This little known star on a childrens network just had a hush-hush moment after getting so drunk this week that she threw up on the floor of a local 7-11. It was all made right when mommy manager swooped in and saved her with a stack of twenties in the cashier’s pocket.
Um...all of them??
ReplyDeleteHow many times is Elmo's mommy going to have to rescue him. Put that poor guy in rehab already! And get a restraining order on Oscar. You can tell right away he's a bad influence!
ReplyDeleteWhats the point of a blind about a "little known star"?
ReplyDeleteIce Angel, you have it all wrong. It's Cookie Monster who has the real problem.
ReplyDeleteLittle known....ok...this makes it WAY harder.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good & juicy one, by the way.
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say...one of the gals from Degrassi: The Next Generation.
Maggie or Lisa Simpson?
ReplyDelete@crila - Funny! Maybe Meg Griffin?
ReplyDeleteICarly?
ReplyDeleteMaybe one of the kids on How to be Indie?
ReplyDeleteCan't be anyone from iCarly because they're very well-known.
Dora the Explorer. I always did wonder what was in her backpack. Who knew it was a fifth of gin.
ReplyDeleteArdleigh for the win!!
ReplyDeleteWhy would we want to try and figure out a blind about a little known star when we have a tough enough time figuring out who's A-list?
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
@Nate F - It's not anyone on iCarly. Cosgrove's pretty much A-List with tweens and Jennette McCurdy is really tight with her mom and very clean cut.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's not anyone from Victorious, either...because VJ is A-List and Ariana Grande is a solid B-.
I'm sticking with my Degrassi guess.