Monday, December 20, 2010

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Three parts today.

Prince Harry keeps chatting up people looking for a date to the wedding. This time a German actress while
Kate and William make their first public post engagement appearance.
Paris Hilton now owns a motorcycle team. They look thrilled don't they? Well, Valtrex has probably wanted to get into race sponsorship for a long time.
Paul Simon is not a man who goes to a sporting event with just one hat.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Snooki laying down is bad enough, but
this is way too much of a visual for me.
Taylor Armstrong and her pumped up lips. You know, they really don't look that bad.
Tracy Morgan employs the rally t-shirt.
It's like a family holiday card.
Apparently Pure will pay anyone to have their birthday at their club. Is that a cake or something else? Whatever it is, I feel for the guy who is trying to lift it and stay out of the picture with Vanessa Hudgens.


24 comments:

  1. Aw, thanks for the double Paul Simon photos.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Those are some implants on Paris..

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lol @ Reader #1! Are you one your way to see some lady dancers? ;)

    Paul Simon is SO cute.

    I saw a shot of the shoes Posh is wearing from the side and they're like 8 inches and so high her feet are basically on tiptoes. She's ridiculous.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Is Reader #2 Stephen Root??? I'm going to have nightmares now... that's one scary picture!

    ReplyDelete
  5. I think Taylor would look great is she gained about 20lbs (add some meat to that face to balance out the lips) and dyed her hair a dark auburn.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I think Taylor would look great is she gained about 20lbs (add some meat to that face to balance out the lips) and dyed her hair a dark auburn.

    ReplyDelete
  7. i think prince hot ginge is adorable.

    the little beckham boys are cuties.

    ReplyDelete
  8. actually, taylor's lips ARE that bad. in this picture, it looks like she found a way to smile that makes them look a little less frightening.

    it's hard to believe people intentionally do that to themselves.

    ReplyDelete
  9. @ rocketqueen....
    Nope, no red-light district fun for me. Although,there is a strip club here that is worker owned and operated and I do like to show my support for worker co-ops!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Oh, yeah, and I am reader #1. Happy holidays y'all!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Haha! Fun! You too :)

    ReplyDelete
  12. Paris does not have implants. she wears chicken cutlets and good bras. Her boobs are tiny one day, huge the next.

    That being said, i wish she'd take her saggy ass out of our faces forever.

    ReplyDelete
  13. wow, what is up with Meg Ryan?

    ReplyDelete
  14. What kind of charitable donation do we have to make to get a Paris/Kardashian/Snooki free zone for 2011? No more free pub for these losers unless they actually do something newsworthy, like get arrested or save drowning refugees.

    ReplyDelete
  15. SOOOO tired of the Vanessa H. smirk.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Yah I had no idea who Taylor Armstrong was, I thought that was Molly Sims. Then again I change the channel if there's even an ad for one of those Housewives shows (I had to google her to figure out why I didn't know her)

    ReplyDelete
  17. #2 Reader is SO FUNNY! I think he is making fun of all the cute girls that Enty has as Readers!

    #2 Reader- a spanking for you!

    #1 Reader = FUN AS HELL!

    Love both Princes.

    ReplyDelete
  18. La Pachuquita, are you a Credit Angel? LOL! Reader 2 does look like a tired Stephen Root. Very intense face, though. Who wants to place bets it's really Ent? Kitchen in the basement?

    ReplyDelete
  19. Anonymous4:16 PM

    Vanessa Hudgens... I've heard horror stories about her chewing out her pr people. she's not pleasant to work with.

    ReplyDelete
  20. I think Taylor Armstrong is going to let her lips deflate. She really does look good there. Who told women they had to have big fish lips to look good? Kim Basinger was practically considered a freak in the early '80's because of her lips. They look good on people like Basinger and Jolie because they're natural.

    If Paris were black and poor, she'd already have done prison time. I detest her. She's wrought so much misery on the planet by merely existing. Go to the shelter and see how many Chihuaha's you find, for starters. Then there's Greasy Bear. I'll stop there, because that made me nauseous.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Hi Readers!

    Has anyone confirmed that Snooki is indeed a real person? She is the oddest looking little thing.

    ReplyDelete
  22. I was surprised to read on some blog all these comments about Kate Middleton being a gold digger, etc. I thought she seemed pretty nice.

    Paris is what she is, but at least her boob job is a good one, although photos like this one really play it up.

    Reader #2 looks like the love child of Stephen Root and Chris Cooper. Not that that's a bad thing!

    On one ep of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor Armstrong eats some cotton candy in what she obviously thought was a sexy manner, and it was horrific to watch. It was as if she was some animal devouring her young. *shudders*

    Posh, there's something wrong with the cut of your jacket if it makes your shoulders look broader than those of your husband.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Really? Paris got a boob job so she could have boobs that look EXACTLY like her ass? Really?? How does that happen?

    ReplyDelete
  24. Maybe I shouldn't own up to this, but...I'm reader #2.

    ReplyDelete