January 26, 2011
This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, "Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.
Jeremy Piven
I think no one really thought this was a blind? So very obvious, and yet still so disappointing. Ugh. Does it really ever work to talk to someone like that?
ReplyDeleteWow classy......anyone else clock watching for these updates I feel like it's disrupting my day in a good way tho
ReplyDeleteEw, just ew although what else would one expect? Have never seen the show either BTW.
ReplyDeleteSlimeball.
ReplyDeleteHubby is sitting here staring at me watching the clock & then hitting 'Refresh' on my browser LOL!
ReplyDeletemuajajaja loves it! hey at least he was being honest! jajajaja
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time believing someone could be that disgusting and arrogant. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI would pay good money to kick this guy in the balls about 50 times.
ReplyDeleteThe worrying thing is that I know non-celebs who have been known to behave like this (usually when drunk it must be said).
ReplyDeletewhat a douche-mover.
ReplyDeleteKathyVermont, ROFL!!! Is he also shaking his head and sighing?
ReplyDeleteLaugh. I'm running back and forth with a paint brush. Multitasking.
ReplyDeleteThese reveals are great this year...if I had a blind, I would be very nervous today. Thanks Enty!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he cums mercury?
ReplyDeleteAs I recall, we all thought, "Y'know, if this is someone who is tired of being bothered while eating, we can maybe forgive him for being a crude asshole. On the other hand, if this is Piven, this is par for the course and he's just a disgusting asshole." Piven ftw. Disgusting asshole it is.
ReplyDeleteI deeply loved this guy when Entourage first started airing. That didn't last long.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he suffers from the same condition as Axl Rose.
ReplyDeleteOver-rated twat. So glad she walked away, because some might not have. *cough* tiger woods *cough*
ReplyDeleteSorry, but that waitress is disgusting. How many times has she ditched her tables to blow celebs? And WTF do his friends SAY when he gets back to the table?? Losers - the whole sorry bunch of them!
ReplyDeleteorignally i thought it was someone trying to be funny about being left alone. Intent is hard to gauge when it is just text.
ReplyDeleteBut i'm with RQ now that it is piven, it is gross, he wasn't joking.
fail me.
What a douche. I'm sitting here clock watching and refreshing as well.
ReplyDelete@PollyPureBred - uh, the waitress WALKED AWAY. The only disgusting person here is Piven.
ReplyDeleteHe's like a caricature of himself.
ReplyDeletewonder what the kitchen did to his food. The guy has obviously never worked in a restaurant before. ha
ReplyDeleteOn one hand I can totally imagine the Piven being an a*hole just to be "the man" in front of his friends, but on the other hand what was that girl expecting? and it must be tiresome for the famous crowd to be getting hit on all the time, even if that includes the Piv.
ReplyDelete2 mins :o)
ReplyDelete@RQ - thanks for clearing that up! U thought she had someone wait on her tables so she could go blow him. Oooops!!
ReplyDelete^Lol! I'm sure there are waitresses who might, thankfully and hopefully this one made him look like a tool in front of his friends.
ReplyDeleteShe was probably just hoping for a good tip and not into him at all.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what her tip would have been if she had "served him with a smile" in the toilet? Would he have thought that was tip enough?
ReplyDeleteI am very glad to see that the waitress has standards, but I think she should have slapped him with a sexual harrassment lawsuit.
ReplyDeleteAnd if Piven is reading this.....it is never a good idea to piss off the people who are bringing you food and drink. Just saying.
asshole
ReplyDeletePiven is revolting, can't understand why the waitress would flirt with him to begin with.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm the only one that thinks this is funny...
ReplyDeleteI would pay good money to watch AMD kick this guy in the balls about 50 times.
ReplyDeleteFrom Groupiedirt: "Axl Rose is very kinky. We hear he likes urination/defecation scenes, bondage, sex toys, girl-girl sex...and he likes to videotape it. The Guns N'Roses song "Pretty Tied Up" gives you an idea what Axl likes. Ex-Guns guitarist Slash is said to be very average at best and a sexual disappointment. If there's a mirror nearby, he likes to watch himself having sex. We also know he likes to be handcuffed to his bed: In 1995, Slash was caught in the embarrassing situation of being handcuffed to a hotel room bed and the person who had the key just left him there and didn't come back! The person who pulled the disappearing act was probably a lady who was so disappointed in sex with Slash that she left him handcuffed to the bed for revenge! One lady who experienced Slash says to watch out for his tongue, which is black from too much booze and cigarettes. STD alert: We also hear Slash doesn't like to wear condoms. We hear the other ex-Guns guitarists are much better when to comes to sex: Izzy Stradlin and Gilby Clarke have gotten praise for their great sexual skills."
ReplyDeletegrain of salt and the standard disclaimers apply
@Mark B - Me too. I must known (or have known in the past) a lot of a-holes. :)
ReplyDeleteSo, has this guy always been an ass or just since Entourage fame? That hair piece must give him balls of steel.
@HannahPalindrome...i think it's hilarious, too. In my head i hear it as sarcastically funny. Then again, I'm problably one of the few people who still find him to be attractive, so not sure if my opinion counts on this one...
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