My first wedding dress was HUGE on me naturally by the time the wedding date came. The seamstresses had to build in big bust cups so it wouldn't cave in at the bustline. No way they could re-make the bodice in enough time (and/or for a price money I could afford).
Real brides should be so busy and nervous that they lose at least some weight naturally.
Now, if some dumb see-you-next- Tuesday purposely buys a dress WAY too small, then she just needs to deal with the consequences.
Actually I have several friends who lost on average 20 pounds for the wedding and came back from the Honeymoon gaining that and another 10 pounds... No smart..bad for the body.
That makes me laugh! The woman bases so much of herself on her looks that when she starts to lose it, shes going to really spin out of control. Shes always a burger away from being a sloppy looking c**t.
I am not sure I buy this one as Kim. Not because I think she's unlikely to buy too small or lie about her size or crash diet, but because a custom-made designer gown is made from timely, periodic measurements, not a specific size. A more likely scenario is that the bride-to-be has gained weight in between fittings and now has to crash diet to get into the dress. End guess: Kim, who either lied about her measurements or gained weight, and a man wrote this blind.
selenakyle, your comment makes it sound like if someone doesn't lose weight naturally before their wedding "from nerves" and being busy, they somehow aren't an authentic bride. That's kind of an odd thing to say.
Actually, Jessica Simpson makes perfect sense. Not that I don't buy Kim K., but I'm pretty sure I read a while ago that JS had hired Tracy Anderson because she wanted to lose weight for the wedding, whenever that is. Maybe she hasn't been as successful as she'd like.
I can't believe it's Sherri Shepard. I think she's a wonderful comic actress and will watch any show she's in (except The View) but I was disappointed to see (on The View) that she's not too bright. That said, she strikes me as a sensible girl who would have been realistic about selecting and fitting her gown.
I would have to go with Jessica Simpson. Kim actually exercises a lot if you follow her Twitter account. She also would have no issue getting a dress made for her figure.
Sherri is not going to wear some "younger" tight wedding dress. I'm sure she will go traditional because of her background. So she will easily fit into her dress.
On E! the other day there was a story about how Jess is going crazy to lose the weight and how she keeps gaining it back because of her love of junkfood. She also looks like she hates working out. And she is technically a TV personality because her movie career flopped. Her recording career hasn't seen life since "With You". She was on the VH1 show "Price of Beauty". And she was a judge on Project Runway's last season finale.
I say her. Final answer. And this is my first post. Be nice to me please. :)
My friend waited on Kim in MN last weekend and she said she was really tiny in person. She also said that their $250 bill was comped and they tipped $60.
I never usually leave a comment, but I almost always read them. I have no new guesses to add to this, but i do have to say...Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher? Are you freakin' kidding me? Next, we'll have Samuel L. Jackson as Harry Bosch or Adam Sandler as Mitch Rapp.
Kim "I'm a size 2" Kardashian
ReplyDeleteSherri Shepard!
ReplyDeleteWhat! Brides buying too small wedding dresses and dieting! What scandalous things will the National Enquirer write about next?
ReplyDeleteOh Kim...Why don't you Lipo your asset.
ReplyDeleteI would have to say Sherri Shepard as did she not lie about her size when you ordered the thing???
ReplyDeleteAgree, sun08. Sounds like most brides to me.
ReplyDeleteMore important...Bad news..
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise is going to be Jack Reacher from the Lee Childs thrillers....talk about lousy casting.
My first wedding dress was HUGE on me naturally by the time the wedding date came. The seamstresses had to build in big bust cups so it wouldn't cave in at the bustline. No way they could re-make the bodice in enough time (and/or for a price money I could afford).
ReplyDeleteReal brides should be so busy and nervous that they lose at least some weight naturally.
Now, if some dumb see-you-next- Tuesday purposely buys a dress WAY too small, then she just needs to deal with the consequences.
Actually I have several friends who lost on average 20 pounds for the wedding and came back from the Honeymoon gaining that and another 10 pounds...
ReplyDeleteNo smart..bad for the body.
@Katie: We can only hope! For once, that ass ain't an asset!
ReplyDeleteOh Kim, you desperate whore..
ReplyDeleteThat makes me laugh! The woman bases so much of herself on her looks that when she starts to lose it, shes going to really spin out of control. Shes always a burger away from being a sloppy looking c**t.
ReplyDeletePardon me, I hate that chick.
I am not sure I buy this one as Kim. Not because I think she's unlikely to buy too small or lie about her size or crash diet, but because a custom-made designer gown is made from timely, periodic measurements, not a specific size. A more likely scenario is that the bride-to-be has gained weight in between fittings and now has to crash diet to get into the dress. End guess: Kim, who either lied about her measurements or gained weight, and a man wrote this blind.
ReplyDeleteselenakyle, your comment makes it sound like if someone doesn't lose weight naturally before their wedding "from nerves" and being busy, they somehow aren't an authentic bride. That's kind of an odd thing to say.
ReplyDeletekardashian!
ReplyDeleteNo way - not Kim K., she has been working out like crazy. It is Jessica Simpson for sure.
ReplyDeleteWhen's Jessica Simpson supposed to get married? Could it be her?
ReplyDeleteOops sorry Trixibelle, you beat me to her....
ReplyDeleteActually, Jessica Simpson makes perfect sense. Not that I don't buy Kim K., but I'm pretty sure I read a while ago that JS had hired Tracy Anderson because she wanted to lose weight for the wedding, whenever that is. Maybe she hasn't been as successful as she'd like.
ReplyDelete"resorted to crash dieting" Isn't that pretty standard for brides to be?
ReplyDeleteHow shocking, a crash diet. Don't stop spinning world.
I really doubt Jessica would be referred to as a "TV personality". Pop star/actress or even designer maybe, but not tv personality. At least not yet.
ReplyDeleteJules Whateverhernameis.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it's Sherri Shepard. I think she's a wonderful comic actress and will watch any show she's in (except The View) but I was disappointed to see (on The View) that she's not too bright. That said, she strikes me as a sensible girl who would have been realistic about selecting and fitting her gown.
ReplyDeleteThere have been articles with Sherri's blessing about how she is trying to lose weight like crazy before her wedding.
ReplyDeleteI would have to go with Jessica Simpson. Kim actually exercises a lot if you follow her Twitter account. She also would have no issue getting a dress made for her figure.
ReplyDeleteSherri is not going to wear some "younger" tight wedding dress. I'm sure she will go traditional because of her background. So she will easily fit into her dress.
On E! the other day there was a story about how Jess is going crazy to lose the weight and how she keeps gaining it back because of her love of junkfood. She also looks like she hates working out. And she is technically a TV personality because her movie career flopped. Her recording career hasn't seen life since "With You". She was on the VH1 show "Price of Beauty". And she was a judge on Project Runway's last season finale.
I say her. Final answer. And this is my first post. Be nice to me please. :)
My friend waited on Kim in MN last weekend and she said she was really tiny in person. She also said that their $250 bill was comped and they tipped $60.
ReplyDeleteLate, but FTW: All of them!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDitto what nunaurbiz said.
ReplyDeleteOH no! Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher? Is it opposite day? Reacher is tall and solidly built. Tom... is not.
ReplyDeleteThis is JS
I never usually leave a comment, but I almost always read them. I have no new guesses to add to this, but i do have to say...Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher? Are you freakin' kidding me? Next, we'll have Samuel L. Jackson as Harry Bosch or Adam Sandler as Mitch Rapp.
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