripper pole at the reception got damaged so Brooke Hogan went on with her strip tease for the blushing groom. I wonder if Brooke is going on the honeymoon too.
Hogan = Fucking ghetto piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of "Big Bird" in that photo. And she reminds me of.... his daughter??
ReplyDeleteteehee!
ReplyDeletewe need to start a pool for this marriage. i give it till mid-point 2011.
Without the boa, I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. It must be uncanny to have Brooke standing next to them.
ReplyDeleteIt's uncanny how much the wife and daughter look alike. Or creepy. I can go either way.
ReplyDeleteIt is creepy, but not as creepy as Linda's teenage piece, who ALSO looks like Brooke...*L*
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ReplyDeleteI must confess I watched three episodes of Brooke's reality show and her father was so creepy, looking at her in a strange way and then his girlfriend is exactly like Brooke...that's just sick.
ReplyDeletelol penelope! He *does* look like Big Bird! But orange. All over.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why this is so surprising. Hulk Hogan has never been known as a classy guy. I give the marriage a year, tops.
ReplyDeleteThree months.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to understand the psychological motivation behind these Hogan/Logan/Birch types. I just don't get it, myself. Sex with/lap dances by/sex scenes with your daughter, or some one who looks enough like her that she could be your daughter? Ugh!
ReplyDeletehe looks like he didn't put his dentures in :/
ReplyDeleteHe looks disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI disagree. I think this marriage is going to last. Where else is he going to find a woman who looks that much like his daughter?
ReplyDeleteBlech.
ReplyDeleteWell at least the altercation wasn't between the new wife & Brooke.
ReplyDeleteNope. I wouldn't even hug Hogan for a Klondike bar.
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