Mickey Mouse got some action last night. First Penelope Cruz and then
Eva Longoria.
Johnny Depp was there too.
Also on hand were perma-Disney stars, Vanessa Hudgens and
Ashley Tisdale.
Do you think Simon and Paula have ever had sex?
Judging by the way Harry is adjusting himself, I guess he wants to have sex with Charlize Theron.
Russell Brand wears his tighty whities to the pool.
Rihanna meets her fans in Paris.
Shakira and some serious looking goons in Belgrade.
Sarah Jessica Parker takes the twins out this weekend.
Victoria Beckham covered in toilet paper next to Selma Blair.
Vin Diesel hangs out with his "girlfriend" and their daughter.
Does Harry just have a thing for blonde women from South Africa?
ReplyDeleteI *love* Vanessa Hudgen's dress!
ReplyDeleteWas that Vin Diesel comment a reveal? Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteSJP's twins are adorable! Those little legs are too cute.
ReplyDeleteRussell needs to put some clothes on. Not so cute.
Elizabeth, I guess we know that Harry has a type!
@ Cecilia - No - I just think it means that Vin is a playa.
ReplyDeleteYes - I totally think Paula and Simon had sex 10 years ago.
Ms. Davy better be scared. Charlize is BEAUTIFUL. Penelope is stunning, Eva not so much. Johnny looks freakish. SJP twins are adorable! : ) Russell is blinding me with all of that white.....shudder....
ReplyDeleteSJP's thinking 'jesus, can i get ONE kid that looks like me and not matthew?'
ReplyDelete@ nancer - Jesus replied to SJP - "NO! You think I'd do that to an innocent child?"
ReplyDeleteSJP's girls are sooooo cute!!! I love the outfits. It looks like they were plucked out of another day and time.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize that was Vanessa. I do love her dress, but the eye makeup is a bit much!
I like Ashley's dress better and Russel Brand is so pasty!
ReplyDeleteVanessa is wearing revealing clothes a lot lately. Showing skin all over and getting tats.
ReplyDeleteI like where this girl is going.
I definitely think the Vin Diesel comment is a reveal. He's been rumored to be gay for eons. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
ReplyDeleteI heard that Johnny Depp is going to play Nick Charles in a remake of my favoriet movie (and movie series) ever, "The Thin Man". Please, Hollywood, leave this movie alone. Johnny will be okay, I guess, as Nick, if you cover up all his tats, but no one - NO ONE - can do justice to the great Mryna Loy as Nora Charles.
ReplyDeleteHow far along is Posh? That is one tiny baby bump, especially next to Blair.
Vin Diesel had a *kid*? Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just can't believe I missed that....
ReplyDelete@RJ agree 100% about The Thin Man
ReplyDeleteI didn't think that was a rumour, I thought Vin was pretty much open with it. Although the whole gf and kid thing is throwing me off.
ReplyDeleteNot that much since she does look a bit like she has an adam's apple in that photo.
I would guess, though that Vin just wanted a kid and she's just the baby mama.
I kind of like Vanessa's dress too, even though it is slightly Elvira-ish.
ReplyDeleteSJP's twins are ADORABLE.
What is going on with the toilet paper in the Selma/Posh picture?
Russell does not take his PR seriously. He has fun in life, and it shows. I like him for that.
ReplyDeleteSJP's girls. One looks like him and one looks like her! Too cute!
You know, I think Vin's girlfriend was/is a male. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeletei never would have thought that i'd see posh wrapped up in toilet paper. i find it very endearing though.
ReplyDeleteThere have been so many pictures of Prince Hot Ginge scratching his groin lately that I'm thinking he may have had a visit from the crotch critters!
ReplyDeleteOh no. Depp is starting to look like Woody Allen. Nooooo!
ReplyDeleteActually Vin has 3 kids. His youngest is only a few months old and is a boy. He spoke about them on one of the late night shows (Kimmel I think) recently while doing the circuit for Fast Five.
ReplyDeleteJust thought I would put that out there.