Monday, May 09, 2011

Pippa Middleton Offered $5M For One Scene Of Porn


Nadya Sulenman was only worth $1M to Vivid, but apparently Kate Middleton's sister Pippa is worth $5M. That is how much the head of Vivid has offered Pippa to star in one scene for his company. Yes, for just one 20 minute sex scene, Pippa can earn $5M. That is not a tiny amount of money. The company is also offering her brother James $1M for one scene. Considering that photos were released of the two in various states of undress last week, they would not have to go too much further to make a whole lot of money. Obviously I know they will not do it, but if someone offered you $5M for one scene, would you do it?

This is also a much better deal for Vivid, because with Octomom they would have had all that babysitting money to part with. I wonder who would be the bigger seller though.


22 comments:

  1. I do it for a lot less than 5M. Of course you'd need to save the money from my salary in order to pay people to watch it!

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  2. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Would men really care it's her? Won't they watch any moderately attractive female just sitting there topless, let alone getting plowed?

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  3. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Oh, and to answer your question, no, I wouldn't do it.

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  4. she is not very pretty....what is the big fuss about her? i don't see it.

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  5. Yes, for just one 20 minute sex scene, Pippa can earn $5M. That is not a tiny amount of money.


    I hereby tender a $100 million dollar offer to Queen Elizabeth of England to star in a porn movie.

    It's pretty easy to offer that amount when you know you'll never be taken up on the offer.

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  6. Pippa is average in the looks department.

    Kate is average, but people put her on a pedestal because she married a Prince.

    No, I wouldn't do it for $5M because of my family.

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  7. Of course I would do it! Send that $5m my way!! And a double helping of peen, thank you very much! Did you know you can buy an island these days for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars?!?!?!?

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  8. $5 million? Would you like me to sign the contract in black or blue ink?

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  9. Is that Pippa and her brother in that picture? Not a chance in hell my brother and I would ever be photographed like that, let alone actually BE in a pose like that. It's fucking creepy.

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  10. That's not her brother in the picture with her.

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  11. I would, definitely. And a 'double helping' for me too, at that price.

    Pippa or James--Not so much. They're not hurting for cash, why would they do something so awful to their own family, let alone cause a national disgrace?

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  12. Vivid gets free publicity by these statements and there is nothing more in this

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  13. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Been out of work for 18 months. I would have to consider it.

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  14. @Ghost - I'd sign it in whatever color they wanted too!

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  15. If I could pick the porn star I would.

    In some sick twisted way, I think Octomom would probably be a bigger seller. There's a lot of freakos out there into that weird stuff.

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  16. I think Kate Middleton is prettier. I don't get what the big to do over Pippa is. She's cute...but that's about it. As for her being in a bra...it could be a bathing suit. Personally, I don't care either way, bra or bathing suit. Why do people always try to act so holier than thou, like they don't have skeletons? Everyone has a skeleton, whether it's a little baby skeleton....or the skeleton of a giant. Who cares. It's called being human.

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  17. No. I don't think I could look at myself in a mirror again. 5 mill is A LOT of $$$$$ and would solve all of the things going on in my money pit of a house but I just would feel too icky afterward.

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  18. For 5 million... yup, no problem. I'll never see that kind of money in my life.

    But if I was in her position, then obviously no. It's not worth losing your family over, and you know they would have to pretty much disown her if she did. Kate can't be associated with that kind of thing. My family would not be thrilled but they'd still support me. They'd support me no matter what I did.

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  19. Oh dear. I didn't hear about the Pippa pictures. Wonder what the Royals think of that? I figure they probably have some kind of "Never-Nude" in the Code of Conduct; even with extended family.

    No, I would not, even for that much money.

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  20. Hell Ya even for a $1 million.
    Word has it British tabloids paid millions for a photo of Pippa on a boat topless with Prince William, swimming in the water next to her.
    Pic was from 2006.

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