The younger Jenner kids really look like they are trying to emulate their older sisters, even with their clothes choices. Hopefully not the sex tape choices.
Well, at least Lady GaGa is wearing shoes.
How happy do you think they really are? I bet LeAnn Rimes goes off on Eddie a bunch.
Before and after meth mugshots.
I give Michelle Trachtenberg a lot of grief, but she pulls off the classic movie star look well.
Also at the same party and trying to dress like Kellie Pickler was Hayden P.
Jenna Elfman was also there and is about to return to weekly television.
Guys were there too. Amaury Nolasco for one and
Kellan Lutz and his hair color for men was there too.
Well, at least Lady GaGa is wearing shoes.
How happy do you think they really are? I bet LeAnn Rimes goes off on Eddie a bunch.
Before and after meth mugshots.
I give Michelle Trachtenberg a lot of grief, but she pulls off the classic movie star look well.
Also at the same party and trying to dress like Kellie Pickler was Hayden P.
Jenna Elfman was also there and is about to return to weekly television.
Guys were there too. Amaury Nolasco for one and
Kellan Lutz and his hair color for men was there too.
Hayden looks like she is in her 40's.
ReplyDeleteGaGa must have those shoes in every color.
those Jenner chicks look 35~are they even 16 yet? This does not bode well for the future of the world!
ReplyDeleteFaces of Meth~OMG and where is Charlie Sheen's before and after?
and Hayden looks like one of Barker's Beauties from the Price is Right, circa 1984
ReplyDeleteI just gave myself a good giggle imagining Kris Jenner wagging her finger at the two younger girls saying, "Now girls, until you get out there and start earning money for the fami- I mean yourself, all you get are hand-me-downs." Because seriously, I swear I've seen Khloe wear that dress on the left, and the one on the right is a Kim special.
ReplyDeleteOMG Jenna Elfman. Give it a rest. Stop trying to make your scientologist self happen.
Aw, please don't insinuate that the younger Kardashian kids from the Klan look unklassy. They're surely growing hips, boobs, and all that other womanly stuff, for one thing, and I think they're dressed pretty conservatively. Just because they now look more like young women than little girls doesn't mean that they're trampy-looking.
ReplyDeleteKris Jenner, I know you read this. I've got your back. ;-)
Um. Hayden looks like Hillary Clinton at first glance. Now, I LOVE Hillary, but Hayden might want to find a stylist who's interested in making her look a shitton younger. As in, not menopausal.
Leann has never looked so...Falcoresque.
I think I saw Hayden's dress in the Spiegel catalog. In 1986.
ReplyDelete*shaking fist at amoteafloat*
ReplyDelete@RQ -- 'til I die, baby! I'll defend 'em until I DIE! :-)
ReplyDeleteJenna Elfman is beyond annoying. I can't wait to not watch whatever she will be on.
ReplyDeleteThat first "faces of meth" picture made me LOL at the eyebrows. DANG! Big thank you to my little brother and all the other po po's that keep us safe from these crazies.
Re: the Jenner kids: If THAT is age-appropriate then I get I am Amish, because that looks straight up hooker-ish to me.
Hayden looks like a Mandrell Sister.
ReplyDeleteDie already Jenna Elfman. You suck at everything.
Can we get a ban on Michelle Trachetnberg? She's another "why is this person famous?" loser.
The 'Faces Of Meth' stuff always scares the crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteIf ever there was an anti-drug campaign that actually works, it's that one.
I can't stop laughing at Hayden's dress! HORRID!
ReplyDeleteYikes to the faces of meth. The more you know...
Everyone knows Jenna is Co$, right?
Itty bitty gals like Hayden P. and K.Bell need a LOT of fashion guidance to not look like trolls. I think from now on I'm going to call it Snookie Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteThese descriptions of Hayden are making me laugh my ASS off, people. Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteAs far as I'm concerned, the first four photos (in this set) are all exactly the same.
ReplyDeleteI see no difference.
"I can't wait to not watch whatever she will be on."
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love it!
funny comments, everyone! The Mandrell sister one had me howling.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Faces of meth absolutely does NOT work as an antidrug campaign.
ReplyDeleteUntil heroin started it's big comeback here, almost 100% of my caseload (public defender) was meth related cases. Seriously. And cute little teenagers and young 20-somethings were doing meth with people that looked like the after pictures. Even having SEX (bleh - I just puked a little in my mouth) with them and dating them for the drugs or the co-dependency or the status of dating a dealer. I dunno.
But if you can look at those faces and hang out with them and even have sex with them while hitting the pipe, then the pictures won't do a single thing for you.
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ReplyDeleteThe descriptions of hayden P. Are HILARIOUS!!
ReplyDeleteAnd completely accurate.
I was thinking Linda Evans when she was on that cowboy show in the 70's. Big Valley? Yeah.
Is it me or does Michelle Trachtenberg look like Dita Von Tease?
ReplyDeleteOMG just STOP with the youngest Kardashians. The one on the right is okay looking, but the one on the left got Khloe's beast gene. They are not model material Kris. Fucking face it.
ReplyDeleteHayden looks like Hillary Clinton.
I heard something startling: some drug counselors said that the biggest meth addictions recently are soccer mom types. They have 2.5 kids, a job, games/activities to drive to, meals to make, hubby to give sexxy time to and they have to make it all work so they turn to meth as a little pick me up. A little here, a little there and they feel good. It spirals, their usage goes up, they are addicts, hubby kicks em out and they are sometimes on the street/selling sex for their drugs.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what the statistics are, but it's pretty eye opening. Your average meth addict might be the person next door.
How many failed sitcoms does Jenna Elfman need to make her either leave us alone or quite COS?
I thought Jenna Elfman was Pink, myself.
ReplyDeleteBruce, I thought better of you. How can you let your baby girls leave the house like that. I used to blame the bad behavior of Brody on his mother, but I think you're just incompetent as a parent. Grow a set and stand up to Kris.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are on fire. Loving the comments.
ReplyDeleteLove Amaury Nolasco! Thanks Enty!! Double helping of bacon tonight on me!
ReplyDeleteWow, I've been watching a lot of '40's movies lately and Hayden really nailed it. I just would have had the gown fitted a little more closely -- it looks big on her.
ReplyDeleteHey where's Danneel Harris Ackles? Wasn't she at the Bing thing too? Sooo not fair!
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