Lindsay Lohan partied her little guts out in New York Wednesday night. After spending some alone time with Samantha Ronson in Sam's hotel room, Lindsay decided she wanted to hang out with people who were on her own level as far as celebrity so she hung out with reality stars. Well considering that Lindsay is the star of her own ultimate reality show this makes sense. Lindsay should have had cameras start following her about two years ago. I don't understand why Dina didn't make that deal. Do you know how much f**king money Lindsay would have made? Would you watch a no holds barred reality show about Lindsay? Hell yes you would. If millions of people are watching the banal and vanilla Kardashian clan each week, you know twice that many would be willing to watch Lindsay. She would have dollar bills coming from every orifice and Dina would finally be able to fix that wretched nose job she got years ago. Oh, and some new color for her hair.
This would have been the easiest money ever. I think the reason they did not is because Dina would have wanted it to look like Lindsay is some kind of angel and goes to church every day and twice on Sundays and close each episode with Lindsay lying on the floor of the church speaking in tongues or healing people.
Anyway, back to the real Lindsay. She spent all night at several clubs and never let go of her water bottle. She also made out with some random dude. I wonder what Sam thought of that.
Yeah, I'd watch a Lindsay reality show with her mom. For sure. That's be some good shit to talk about next day on these boards :)
ReplyDeleteI think Sam clearly enjoys misery or she wouldn't keep making the choices she makes. Either that, or she thinks of Lindsay as a leach and wishes she would just go away.
ReplyDeleteI'd so watch! It would be way better than that Kardashian crap.
ReplyDeleteOh and I'm with Enty and RQ. I'd set up my DVR so fast for that show that the poor machine would probably explode.
ReplyDeleteHer eyes are so dead in that picture. Little girl lost. Was Barrymore ever *this* bad?
ReplyDeleteI still think that the saddest part about all of this is her squandered talent. Lindsay can honestly act circles around people like ScarJo or Kiera (and all the Jessicas, but that really goes without saying).
If I ever have children, I'm totally going to show them two things once they get to be old enough to want to experiment with stuff: the movie Trainspotting, and before and after pictures of Lindsay.
Christiane F. (We Children from Bahnhof Zoo) is another good movie to show kids about the glamorous world of drug use.
ReplyDeleteI'd definitely watch!
ReplyDelete@GladysKravitz - Agree re: Sam
I would watch a honest reality show about Lindsay. It might give us some insight into what the heck is wrong with this woman. She and this family are on big hot mess.
ReplyDeleteAnother reason for their continued association may be that the sex is so good, Sam just can't say no!
ReplyDeleteI want that water bottle ...the contents must be tested asap.
ReplyDeleteHOW IS SHE STILL ALIVE? Geneticists need to study her DNA.
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ReplyDelete1. Long time lurker, first-time poster (actually, third... but I just started about a half-hour ago). Love this site!
2. Maybe that random dude wasn't making out with Lindsay Lohan, but drunkenly thought that he was trying on a pair of wax lips at the club and didn't realize they were attached to a trainwreck.
She used to do that all the time. Pretend she was drinking water but really it was vodka.
ReplyDeleteAnd back in the club scene is not good with her problems. Most people in recovery know: You want to say sober, you don't go where you partied before.
sipping/clutching water bottle? maybe it was full of ghb like the woman on intervention was using the other night. wouldn't surprise me one bit. she'll die on camera, broke.
ReplyDeletelol excellent first post, Goggles!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know how LiLo can go to New York and that's not considered jumping bail.
ReplyDeleteI am sure she will be reduced to this soon.
ReplyDeleteThis is the stupid bitch who tweeted she was "done with clubbing" a month ago.
ReplyDeleteShe will die before age 30 for sure.
Enty,
ReplyDeleteTSK... TSK... Dina can't have us looking too close at how the Ho'hans make $$$. You can't tell me their sources of income are all legal.
She is going to be 25 in July but I think she is stuck in arrested development and hasn't gotten past age 15 emotionally.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't grown or learn from any of the nonesense she gotten herself into.
She will continue to be addicted to clubs, vodka, coke and poon for a very long time no matter how much jail time she does.
And personally, I think it is crap if the judge lets her do time in the county jail and get the star treatment instead of state prison which is where she should be going.
So there is bottled water-booze now?
ReplyDeleteMs Cool: A few years back, a liquor store I visited in Massachusetts carried a product called DNA, alcoholic spring water from Australia. Anybody from OZ ever heard of this stuff? I haven't seen it before or since.
ReplyDeleteActually, I should have Googled first: DNA, alcoholic spring water from SouthState Beverages in Australia, is alive and well. You can hydrate and get your drunk on at the same time!
ReplyDeleteWhen was the last time she actually acted? Was it Machete or Ugly Betty? She was a good actress but she wasn't *that* good. She doesn't have a career anymore and her fame & money is running out quickly.
ReplyDeleteShe ruined my favorite drink. They finally came back a few months ago and they're flat. It's clearly not the same formula. All because of this one. ::old man fist shake::
ReplyDeleteDina DID do a reality show a few years ago called Living Lohan. It was supposedly about Ali trying to have a singing career, but most of the time they just talked about Lindsay and a how Dina was just like a mama lion taking care of her cubs. LL didn't appear on the show though, because at the time she did have something of a career to think about. And yes I watched it.
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ReplyDelete@Ms Cool - I have to admit, after I caught a bartender charging me top shelf price but pouring cheap vodka, I brought my own good vodka in a water bottle when I went back to that club.
ReplyDeleteI would watch each epi with rapt attention, especially the scenes with Sam. I've seen Sam out working gigs and Lindsay is the furthest thing from her mind. She is independent, the two of them are road dogs. Arooooooooooooooooooo.
ReplyDeleteLindsay network would have more viewers than Oprah! Boom Pow!!
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