Tuesday, July 05, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT OSCAR-WINNING ACTOR is already being blasted as a deadbeat dad BEFORE his baby’s even born?! The brooding actor hasn’t ponied up for his baby mama’s prenatal care because he’s been too busy romancing a hot new gal!


20 comments:

  1. Benicio for the win....I guess Rod is paying for his grandchild.

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  2. I don't think Benicio has the kind of money Kim is hoping for.

    Ryan Philippe is waiting for DNA tests before he cuts a check to his potential baby mama.

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  3. Ryan hasn't won an Oscar. I say Benicio FTW.

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  4. Benico, I don't get this, it wasn't even a relationship. My real question is why is she having the baby...?

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  5. @MISCH - my theory is that she's having the baby to prove that she actually had sex with Benicio. She's a horseface; opportunities to procreate don't come around often. :)

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  6. Anonymous9:59 AM

    Didn't Benicio tell Kimberly that she was pretty much on her own with raising the child? That's a crappy thing to do, but I don't recall them being in a true relationship. I figured she wanted to prove that she could get with a legitimate actor and not some reality-show d-bag. It's not working out for Kimberly, it seems.

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  7. Yeah, this is definitely not a blind. Benicio all the way...

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  8. Unless Sean Penn really did knock up Scarlett...

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  9. Scarlett can pay her own way....I can't imagine she'd have his baby anyway...
    He's not worth getting fat for, and he's not a great father to the kids he already has.

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  10. Anonymous11:22 AM

    What about jj and her still unrevealed baby daddy has mv won an oscar

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  11. Anonymous11:31 AM

    Maybe she doesn't believe in abortion. If he chooses to be an absentee dad, than I wish for him to have a miserable life.

    He doesn't have to love the mother, but the child shouldn't have to suffer. He has money because he is a tightwad.

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  12. Gotta be Beneicio.

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  13. Bad wolfboy, bad bad.

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  14. Beneicio, and it doesn't matter whether it was a relationship or a one-night stand. If you don't want to be on the hook for child support, wear a condom or get a vascetomy. (I probably spelled that wrong, but y'all know what I mean - snip, snip.)

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  15. Anonymous3:21 PM

    This was too easy...del toro

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  16. Guess he figured papa Rod would chip in.

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  17. Wouldn't the pregnant person have health insurance. If so, what is she paying for? Just the co-pays for office visits? That's not a lot of money. She should just wait for her child support checks after the baby is born.

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