Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Today's Blind Items
I guess there must be some serious trust issues. This foreign born, A list (barely)always movie actress got into a huge knock down drag out fight with her celebrity husband. Our actress took an insurance physical and was told she had an STD. Considering she did not have one before she berated her husband for hours. He kept denying it, but she did not believe him. Then she got a call and said she was clean. The office had got the samples mixed up. Not a great New Years weekend.
Salma Hayek and the billionaire??
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ReplyDeletePenelope Cruz and Javier.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't necessarily say that there were prior trust issues. I probably would act the same if I got a STD.
2nd guess: Nichole Kidman
ReplyDeletecan't be salma, she's done TV (ugly betty).
ReplyDeleteLol you can't really blame her for suspecting him!
ReplyDeleteit says *husband* - are penelope and javier married?
ReplyDeleteLove the Kidman guess, Jessica!
ReplyDeletewhy exactly is this lady described as having trust issues? Um, you don't have an STD, then you get married, and you do have one? Regardless of the mix up, it is her body and she has a right to be upset.
ReplyDeleteLove the Kidman guess.
ReplyDeleteI second the Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem guess!
ReplyDelete@Jessica Yes, they got married in secret last year.
He's lucky he's still alive...I would have killed him..and all for nothing...you would think a doctors office would double check before giving such results..
ReplyDelete^^^That doc's office would have gotten a nice one page complaint from me!!
ReplyDeleteIf it were Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, wouldn't he be described as an actor though, not "celebrity"??
ReplyDeleteEnty usually distinguishes.
IDK, if it were Nicole, the hubby would have been listed as a singer/musician?
ReplyDeleteKeith Urban seems cuckhold to me???
My first thought was Nicole Kidman.
ReplyDeleteKidman was born in Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget - Salma did 30 Rock too. And if I thought my spouse gave me an STD I'd freak the F**K out too.
ReplyDeleteAgree with the Kidman guess. Most people would think she was born in Australia, and if Enty said singer/musician he'd be giving it away. Holy crap, must be fun in their house now. What if he'd confessed and then the office called back?
ReplyDeleteJust re-read it, Kidman isn't "barely A list", so have to rescind my guess.
ReplyDeleteemily blunt-john krazinski
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Like the Kidman guess, but if she was born in Hawaii, it doesn't work. I can see Emily giving John hell for this though.
ReplyDeletetravelin' sue ann said...
ReplyDeleteemily blunt-john krazinski
...it does say "the office" had got the samples mixed up. Possible.
Emily Blunt is not A list. Not even barely A list. Not in this world, not in any world.
ReplyDeleteHow about Cathrine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas?
ReplyDeleteKidman and Cruz each have Oscars. They're A-list, according to Enty's ranking of actors.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Salma and Frenchy Le Frenchman.
Besides, if it was Blunt and Krasinski, she would have started by calling 50 different guys before putting the blame on her husband.
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ReplyDeleteIts not Selma, she's done TV.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Penny is doing an insurance physical while that pregnant.
Nicole Kidman is not foreign-born.
Who does that leave?
I agree with the Catherine Zeta Jones guess.
ReplyDeleteTrust issues or not, if I was told I had an STD, I know damn well I could only have gotten it from my husband, and he would have some splainin' to do... But yeah, I'd probably file a complaint against the clinic...
ReplyDeleteEnty sometimes uses "celebrity" when he's afraid listing the occupation would make the blind too easy. So it could be an actor or musician.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman. Even if she isn't technically foreign born, I think most people think she is. As for being barely A list, she may have won an Oscar but it doesn't seem like she can open a movie on her own.
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren
ReplyDeleteBwaaa ha haaa! Man, that SUCKS for them. Yeah, I guess she has trust issues.
ReplyDeleteBut really now, what else is one to think? My first thought would not be "oh, the lab screwed up," even though it must be fairly common.
I feel sorry for this dude!
Where is this Oscar=A list thing on the blog? I see it a lot but I remember Enty saying an Oscar guarantees lifetime B-list, not A-list. Is there a link somewhere? I haven't been able to find it myself, just old things on his take on the lists.
ReplyDeleteSo Kidman and Chesney have sex? I thought he was gay and her baby was carried by someone else? Why would they have sex?
ReplyDeleteI can't keep the contract relationships in Hollyweird straight.
@FS: Nicole Kidman is married to Keith Urban.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, what about Naomi Watts? Are she and Liev Schreiber married?
oh sorry, thanks for the correction. I guess I get the country stars mixed up easily, along with the contract relationships! ;)
ReplyDeleteI'd have paid good money on saying Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. My only problem is, she is certainly not an A list celebrity anywhere in the world - apart from her own head ;)
ReplyDeleteP.S If it WAS EB and JK, I don't know why she'd be surprised. She seems to open her legs for anybody.
ReplyDeleteCZJ has done TV commercials for t-mobile. Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii.
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ReplyDelete@Hotseat- They ALL do commercials; some are only seen in Japan and Europe.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! Love it Scoobs, it must be her!
ReplyDeleteMy first guess was Nicole,I didn't realize she was born in Hawaii, so I've got nothing.
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ReplyDeleteI like that this actress KNOWS it had to be her husband, and not some guy. Says she is faithful to her husband. He should be pretty damn happy.
ReplyDeleteI woudl do the SAME THING1
Wasn't Nicole Kidman in a kids' tv show in Australia? Or was it a tv movie for kids? Can't remember, but I'm sure it was one of them, which means that she did tv.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was fairly common knowledge that Blunt and Krasinski have an open marriage. Don't they live across the street from each other? As for Kidman, there is no way she is "barely" a-list, although that would be a good answer besides that part. I don't think Cruz would be getting an insurance physical in the middle of a pregnancy, that doesn't make much sense. Hayek did both Ugly Betty and 30 Rock. That being said I have no idea.
ReplyDeleteMila Jovovich? She may have squeaked into A list. Married to a director who fits the celebrity part.
ReplyDeleteKate Beckinsale?
ReplyDeleteHello, I've been a reader for a while but never posted. Apologies, but I have a question that's off topic - why does Enty call People Mag Kneepads? I've been trying to figure it out for a while...
ReplyDeleteThanks :)
J., he calls them that because they write exactly what the celebs and their publicists want them to write - all fluff pieces. So he's saying they'll do anything for them, up to and including giving them blowjobs. ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks Mooshki, I guess I should have guessed that was why!
ReplyDeleteJ, I think he stole it from Michael K. at dlisted. He uses it too.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber, but am not sure if they are married.
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