Thora Birch Gets Fired From Dracula
Honestly, this is the best story going today. I love this family. Thora Birch is said to be in a state of shock today after she was fired from the Off Broadway version of Dracula which was supposed to start in four days. Four days! Do you know how badly you have to f**k up to be a star and get fired just a few days prior to a show starting? Hmm, I wonder why she was fired. If you guessed her dad, then you are a big winner. This guy makes Hulk Hogan and Pimpa Joe Simpson look like saints. The dad already said he loves to watch his daughter in sex scenes, and their relationship has not changed much in the intervening years. Producers of the show said, Thora's dad had threatened another actor during rehearsals. It must have been something serious to get his daughter fired. Like injury or death or something. The actor apparently touched Thora's back at one point.
Maybe he knew the guy from porn because Thora's dad did a lot of porn. Makes you wonder if he wants to have the first father/daughter porn film in history. Considering how this guy has nosedived her once promising career, you have to wonder what makes her stick with him as manager.
