Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

Isn't it somehow comforting to know that those not living primarily on American soil can be just as debauched as, say, Jesse James? I mean, it's not just a Hollywood thing to nab your partner, then start cheating left and right, is it?

Just last week, we showed you how the Duke of Schlongsbury is launching much gossip in the UK, what with the Duke's womanizing (and girl-izing)!

And not so far away from the Duke's castle lies...

Sovereign Stein-Moongle's plush pad, where he, too, spends ample time luring whichever young things he can to his celebrated boudoir.

Only difference is, Stein-Moongle loves to nab the boys, not the girls.

Also, another distinction between Sovereign and the Duke is their partners. The Duke's doesn't know bupkes about his philandering, quite unlike Stein-Moongle's other half, who's known all about Sovereign's dalliances for many, many years.

And perhaps one reason the cheated-on other half doesn't mind too much?

This lucky (and super-loaded) spouse often joins in on the action!

Hmm. And people wonder why the Stein-Moongles have lasted as a couple as long as they have?

Jeez, is mutual cheating really the answer to true love? Say it isn't so!

AND IT AIN'T: Sir Paul McCartney, Johnny Depp, Hugh Grant


23 comments:

  1. Sting!
    He and Trudy have had an open marriage, she had talked about it on Stern, and tried to backtrack, but yeah, they have threesomes, no one mentioned though that Trudy might be the third wheel in those threesomes.

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  2. Yes, Sting. The references to castle and "celebrated boudoir" got me
    . I remember on "The Osbournes", Ozzy made a reference to Sting "Walking around his castle in a tutu". It was so bizarre & random that it always stuck with me. I think its the key to a TC puzzle today!

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  3. Exactly! Also, Sting is the closest in relation to the AIAs,in order of career beginnings: singer, actor, philanthropist late in life.

    Anyone else remembers Trudy's blunder on Stern?

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  4. I will go with Elton for Sovereign, though.

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  5. I remember Trudy talking about it on Howard Stern, too. But, it can't be Sting for the Duke (who likes girls). The blind clearly says the Duke's partner doesn't know about the philandering.

    It says Sovereign's partner knows about it. So unless Sting has decided to like boys, neither one of these can be him.

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  6. Sting was with my friend, and he mentioned his wife didn't care, so I'm going with Sting

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  7. It can't be Sting, the blind says the spouse doesn't know!

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  8. The sovereign's spouse DOES know...Sting for the sovereign!

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  9. Elton. The deliberate staying away from mentioning gender seals it for me.

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  10. Read it again: The Duke's wife doesn't know (last week's blind), the Sovereign's wife not only knows, but joins in as well. That is why people are surprised that their relationship has lasted this long.

    Sting for Sovereign

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  11. Duke is referring to the last blind Ted did.

    THIS blind is about Sovereign Stein Moongle and his spouse.

    I don't see anywhere where it says Sovereign has a wife. Am I blind?

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  12. Correction, not wife for Sovereign, but significant other. I was going with my guess for Soverign. As in Trudy.

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  13. Still going with Elton.

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  14. um backtrack- give us some deets hannah!!

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  15. Sovereign's spouse is described as "lucky (and super-loaded)" -- Does that fit either Trudy or David?

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  16. It fits Trudie Styler more. She has been an actor first, then Director and still produces movies. Also founder of the Rain Forest Foundation,

    and like McCartney's late wife, she has a lign of organic foods, as well as opening organic stores all over the UK. Their compound is considered self sufficient. Meaning they live off what they produce and sell.

    David is too dependent on Elton in all things. Whether a broadway show, or a trip.

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  17. As I recall (because David's Canadian), he was in advertising, and is now a filmmaker - I think production but maybe directing, too.

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  18. but the blind says Sovereign goes for the boys, and the significant other knows. Is Sting known for this? I thought he was strictly girls.

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  19. Also, Elton was already thought to be Prince Horebart Hairplug. He fits that one better.
    I agree it's Sting.

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  20. The significant other knows, not us. The couple is knows for their threesomes and somewhat open marriage, but am thinking no one before guessed that threesomes included boys not girls for Sting.

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  21. Ted doesn't mention Sovereign Stein spouse's gender. Therefore, I think it's still Elton. As for the joining in part...if Sovereign is only cheats with men...I highly doubt his boy lovers would be into a woman if Sovereign had a wife...and what are the odds that a lot of Sovereign's lovers want to be with his spouse, unless it's a man.

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  22. Ewan McGregor and his wife

    Lainey has made mention of this behaviour several times and has a blind about it.

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