Peter Fonda was driving down Sunset when he spotted a car pulled off to the side of the road and decided to investigate. Considering there are about a million cars parked on Sunset, there must have been something that really caught his eye. Maybe he was a superhero or something and can sense it. You know, like Spideysense. Well, he was in one of those Thomas The Tank Engine movies so he probably had the magic rub off on him or something.
Anyway, Peter went to investigate and found a body slumped over. He called the police and it was discovered the man who was slumped, was dead. Crazy way to spend a Wednesday, but probably going to win the who had the most interesting day contest.
I saw a headline, "Fonda finds a body," and I thought, "He shagged someone, what?" Oopsie!
ReplyDeletePeter got home and closed the door behind him. He looked around to make sure he was alone. Then he laughed. First low and quiet, then louder, then echoing through the whole house. He turned to face north and, still laughing, shook his fist at Canada and shouted, "You're next Randy and Evi! You're next!"
ReplyDeleteHe did it! Hee hee hee hee...
ReplyDeleteFonda discovers dead body. Realizes it's not him and calls police.
ReplyDelete*LOL @ Mark*
ReplyDeleteITA Enty, who stops to check every pulled over car? Hmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Mark
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was the way it was pulled over (and it could have been a cool car). My guess is the person had a heart attack. That happened to a friend of our family. He was found at the side of the 401 (very busy highway in Toronto) in his car. At least he had time to pull over.
ReplyDeleteSorry if I was a buzzkill. I enjoyed all your comments, though.
Geeze. On the 401. That could have been a disaster. Not that it already wasn't.
ReplyDeleteWow.
@Mark, that was the best comment of the day.
ReplyDelete@ MARK - Most excellent
ReplyDeleteJeez, Peter must have seen the body slumped over the wheel; it makes no sense otherwise
Lmao @Mark Enough said.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, Mark!
ReplyDeleteThere was a Thomas the Tank Engine movie that was not a cartoon? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteI would have definitely not thought anything about a car on the side of the road. Surely he could see the dude slumped over.
@Mark--awesome!!! I watched Christmas vacation, and it was kinda sad seeing Eddie.
ReplyDeleteMark ftw!
ReplyDeleteany investigation yet as to why this particular car aught his eye? b/c i can see the conspiracy theorists brining PF into the death somehow.
ReplyDeleteLOL Mark, hysterical!
ReplyDeletek when i first heard this story ..i thought someone found Peter Fonda dead in a car and he'd been there for 3 days.....i need to get out more.
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