Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Having A Shaq Sex Tape Will Get You A Beat Down


So, if you had a Shaq sex tape where he is having sex with several women you would probably think about selling it to Vivid or some other porn company. It is unclear whether music producer Robert Ross had those intentions, but apparently he told the wrong person that he had a Shaq sex tape because the next thing you know he is allegedly getting kidnapped and robbed by seven gang members who claimed to Ross they wanted the tape.

Now, this could all be some story that Ross is spinning, but he is doing it in front of a Judge, so he does have that going for him. He is a friend of Shaq's, so he might have had access to any tape. No one has verified the tape exists, but it would shock me more if Shaq had never made a tape. Were the gang members after the profits of the sale of a tape or were they going after the guy for someone else?


14 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:36 AM

    I can't stand this guy. Any woman that beds him has to be desperate.

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  2. I actually really like Shaq - he's hilariously honest, a great player and stood up for gay men in sports. He's a horndog, no doubt, and there are plenty of women out there willing to drop it for an athlete.

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  3. shaq is a complete and total ho, but i truly believe this is some shoddy made-up crap. ross' amateur-hour spin doctoring leaves much to be desired.

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  4. Dear Celebrities of Planet Earth:

    If you immediately cease the practice of filming yourselves during the act of copulation, I promise to see more of your mediocre movies/watch your terrible t.v. shows/buy your shitty music.

    I mean, not really. But you should *really* stop filming yourselves while fucking, regardless.

    Thanks and love always,

    Ida

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  5. Ida, or else just get it over with and sign the damned contract with Vivid.

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  6. @Mooshki -- Pretty much! If you're gonna porn out, PORN OUT all the way. Pull a Montana Fishburne. Embrace it.

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  7. Shaq was great in Boston, we love him!

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  8. ha ha, it's an actual Shaq Attack.

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  9. The strangest thing about people who make sex tapes is that no one involved in the whole thing ever knows how to make a copy. There's always just that one copy, and no others. That's almost more weird than the whole filming of sex thing, no?

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  11. Okay, I'll reveal the elephant in the room:

    I want to see Shaq's errr, little Shaq.
    Cause ya know it's mutant big or something.

    Remember FFF ??? Snoop Dogg's huge peen still gives me nightmares but I'm willing to take the risk again.

    Lets see that thing Shaq!

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  12. Anonymous3:19 PM

    Eww, Jasmine! But I can't lie, I wanna see it, too! I bet that sucker is fit to be shot and stuffed! It must be HOOOO-UUUGGGE!

    But this story sounds fishy. Kidnapped and robbed? By gang members? I don't see it. Shaq has enough $$$ to hire a real pro to break into the guy's house and steal all his tapes/DVDs/laptops. Ross is probably angry with Shaq and trying to cash in. Typical hanger-on behavior.

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  13. I always forget that he also put out music. Maybe "(I Know I Got) Skillz" will be the background music for the sexy time tape.

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