Monday, April 11, 2011

Strangest Couple Ever


I don't know if I would quite put this in the Julia Roberts Lyle Lovett category for strangest celebrity couple, but it is right up there in the top 5. Apparently at some point Kimberly Stewart and Benicio del Toro started having sex and as the Duggars can tell you, if there is no protection there is always the chance someone will get pregnant. So, Benicio and Kimberly are having a baby. Wow. Did you see that one coming? The couple is no longer together. Sounds like a one night stand to me.


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  1. Hmmm.... which BI is this? I'm sure it is one.

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  2. Total one night stand. And so, so random.

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  3. Benicio is a DOG. I absolutely believe he and Scarlett did it in the elevator. And for some reason, I still find him incredibly hot, in a filthy kind of way ;)

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  4. Why did this make me think of the homely baby episode on Seinfeld?

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  5. Anonymous11:48 AM

    I find it hard to believe.... That I am the only one curious what happened to the radio show..

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  6. He's just not attractive AT ALL! And I like quirky looking guys.

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  7. @Karrots - it's probably more that no one else sees the point of spamming all the posts.

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  8. I used to think he was hot... I don't think he aged all that well (if we're critiquing his appearance, which I am all for)...

    RQ - what elevator / Scarlett thing are you referencing? I haven't heard it and am intrigued...

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  10. he makes it very clear in interviews he doesn't do long term relationships very well. He just likes to have sex buddies. I hope he does a DNA test to make sure.

    Well, like mother like daughter, now she gets a big check every month for the next 18 years.

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  11. If I did the nasty with Benicio del Toro I'd wrap my entire body in saran wrap first and then make him wear about six condoms.

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  12. This goes to show that anything can happen in H-wood. Random as F*CK!

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  13. And... I always wonder who hooks up and DOESN'T get preggers. I bet that list is long and even more random than this hookup.

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  15. Anonymous11:59 AM

    I can't believe he did it with that Skank.

    Now we will be hearing gossip about her too many times and probably Parasite will be there just to be in the news again.

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  16. No, you aren't, Karrots. I think that most of the people who brought this up have wisely stopped supporting the blog of someone shameless and sleazy enough to take money from others under shady circumstances for a radio show that had been pre-paid "for two months". It is truly deplorable, but apparently there are quite a few in this 'community' who will defend sick behavior, because they are delusional. If you get an e-mail response, please share. Unfortunately, I am doubtful that you will.

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  17. @KLM - there was a story widely circulated from a few years back (before Scarlett was ever with Ryan) that she and Benicio got it on in an elevator....can't remember where but someone else here might be able to help out? She has since denied it, but I don't think he did. He's like a honeybadger, he don't give a f*ck! ;)

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  18. I think she probably wanted a baby, to have someone who would "love her unconditionally", figured Benicio had good genes and strong sperm, and she found him hot anyway, so she slept with him. Stranger things have happened *L*.

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  19. Here's a link I found with a quick search:
    http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Scarlett+Johansson-2905.html

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  20. Look at that nastyass honeybadger! Eeeeww!

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  21. I think the Scarlett hook up was after an awards show. Possibly.

    Sylvia, I don't think it's him hooking up with a skank. It's skank plus skank.

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  22. I think he's be less embarrassed if she was a $20 a blow hooker. His people's statement is all he got caught f**king her, she was never his girlfriend.

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  23. I <3 RQ for the Honeybadger reference!!

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  24. Anonymous12:15 PM

    LOL@Rose

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  25. LOL @Maja and RQ... Honeybadger... Thanks for the info, RQ!

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  26. @kympossible

    And I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why a supposedly successful "entertainment lawyer" needs to beg for donations to support any of his outside endeavors.

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  27. Don't you know Daddy Rod and Momma Alaina are so proud!Yuck.

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  28. I cannot believe that people would defend and support someone who has taken money from others, lied about what it was for, and are not outraged that no explanation was provided. And, oh yes, there were lies, and they are in print on this blog for anyone to see.

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  29. "We got a great deal on the two hours we are buying each week, but had to commit to two months upfront to get the rate we got". That was in the first post about the show back in January, when the "Donate" button first appeared.

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  30. @kimpossible - I am not defending or supporting anyone, but I will say that I would never give someone on an entertainment blog money. Never. There are plenty of sick kids and sick animals out there that I am happy to help through an established charity. I'm not about to go cut a check to someone on an entertainment blog. That's not a good use of my money. I didn't do it because I don't know who writes this blog personally and that sounds like a bad idea. Obviously you gave money. I'm sorry you're pissed off that you don't think it was put to good use - I get that. I think we all get that. I'm just not sure what discussing it over and over again does to remedy the situation. Maybe you should email the writer directly... You'd probably have better luck that way...

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  31. I would NEVER give $ to such a scam. And it isn't a matter of me thinking the money "wasn't put to good use". Money was asked for, taken, and not used for the reason it was asked for. You can sugarcoat this however you would like to. It is still stealing!

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  32. Anonymous12:43 PM

    @RocketQueen -

    There would be no need to ask the same question multiple time (or as you call it, spamming the posts) if someone would just answer it the first time.

    If you had to pay upfront to a subscription to this blog and after you paid Enty only made one or two posts wouldn't you feel like WTF?

    The fact that the regular posters just gloss over, and in some instances make excuses for, a blatant scam makes the whole thing even more suspicious.

    I am just blown away that taking peoples money and failing to deliver is par for the course on this site. However, kympossible is right, I should just stop coming here and longer support the lies.

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  33. I don't think I sugar-coated it at all. I said I wouldn't give money because I don't know the person and I think there are plenty of better charities to give my money. But okay...

    Also, how do you know the money wasn't used for the reason it was asked for? I mean how much do you think was even raised? I doubt many people sent that much money. It probably only paid for one show... I am just a little confused about why you are so angry without having all of the facts... Anyway, I'll just go back to reading all of the funny reader comments, which is why I visit this site in the first place.

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  34. Anonymous12:50 PM

    I give money to NPR because I enjoy it. I gave money to help "pre-pay" for 2 months worth of radio shows because I figured I would enjoy them as well. I don't mind paying for entertainment, but I sure as heck would be just as befuddled if I bought tickets to a concert that never happened and no refund would offered.

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  35. "We got a great deal on the two hours we are buying each week, but had to commit to two months upfront to get the rate we got". Look up the January post--the first one about the radio show, when the "Donate" button first went up. IT WAS ALREADY PAID FOR--or was it? I would love to hear the explanation for that.

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  36. Yes, KLM--why aren't the facts being given????

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  37. Blogger KLM said...

    @kimpossible - I am not defending or supporting anyone, but I will say that I would never give someone on an entertainment blog money. Never. There are plenty of sick kids and sick animals out there that I am happy to help through an established charity. I'm not about to go cut a check to someone on an entertainment blog. That's not a good use of my money. I didn't do it because I don't know who writes this blog personally and that sounds like a bad idea. Obviously you gave money. I'm sorry you're pissed off that you don't think it was put to good use - I get that. I think we all get that. I'm just not sure what discussing it over and over again does to remedy the situation.

    ^^^this.

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  39. I remember a B.I. where it was thought that it was Benicio that went down on Scarlett in an elevator. Cameras...hello!!! Benicio is gross, and so is Stuart, so they'll be a great couple actually. I just think she's a lot younger than him....isn't she?

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  40. And I'm not sure what sweeping it under the rug does to remedy the situation.

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  41. I don't think they are discussing it over and over again to be annoying but rather to get Enty's attention. Karrots mentioned in another post that they emailed Enty for an answer and got no reply. If they are emailing him and getting no reply, you can't fault them for trying to get his attention another way. People who donated money deserve an answer, and I also don't understand why more people aren't upset that their money was taken for something that has since disappeared without explanation. I *believe* that $3000 was raised (I read it in the comments a while ago but I could be wrong), that's a lot of money for just 2 shows. We can't just sit here and pretend this didn't happen, and it's not fair to come down on those who are willing to stand up and point out the wrongness of the situation.

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  42. @kympossible et al.

    I also think we need to keep commenting on this until we get an explanation of why "Enty" was begging for money for a radio show that has disappeared. Also, why did he have to beg for money approximately a year ago to pay the photo agencies to post pictures on the site. As they say, something in the milk ain't right. If "Enty" is an entertainment attorney he is making big bucks. So why is it the readers have to pay his bills? What is up with that? I think everyone who gave money for any reason needs to be told what happened to the money, because it sure seems like a lot of people were scammed.

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  43. i've dealt w/ benicio dt on 3 occassions, professionally. ime, he is the most vile and disgusting piece of absolute trash to walk the planet. i'd rather spend time w/ paris hilton's racism and joe francis' douchebaggery than this asshole.

    seriously.

    that is all.

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  44. Absolutely IHJS. This is BLATANT fraud. I am sickened.

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  45. I always thought the Scarlett in the elevator story had Adrien Brody as the other party. The Scarlett gets around, eh?

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  46. I have no problem being a thorn in the side of ENTY regarding Internet fraud and theft.

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  47. @Pookie - really?!? Well, that's disappointing.

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  48. Oh, no. I'm disappointed by what Pookie said too. Probably because I'm with RQ--I find Benicio incredibly hot too. I don't know what it is. He's gross, but...damn.

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  49. I really would love to know how $ that was taken and used to pay for a 2 month radio show for enty becomes 2 weeks. Guess it's just easier to keep the money and pretend it didn't happen.

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  50. $3000 isnt jack sh** to start something. He mentioned at one point that something happened and he was trying to get it going again. Theres your explanation.

    I gave money, not much. I hated that he was doing it because all of his time and attention went to it and the web site sucked. The web page is back and I am thrilled. I hope he never does the radio show again. I hate radio shows. They're a dime a dozen and everyone's got one anyway.
    I also don't want to look at people bitching and acting like they're owed something. NEWS FLASH! You're not! Money was donated to use as he saw fit. He used it, it didn't work. END. OF. STORY. Take a deep breath, pull up your big girl panties and move the hell on.

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  51. Stoooooooooooooooop reeeeeeaddddddddingggggg. Just go away then. You wooooooooon't be missssssssssed.

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  52. You have no idea how much money he raked in. He also lied and said that he had to commit to two months in order to get such a good deal. At that point, he should've had his dishonest ass on that show for two months regardless of illness, or partying. I don't care if he talked to a monkey and a goat for two hours. He asked for money for that purpose, and then wussed out. Maybe you should grow a pair so your panties won't fall down every time you put them on.

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  53. I always thought Benedicio looked like a bad roughed up version of Brad Pitt. He's not my kinda hot at all.

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  54. Pookie - more details please! :P

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  55. The child will be: gaunt, wasted, beast-faced, haunted and alienated, and confused. When I think of Del Toro and Stewart having children I think of Edward Gorey.

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  56. Yes! Where did all the money for the radio show that ENTY paid two months for with all those donations go?

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  57. TMZ is good at finding things out. Maybe we should ask them who "Enty" really is.

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  58. @ Barton Fink - I am LMFAO at your post. Thanks!

    @ Pookie, can you provide more details about why Benecio is so vile?

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  59. I want to know more about Benicio too, used to loooove him in movies, particularly Traffic and The Hunted. He hasn't aged well.

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  60. @kympossible

    Why don't you use some of your energy & money to visit a mental health care professional to figure out why you are obsessed with Enty.

    You post under different names here and you have an anti-Enty blog where you trash the enty team and Jax.

    That's a lot of time and energy to devote to an entertainment blog. Do people in your non-internet life consider you pathetic as well?

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