June 27, 2011
This A list couple, although, if taken individually he is probably a B+ actor who sucks at acting and she is rarely in anything anymore because I think most of her days are filled with followup doctor's appointments. Anyway, this couple is finished. Over. If they don't announce their divorce prior to July 4th, I will go ahead and do it for you on that day. You know, because I care.
Demi & Ashton
Because all fireworks shows start at 9 pm in California. ;)
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for this one- they've been suspiciously quiet on Twitter and that can only mean one thing...
ReplyDeleteYes!!!!!! I was waiting for this one! Please be true I can't stand either of them
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDAAAAAAAAMN!
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ReplyDeleteDamn! Enty revealed it!
ReplyDeleteI think we're all just surprised it lasted this long. I don't care about them at all so I have no feelings about this one (cuz you know, you were all wondering).
ReplyDeleteFS-
ReplyDeleteI'm right by the dodger stadium and haven't seen anything. I might be blind, or drunk. I think both. I do hear it though :)
And here it is!!
ReplyDeleteNow will someone get that little Talullah in hand and under control, please?
Yeah! Thanks, Enty" we thought it was either them or Tea and Demi! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh Enty; I love you, and you have really made my day today. I so hope that when the sun rises tomorrow you are still intact and drawing breath! Please don't give us a really big reveal along the lines of "This is my swan song; over and out". I fear that is coming!
ReplyDeleteNow that it's out there I wonder how long before their people announce it?
ReplyDeleteno wonder hes been in brazil hiding out!
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering if Enty was heading into witness protection, but decided he's going to step in as Olivia Munn's new manager.
ReplyDeleteWe all guessed this one.
ReplyDeleteToday was made of awesome!!!
i still don't think they can get divorced since they were never legally married. They just had that kaballah ceremony. They have no marriage license on record.
ReplyDeleteAt some point that age diffrence was going to kick in. Plus I suspect potato head, I mean Rumor got freaky with him and moms found out.
I meant David! Lol!
ReplyDeletethank you, Enty. I hope none of this gets you in trouble. You rocked today.
ReplyDeleteI know I read somewhere that they were not legally married.
ReplyDeleteEnty! These are great!
ReplyDeleteAlso, wasn't there a paparazzi picture of Ashton partying with Lauren Conrad? She just broke up with her boyfriend. Hmmmm....
Enty thanks for a great day!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I guess this makes up for people saying that he always avoids revealing good BI on a reveal day.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, these reveals have surpassed my Casey Anthony trial obsession, which I did not think could ever happen. Bravo, Enty.
ReplyDeleteI don't put the divorce down to the age difference. They are about the same maturity-wise if you ask me: 13 years old.
ReplyDeleteBut no relationship can handle such massive egos forever. no way.
The biggest Pranked yet! LOL
ReplyDeleteEnty if you need to go into hiding Canada would welcome you, good work today. My mind is totally blown.
ReplyDeleteoh me too Susan, i'm on verdict countdown. And I have a major crush on Jeff Ashton.
ReplyDeleteNo marriage license on record? Perhaps they have a Confidential Marriage License? The state of California allows for this. My husband and I have one. It means no one except him or me can access it. I would think that celebs would use this so that the paps won't get their paws on them.
ReplyDeleteI feel for Demi... Real talk. How old is that bofoon?
ReplyDeleteI bet fornyears she must have felt so insecure, but shit like this is almost inevitable when you seek a trophy partner.
Isn't common law marriage in California 7 years? They'll be "married" 6 years in September, maybe they are getting out early?
ReplyDeleteWhat Reese said!
ReplyDelete@girltrav: California does not have common law marriages.
ReplyDeleteI think they recognize common law marriages from other states, but I'm not a lawyer.
Good. So tired of these insufferable twats and their massive egos. Such a good day of reveals, Enty! Muah!
ReplyDeleteYuca, we should have a beer at the Rolling Stone restaurant some day! (or some place, that just popped into my head). I am somewhere in So Cal too. Didn't know Dodger Stadium was doing a show. I just walked outside and I can see part of my city's show but there is a hill obstructing most of the view.
ReplyDeleteI don't want this day to end!!!
ReplyDeleteEnty if you need a place t hide, my door is open
FS yes I just saw the show and i was really impressed. I even let out a little ' amerika, fuck yaaa' under my breath. While I don't agree with most views in this country I am grateful for the amazing opportunities it's given me.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes beer beer beer!
Here's a link to where I saw that photo of Ashton leaving the Roosevelt Hotel with Lauren Conrad
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thesuperficial.com/ashton-kutcher-cheating-demi-moore-06-2011
@Kate
ReplyDeletePeople actually do go to that place? Thought it was annurban myth.
This was a blast. Thank you, Enty!
ReplyDeleteDemi doesn't need him- you go girl
ReplyDeleteDemi would make some billionaires dream wife. Anything on her being an ass or nice?
ReplyDeleteWhat does it mean "her days are filled with followup doctor's appointments"?
ReplyDeleteCoffee, I think they mean all of the plastic surgery she has had.
ReplyDeleteOkay.. anyone else wondering if there will be any Tom and Katie reveals?
means she keeps getting work done on her face/body. Fillers, botox, boob job maintenance.
ReplyDeleteBlech. Good.
ReplyDeleteI never thought they were a real couple to begin with. I thought they were together for her to appeal to a younger audience and for him to gain credibility. While watching "No Strings Attached" I thought that there was no way he would go home to Demi after kissing Natalie Portman. I am a few months younger than Demi and I just don't see what the fuss is about her looks.
ReplyDeleteEnty revealed it! Yay! A lot of folks here called it, but it's good to get confirmation.
ReplyDeleteEnty is letting it all hang out to dry, woo-hoo!
Ugh. Ashton is such a DOUCHE. I wish Chuck Lorre hadn't hired him. It only encourages Asston to think that he is actually talented.
ReplyDeleteWow! Thank you Enty! I'm fairly new to your blog but so glad I found it.
ReplyDeleteDo ya think Ashton will threaten to sue? Guess not if an announcement is coming.
Thanks again, you rock!
Yay for this reveal solely so I don't have to see people whining about it anymore today! Hip, hip HOORAY! ;)
ReplyDeleteAshton and LC would make more sense together than he and Demi ever did.
The latest pics of those two are very telling. He is just more and more sullen and is looking very 'wound up'.
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