Thursday, June 09, 2011

Random Photos Part Two - CMT Awards

It seems to me that Kristin Chenoweth just shows up at random awards shows all the time. She does Broadway and award show red carpets.
Nicole Kidman must have been missing Christmas because she is wearing a Christmas tree skirt.
Sheryl Crow started off the night like this but ended up
flashing the world when she got up.
Ron White cracks me up. Here he is with Colt Ford.
Apparently people like Shania or Vegas does. She is going to make a bazillion dollars when she starts playing there next year.
Hayley Williams
Is Justin Bieber wearing makeup? Here he is with Lauren Alaina.
You know Rick Schroder is not wearing any makeup.
Sara Evans and Ludacris in his western wear.


27 comments:

  1. Kristen Chenoweth favors Eartha Kitt a bit, there is definitely something feline about her face.

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  2. Ludacris! I met him a couple of years ago- what a doll.

    Rick Schroder ain't looking so hot.

    I love Chenowith, but she is lost in that dress.

    Sheryl Crow looks great.

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  3. I detest country music, but I really don't mind Shania. I'm not sure why. Enty clearly doesn't like her - wish I knew why (hint hint)?

    Wow, gravity took a sharp turn on Schroder's face these last couple of years. Damn you, time!! That being said, he still has the exact same face from Silver Spoons :)

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  4. "Is Justin Bieber wearing makeup?"

    Not as much as Ryan Reynolds is wearing right now, but probably, yes.

    @parissucksliterally -- Ludacris will always have my heart for rhyming "my diamonds are reckless" with "it feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace." Who says rap isn't lyrical?

    I love Chenoweth's dress, but it belongs on someone Amazonian, like...

    ...Nicole Kidman, who looks RIDICULOUS in her own get-up. What IS that? Don't even tell me it's high fashion. I don't care. It's hideous.

    Sheryl Crow is still a hot piece. I've always liked her.

    Shania is also growing on me, now that she's not a weirdo recluse.

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  5. This crochet dress fad needs to die right now. Perhaps Cheno's dress will be the dagger in its heart that we need.

    I thought Shania was on Oprah recently saying that the trauma of her divorce took her voice away? Did she find it in Vegas when she went to meet with Cesars?

    Somebody please do something with Lauren Alaina's wreck of a hairstyle/hair color. That mess is not edgy or fashionable or anything, it just looks like a few high school girls experimented at a sleepover and convinced each other it looked good. Blech.

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  6. Kristen Chenoweth needs to STEP AWAY FROM THE BOTOX. It physically pains me to see her skin strain when she tries to smile.

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  7. I love little Kristin. I thought it was so sweet the way she stood up for Sean Hayes in Promises, Promises.

    Sheryl Crow has long been a girl I'd like to knock back some drinks with.

    I like Lauren Alaina but I do not like the two toned hair. I do not like it anywhere.

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  8. Love Ron White! Ya can't fix stupid!

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  9. Rick Schroder isn't wearing a Mormon undershirt.

    Why is Nicole wearing velvet in JUNE?

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  10. @MCH - not in a boat?

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  11. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Ludacris must have an aging portrait in his attic. I don't think he's aged a day since coming on the scene years ago.

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  12. I love Ludacris. I can't quite explain why. He seems genuine.

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  13. I have always been kind of meh about Sheryl Crow, but the other night my husband and I caught her on some special from the White House celebrating Motown's 50th anniversary and she was awesome! Another one who really impressed me and knocked one out of the park was Natashia Bedingfield. WOW!! What a voice!!! You don't realize how good these people can sing when you just hear their pop crap all the time. I highly recommend trying to catch it in a rerun. You may also be surprised by Nick Jonas...not too shabby!!!

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  14. Anonymous3:14 PM

    The Beaver looks girlie lolol, really can't stand that kid.

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  15. I can't stand Hayley Williams. What a horrible human being.

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  16. Well I love country music, and I love Shania's music. It's fun and upbeat and great to dance to.

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  17. I love Hayley Williams -- at least her voice. Don't understand why she's at the CMA's though....

    Ron White and Lewis Black are my two favorite current standup guys. Too freakin' funny.

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  18. @rocketqueen--was thinking the same thing.

    Not in a house. Not on a train.

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  19. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Ron White is awesome. We got the Tater on CDAN!

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  20. Despite all her efforts, Nicole looks like a well kept 60 y/o :O

    Shania always looks like she's attending a wedding in Timmons. I hope they insist on a stylist for her new gig.

    Sheryl on the other hand looks hotter than hell!

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  21. Ludacris is a class act all the way. He had a concert in my city a couple of years ago, and the night after, just before closing time, he and his friends showed up at the restaurant my husband manages to grab some food and relax before heading on the road. According to my husband, he was totally sweet to all of the servers, who were freaking out and asking to take photos with him, etc. My husband tried to get him some space, and he said it was fine, and proceeded to take photos with anyone who wanted them, and stayed and hung out for a couple of hours.

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  22. Love Nicole, but stupid dress. Love Sheryl Crow, but she did not need to be in a panty skirt with cottage cheese thighs.

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  23. Jamie's girl, please. She is sitting down, crossing her legs- which squeezes the skin. Even the most fit women can have that happen. In fact, have someone take a picture of you, and see if you have it.

    Sheryl Crow is not a cottage cheese legged woman like Mischa Barton.

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  24. I thought Shania Twain lost her voice? That's what her whole show on the big O's Own is all about.

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  25. People: If you do not learn from history (or hysterics), history (or hysterics) repeats itself.

    To wit: Naomi Judd announces she has a fatal disease. Then embarks on a two-year "farewell" tour. Then announces she has a "miracle" cure.

    Shaninny Twat announces she has lost her "voice" and can never sing again. Then announces a two-year "comeback" tour in Las Vegas. Can her "miracle" cure be far behind??!?!

    What's miraculous is that people buy this shite!

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  26. Thank you, parissucks.

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  27. @RocketQ & @AK - I love Dr. Suess ;)

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