January 24, 2011
This pregnant almost A list movie actress who only does cameos on television just found out her A list movie actor cheated on her with this A list movie actress who is not pregnant, but has kids with her husband.
Penelope Cruz
Javier Bardem
Julia Roberts
wow. now that one was good.
ReplyDeleteWowza. That is juicy.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm talking about!!! More like this!
ReplyDeletewow, think people guessed this one but it is still a good reveal! Bit gutted though I love Javier :(
ReplyDeletei knew it! did you see pene's body language lately? they'll be over soon!
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteProper A-lister reveals!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Enty!!
AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteYou fucking SUCK, Julia. Not that we didn't already know this. Even though Javier is obviously equally to blame, I'd like to see Penelope smack Julia right across the face.
now THAT is juicy!! My jaw is on the floor!! they looked so happy, I guess not everything is the appearance
ReplyDeleteThey are doing a lot of promotions together (Pe&JB). If its true Pe really has a stomach
thanks Ent! ;)
Poor Penelope. I think she's so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteNot to keep beating the list issue but wouldn't she be higher than him. More people have hears of her, her movies are slightly more mainstream, etc.
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. DAYUM!
ReplyDeletewow. wonder when the cheating happened.
ReplyDeleteOh snap.
ReplyDeleteWow. Fantastic.
ReplyDeleteGood reveal. Too bad Javier and Julia are douches. They are perfect for each other.
ReplyDeleteOh my! this one is quite juicy!
ReplyDeletePenelope doesn't strike me as the type of gal to put up with this type of crap.
One of these days the Shit really will hit the fan and will be quite the firework show!
Boy, Julia gets around.
ReplyDelete@shopgirl - Probably happened during the filming of "Eat Pray Love"
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts is such a bitch. Why doesn't Danny Moder drop her stinky, hairy-pitted ass.
ReplyDeleteVicky Cristina Brockovich?
ReplyDeletedoesn't he also have a one night stand baby on the way with a young'un?
ReplyDeletewow, but isn't Penelope assumed to be a lesbian? I thought he was bearding for her.
ReplyDeleteWow what a skank that julia roberts is. Not that we didn't know...but still!! And the hotness of Bardem? Suddenly looking a little less hot now. Whaddaprick.
ReplyDeleteWow!!!! That one came out of left field!!!! Nice work Enty!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, Julia. First you mess with one marriage and now you go ahead with another. Classy.
ReplyDeleteI recall pap pics of Penelope shopping @ Ed Hardy around Christmas and I thought "Who is she buying this stuff for? Javier isn't a douche." Guess she knew and I clearly didn't.
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts is such a CUNT.
ReplyDeleteI rarely use that word, except when it fits. It fits here.
I guess you would call that the Oscar high mile club.
ReplyDeletePenelope was with Tom Cruise for years so I'm not surprised her version of a relationship is different than most of us readers.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Danny cheat on his wife with Julia to begin with?
@Cari
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love that movie and love how you worked it into a comment!
Hot Damn! Now that's a REVEAL!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Enty!
O_o
As I remember, pretty much everyone nailed this one when it first came out. Julia is a revolting cretin, and my opinion of Javier is now rock bottom. Penelope, you can do so much better!
ReplyDeletePretty Ugly Woman.
ReplyDeleteI hope Penelope gets all telenovela on Julia and Javier's asses.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, America! This one is worth celebrating. Pretty juicy...and also gross.
ReplyDeleteHOT DAMN! That's what I'm talking 'bout.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy Julia''s movie tanked this weekend. The ads which showed her constantly cackling/laughing were enough to keep me away.
ReplyDeleteAnd Penny's movie just crossed 1 Billion the same weekend. Karma!!!
Julia Roberts is a whore. There, I said it.
ReplyDeleteWow! Thanks, Enty! Disappointed for Pene though. And really surprised at Julia...I know everyone else here seems to already know this, but I thought she was just suffering from major A-list ego. I hate cheaters.
ReplyDeleteAmy ftw :)
ReplyDeleteAll those comments Julia made in the press 6 months ago about how it would be a shame/crime/travesty if Javier didn't win the Oscar this year now make sense. She went on and on about him. Can't believe my GF loves her movies. Yeesh. Only movie of hers I liked was "Notting Hill" and that was only because it wasn't about her.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he slept with Scarlett too.
ReplyDelete!!!
ReplyDeleteSO...that just confirms what I have often thought about Danny Moder. His silence AND cooperation has been paid for! She is so disgusting (Julia, I mean).
ReplyDeleteNo more feeling the Bardem love for sure and Julia? Shame, shame
ReplyDeleteLove all the Julia hate! The woman is a talentless hack-bitch from hell.
ReplyDeleteJulia has a thing of rubbing it in the faces of the women that she slept with their man.
ReplyDeleteThe Aloe Vera shirt she walked around in years a go was just rock bottom and I have never respected her since. Her ex husband's wife's name is Vera. Julia was pissed she wouldn't divorce danny right away since Julia demanded it. Vera had to be punished in the press.
Probably explains why her mouth and lips are so big.
ReplyDeleteOh, Julia, why don't you surprise us and keep your legs CLOSED for once?
ReplyDeleteIt's the lowest of the low to cheat on a woman who is pregnant WITH YOUR CHILD!!! Ugh. And as for Julia, that doesn't surprise me at all.
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts has been whoring around Hollywood since before her Mystic Pizza days, so this is unsurprising. What is also not surprising is that Penelope stayed with Javier - look at her BFF Salma Hayek, who got back together with her filthy rich baby daddy after she found out he knocked up Linda Evangelista. These people don't play by our rules.
ReplyDeleteWoah...that's just wrong and again that's just how Julia is. So is penelope staying for the sake of the family?
ReplyDeleteIf you click on the date above each paragraph, you can see the original blind as it was posted and all the guesses. A lot of people guessed this one. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't live in the HWood world, where the rules all seem to be very different, but I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't 'okay' to them somehow, except to Danny Moder. But what do I know?
Wondering if we are going to see a resurrection of the Crazy Lies and Nights blog now that this blind has been revealed? Hmmmm?
ReplyDelete@Jason She made the same comments about Denzel before he won his Oscar, so that pretty much confirmed to me that she and Denzel did it, too.
ReplyDeleteSkeeball, I remember her making some similar remarks about Sissy Spacek too...should we be suspicious? ;)
ReplyDeleteShe must have cheated on Lyle Lovett too. Might have been with Denzel or (gasp) Nick Nolte. She has a history of sleeping with her leading men including Liam Neeson, Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland (maybe) John Malkovich, I'll bet she tried it with Richard Gere and Brad Pitt too.
ReplyDeletefunny if she slept with Denzel but wouldn't kiss him on screen for Pelican Brief, you know, she didn't want to piss off racist white america and lose her queen of the movies title.
ReplyDeleteBut I totally think she banged Denzel, Tom, Javier, even Sissy!
Dermot Mulrooney had a fling with her, as did John Cusack, let's see - who else?
ReplyDeleteLike Meryl Streep, she bangs all her costars. See you next Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteSo jealous of the John Cusack hookup! Yummy.
ReplyDeleteThis is awful, I thought Javier and Penelope made a great couple. I could blame Julia but it takes two, so Javier is just as crappy as her. Why does Julia always gush about her and Danny if she is sleeping with everyone else?
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE guessed this one right.
ReplyDeletePlease do not sully the good name of Miss Sissy Spacek. Julia Roberts is a skeeze. I never liked her anyway. Not real keen on Barfem either. Just eww.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Julia is such a whore. And Javier is too, what an a-hole.
ReplyDeleteWord I heard is that Penelope is a lesbian. Javier is a great cover for her and she gets to have a baby. Julia is, allegedly, a huge slut so this all makes sense.
ReplyDeleteholyfuckingshit. this is amazing. terrible but christ!! Jenny S-totally!!
ReplyDeletegod almighty. That woman is so vile. I think I might refuse to say her name forever more.
ReplyDeleteOh, heck, I can't get that worked up. Julia. Skanky, whorey, cunty Julia. Yuck.
Julia Roberts always had the reputation to sex with her co-stars so my question is she did it with Clive Owen and Tom Hanks or not?
ReplyDeleteJavier Bardem is rumored bisexual (i saw some photos with him and friends in a spanish gay bar)and Peneloppe Cruz is a professional beard (remember her "love story" with Cruise)
Bardem and Cruz may be BFF
Even if Pene and Jav are BFFs with an understanding, Julia is still a reprehensible ho.
ReplyDeleteOh no, pomme....please not Clive Owen!!
ReplyDeleteWell, just DAMN!
ReplyDeleteI used to like JR, but after learning more about her merry-go-around-in-the-bed ways, I stopped. This reinforces my stance. Chick needs to stop f***ing married men! What a floozy.
A lot of people guessed this one, but it is still juicy as hell!
ReplyDeleteAHA!!! Wasn't the CDAN family calling this one for a long time?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see a little more hate directed at Javier. Hello, preggo wife????
ReplyDeletelanasyogomama - here it comes - HORRIBLE behaviour from j. Truly the worst.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Julia's wedding anniversary on July 4th? You're welcome.
ReplyDelete^lol!
ReplyDelete@FS - Not that it makes this any less horrible but I wondered about an open marriage as well. Especially if it is a well known thing that she does bang all her co-stars?
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to think of all her movies....I wonder if she banged Dennis Quaid?? He would have been married to Meg during that movie they made together.
Actually it wasn't Julia who didn't want to kiss Denzel, it was Denzel, the bigger star at the time as he already had an Oscar who said he didn't want to be another Black man on film unable to resist the charms of a white woman. He put the kabosh on that.
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't married men cheating on pregnant wife par for course? Not saying it's right, but Lord knows it happens quite regularly.
I think what many people don't realize is how close things get on a movie set and how intense feelings develop so quickly although they're usually fleeting. Most stars married to each other more than likely have understandings. I'm sure Penelope has had her fun. Danny can't say much because he scored a rich movie star, so he's like the quiet spouse who doesn't have much bargaining power. And considering that he does camera on all of Julia's films per her contract, I'm sure he knew and paid it no mind.
Actually, Julia did try to screw Brad Pitt, but this was back when he was still faithful to Aniston, and it was just before the vile whore stumbled over Moder and decided to destroy that marriage. Pitt turned her down, and once she hooked up with Moder she said to Pitt that he could have had her. Pitt responded, I could still have you. You have to give him props for that. It always amazes me how much hate Angelina gets (I like Aniston too), while Roberts the biggest skank in Hollywood, and one who gets off on fucking married men and rubbing it in their wive's faces, is beloved. WTF?
ReplyDeleteHow Tacky! Run Penelope! It won't get better. Poor baby.
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