Monday, June 06, 2011

Next Week The Wedding And Baby Tabloid Covers Appear


Last night Jennifer Aniston took her romance with Justin Theroux public. At the after party for the MTV Movie Awards the couple were all over each other. Nothing unusual about that. Two people who just started dating tend to do that. Cameron Diaz was there with Alex Rodriguez, but I wonder if that was a hey, I happen to be in town so might as well have some company that I don't have to pay for, or are they still a couple?

Anyway, now that Jennifer has made the relationship public, there is nowhere else to go for the tabloids except for them to start planning her wedding and of course the inevitable baby. Heck, why not make it a shotgun wedding. Everyone once in awhile you can throw in a heartbroken Brad Pitt cover to throw in some drama.


31 comments:

  1. silly question - which one is Justin Theroux?

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  2. That seems awkward - didn't Aniston also supposedly date Sudeikis for a while? Or am I confusing her with someone else?

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  3. Can you imagine what the coverage will be like if she ever does remarry or actually becomes pregnant? Look out.

    Although, I kind of doubt either will happen.

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  4. If she wants to have a baby she better do it quick. That train is about to leave the station.

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  5. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Who cares lol

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  6. @BigMama -- Justin's the one on the right (Jennifer's left).

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  7. yuck. beards.


    ....and that is not an ironic comment! ha ha

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  8. @RocketQueen - I think it was rumored that they were dating last summer, but he later denied it.

    I loved Justin on Parks and Rec. He's much cuter sans beard.

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  9. ^Thanks Cami - that makes more sense, then...especially if he denied they were dating! I wouldn't pose next to a guy who denied dating me if we had :)

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  10. I think I view Aniston the same way many of you see Kim Kardashian: culturally useless, irritatingly narcissistic, relentlessly tacky, and tabloid whorish -- with a perpetual orange tint and aura of utter desperation tossed in for good measure.

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  11. I was going to comment but I was laughing so hard at Ida's comment that I forgot what I was going to say *L*,

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  12. I am so tired of the poor Jen bull crap. Please, she has been hitting everything that has a pulse since Brad left. I wish she would just remarry or something so the tabs could move on.

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  13. Justin was soo cute in Mullholland Drive. She could do much worse!!

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  14. @Maja -- and I still like Kim Kardashian waaaay more. ;-)

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  15. Ida ...i think i have a crush on you

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  16. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Yeah, JA is really dating up here, as far as I am concerned (but then again, Justin, lose the beard!). Question - why does she appear to be wearing a dress that has three straps on it?

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  17. I still watch Friends episodes sometimes, and yes, JA is my favorite on the show.

    Jennifer Aniston is in no way, shape or form comparable to Kim Kardashian, despite her string of flop movies. Kim has no discernible talent whatsoever. Jennifer will always have Friends.
    Jennifer would have to kill or a nun or something for me to hate her.

    Incidentally, the networks never seem to broadcast the Friends ep that Brad Pitt guest-starred on. Interesting, no?

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  18. Yeah, she's loving being the meat in between that sandwich.

    Completely agree with Bluebonnett- she's been having a GOOD time since Brad left. She's the Piven of actresses right now.

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  19. @Mango - I believe that "Friends" episode was a Thankgiving one. Maybe they just show it around then. I wanted it to come on not long ago as I wanted my hair cut like his was, so I could show my female stylist friend. The episode never came on so I wound up having to rent the disc. LoL.

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  21. @JasonBlueEyes - You might be right there. One would think that the networks would rotate a Pitt episode more frequently, but I don't think I have seen it since soon after J&B broke up.

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  22. Justin was hot on six feet under and he is a great comedy writer also.

    Why would someone so cut cover up their face with that ugly beard. Was he cast in the Abraham Lincoln Zombie Killer movie?

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  23. Oh My God - Justin looks just like Daniel-Day Lewis in "There Will Be Blood."

    "If anybody comes near Jennifer tonight, I'll DRINK THEIR MILKSHAKE! I'LL DRINK IT UP! SLUUUUUURP!"

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  24. Tabloid cover will read: Jen and Jason are planning a wedding and family. Angie has agreed to be the surrogate and Brad is depressed......

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  25. I'm too tired to read all the comments, so if I parrot anyone, forgive me. I will always love Justin Theroux because of 'Mulholland Drive'. He was so good in that, and I think he guested in another fav of mine, 'Six Feet Under'. I hope it works out for purely selfish reasons. I'm tired of the pitiful speculation about 'poor Jennifer Anniston' on my internets (I should be so poor!)

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  26. She does seem to get around, it's getting to the point of being gross now. And always someone famous. You would think she might date someone non famous to see if that might work out better for her.
    Maybe her and Arnold will get together in a few months.

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  27. @Mango - not sure about the US, but there's a channel here in Australia that plays about 10 Friends episodes per day (it's called 111 Hits, and basically rotates between a bunch of hit sitcoms all day long) and they generally play all the episodes in order, repeating. As they get through 1 season a week (approx), and I am bored a lot, I have seen them play the Brad Pitt episode many many times.

    So maybe in the US they're avoiding that one, but definitely seen it here a few times, on that channel as well as another channel (Arena).

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  28. I am a huge fan of Parks and Rec and have seen 2 seasons of Six Feet Under but I have no idea who this guy is. I like his beard though.

    @Mango - ITA

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  29. I've seen the Brad Pitt episode a few times in syndication too. It's one of their better episodes - he's really funny.

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  30. she looks likes she is standing between a couple. look.

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  31. Totes don't get the Aniston hate - she's been divorced for what, 6 years, and she's had a handful of relationships. Seems pretty normal to me.

    As for Kardashian? She needs to be relegated to the same island inhabited by Lady Gaga, Paris Hilton and Blake Lively. For realz.

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