Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Greatest Family Feud Answer Ever

Over the years there have been some great Family Feud answers. When people are asked a random question and are under pressure you get some real winners, but nothing ever has compared to this answer. And the results make it even better.



34 comments:

  1. That is hillarious!!

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  2. Remember when the first host Richard Lawson used to kiss all the female contestants on the mouth?

    (That was in the old days before people were terrified of exchanging body fluids.)

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  3. Oops, Dawson. Richard Dawson. from "Hogan's Heroes", lol.

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  4. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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  5. LMFAO. A joint and the collection plate at church.

    Steve Harvey does look rather pissed off.

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  6. That was utterly hilarious!

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  7. Heck, my first thought was "a slut."

    @Mango, yuck, that might explain why 80% of US adults carry the oral herpes (mouth sores) virus.

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  8. HIGHLARIOUS.thanks for the Enty!!!

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  9. ha...thanks for the LAUGH...and no, I'm not high...

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  10. @JenX--MINE TOO!!! But a joint is funny too. And I didn't know that this show was still on.

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  11. JenX, that was my first guess too, lol.

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  12. (And my second guess was "Herpes.") The best part is that church lost out to pot.

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  13. Did anyone else think that was a little too, oh I don't know, SCRIPTED?

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  14. The collection plate at church gets passed around less than a joint? No doubt.
    I was thinking, "An STD."

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  15. That was hilarious! But joint and whore were my first 2 thoughts!

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  16. I might have said "herpes"!

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  17. RocketQueen -- that was my first thought, too!

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  18. I actually did LOL!

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  19. My cousin posted this to me yesterday. LOVED IT. My answer would have been a bottle of booze.

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  20. Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on the game show Family Feud. Sorry it's so long but it's worth it!:

    Name something a blind person might use: a sword

    Name a song with moon in the title: blue suede moon

    Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin

    Name an occupation where you need a torch: a burglar

    Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde

    Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: a horse

    Name something that floats in the bath: water

    Name something you wear on the beach: a deck chair

    Name something red: my cardigan

    Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers

    Name a famous royal: mail

    Name a number you have to memorize: 7

    Name something you do before going to bed: sleep

    Name something you put on walls: roofs

    Name something in the garden that's green: a scarecrow

    Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine: dishes

    Name something you might be allergic to: skiing

    Name a famous bridge: the bridge over troubled waters

    Name something a cat does: goes to the toilet

    Name a continent: Italy

    Name something you do in the bathroom: decorate

    Name an animal you might see at the zoo: a dog

    Name something slippery: a con man

    Name a kind of ache: a pancake

    Name a food that can be brown or white: potato

    Name a potato topping: jam

    Name a famous Scotsman: Jock

    Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones

    Name something with a hole in it: window

    Name a non-living object with legs: plant

    Name a domestic animal: leopard

    Name a part of the body beginning with 'N': knee

    Name a way of cooking fish: cod

    Name something you clean: your sister

    Name something a 13 year old boy can do for hours in his spare time: masturbate

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  21. @epyrios: Thanks very much...now I am that strange person laughing hysterically at their desk and my co workers think I am either high or crazy! LOL! Those were hilarious!!!

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  22. They are hilarious

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  23. oh, empyrios, those are hilarious

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  24. that is something my six year old would say! ( Name something you wash : your sister )

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  25. Any reason why Harvey was really annoyed the guy touched his shoulder? He have a phobia against being touched cause his reaction was a bit extreme. The only reason may have gone unnoticed is cause of the what followed but his reaction was separate from that.

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  26. I've seen funnier episodes... watch this one... name animal who's name is 3 letters

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  27. oops, her'es the link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdVuEpD9_IY

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  28. I actually remember seeing the episode back in the 70's/80's with the 'seeing a DOG at the ZOO.'

    I can't stop laughing! As I remember it, it was Richard Dawson, and he always protected the dignity of the contestants with bad answers. Everybody laughed, but nobody felt bad. He was GREAT with people. All charisma.

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  29. LOL at the video. My partner and I were rolling as we watched.

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  30. Far be it from me to try to top Enty but this one is truly the greatest Family Feud answer ever.

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  31. This one was burning up Facebook yesterday too. Hilarious!

    Oh and Jerry, that is a good one.

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  32. My first thought was STDs!

    @epyrios - Crying from laughing so hard.

    LOVE "Naked Grandma!" Hysterical.

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  33. I was thinking of a STD

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