Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Today's Blind Item
This D list actress has not been in anything in forever. Oh, she still has close to A list recognition which is remarkable considering how little she has done in years. It is that child star thing. It sticks with you. Anyway, her boyfriend was overheard commenting the other night that he only stays with her because she is rich, gives great head and has the best supply of coke anywhere in North America.
Pamela Anderson?
ReplyDeleteSounds like LiLo to me.
ReplyDeleteBut LiLo isn't rich.
ReplyDeleteOh it has to be LiLo. She could seem "rich" to some. She comes up with the money for coke somehow.
ReplyDeleteI don't care how good she is, I would not let my cock in that woman's mouth.
Hm. I feel as though once we have the right name, everyone will go "aaah of course" but I cant think of any child stars that have fallen out of the loop but are still famous...
ReplyDeletePam Anderson wasn't a child star. Argh, this is hurting my brain, I feel like I should know this.
ReplyDeleteHow's about one of the Olsen freaks?
ReplyDeleteLiLo doesn't have a steady boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Lilo can afford the best coke anymore, and I don't know of any boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteI think this has to be someone a little older.
Shannen Doherty?
ReplyDeletePunky Brewster?
Thora Birch? Helen Hunt?
ReplyDeleteI like the Olsen guess. One still acts and one does not, correct? I confess I still can't tell them apart or know which one is doing what.
ReplyDeleteSally Field
ReplyDeleteor that chick who wrote the book of poetry. with the little bit of an unusual name. movies mostly.
ReplyDeletetotally MK Olsen.
ReplyDeleteHate to say it, but Drew Barrymore?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Drew Barrymore?
ReplyDeleteNicole Eggert? is she rich?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that too, but she has been in so much stuff!
ReplyDeleteDrew Barrymore is a big producer.
ReplyDeleteMK Olsen is a big fashion designer.
Drew was my first thought, but she's done a bunch of stuff in the past couple years.
ReplyDeleteAll right, my duh. The blind only says the girl hasn't done any entertainment work in years, by inference. I think Mary Kate is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Olsen twins for the win. They don't stay anorexic thin without some "pharm" help.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes
ReplyDeleteWith nearly,A-List name recognition we are basically in Kate Winslet territory, guys! At least according to Enty.
ReplyDeleteNit Lindsay - she doesn't have a boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI like the Mary Kate Olsen guess.
LiLo's dating that guy from Survivor. She might not be able to afford therapy, but she can afford $1200 shoes.
ReplyDeleteEh, if you guys aren't buying that and prefer one of the Olsens, Ashley's your best bet. She hasn't been in anything since 2004. Mary-Kate was in Beastly, which came out this year, and has been in other stuff since her last twin flick.
Jennifer Love Chewit?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I really must disagree with the Olsen twins guess. I understand that neither of them have been in anything acting-wise in a long time, but it's not like they're still famous now for doing nothing. Both of their clothing lines (Elizabeth and James/The Row) are incredibly successful, and above all, well-praised and well-received in the industry. Just...no. Does not fit.
ReplyDeleteOh come on, people, it's totally LiLo. These BI's are often hedged. Substitute "has money" for "rich" and "guy banging her at the moment" for "boyfriend" and it totally fits.
ReplyDeleteEnty has been bashing her over her mysterious means of support for weeks, and he posted this right over an item about her! I think this is a BI inside a BI, hinting that she's resorted to shady ways to keep herself in designer shoes and primo blow.
The Olsen twins are gazillionaires from their early merchandising deals so the fashion thing is just extra cash for them.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget that Heath Ledger died in one of the Olsen's apartments, and when the "massage therapist" found his body the first thing she did was call the Olsen twin - not the police or an ambulance. Gotta call the drug lord first to get approval.
The Olsen twins are gazillionaires from their early merchandising deals. The fashion stuff is just extra cash. And don't forget that Heath Ledger died in one of the Olsen's apartments. And when the "massage therapist" found his body, she called the Olsen first instead of police or ambulances. Gotta make sure the drug stash is taken care of before you involve the cops.
ReplyDelete"Someone is probably paying her way in return from some special favors. I just want her to have to go in front of a judge and say who and what the favors are."
ReplyDeleteHow much more of a clue do you need?
Was Tara Reid a child star?
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Lilo--she doesn't have money or a boyfriend. MK and A are good guesses, but the fashion stuff is legit and keeps them from being D-listers, IMO.
ReplyDeleteHayden P
Christina Ricci
Neither are considered as wild, but there's a lot of crazy going on there.
Wow, another blind posted on top of the picture...what is this, New Years around here? Thanks Enty!
ReplyDeleteAnd for you Olsen twin guessers...really you think they give great head?
My first thought was Melissa Gilbert but I don't know if she's still married or not.
ReplyDeleteI don't see why people keep trying to connect this with the piece below about Lindsay. In that blind, he strongly implied that she's getting money FROM the guy who flies her out, while the subject of this blind is being used by the guy for her money (among other things).
ReplyDeleteWho, of all the names guessed, really has A-list name recognition? Who still self-identifies as an actress but can't get any work at all?
ReplyDeleteDrew barrymore doesn't quite fit but she was the first name that popped into my head. I've heard she is quite a fan of the booger sugar.
ReplyDeleteOn what planet is Drew Barrymore a D list actress? And isnt Drew clean? and has been for 20 years or so?
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano?
ReplyDeleteWay too much gossip that Drew is at least back to boozing and not handling it well.
ReplyDeleteDREW BARRYMORE IS NOT A D-LIST ACTRESS, and this blind has NOTHING TO DO WITH LOHAN. JEEBUS.
ReplyDeleteJust had to scream/get that out of the way. Sorry.
I'll go for the Mary-Kate guess. She may be an A-list designer, but there's no way in hell she's anywhere close to an A-list actress. I don't think she's a D-list anything, though -- too famous for too long.
I love you, but your ranking system kinda sucks, Enty. ;-)
Drew has her own production company. She is big and still making movies.
ReplyDeleteit's obvious who this is: "Move that cone. I'm Lindsay Lohan."
And she does have a new boyfriend. She's currently into guys - for the moment. To which Sam Ronson thanks the good lord for everyday.
ReplyDeleteLisa Bonet?
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano is too busy tweeting everyday to do coke. She must tweet about 100 times a day.
ReplyDeleteWell, if it's Lohan (and it is; it's meant to be an obvious BI), it'll be revealed, and we may not have to wait five months.
ReplyDeleteKirsten Dunst (sp). She was a child star with a still highly recognizable name. But what has she done lately?
ReplyDeleteI love the Kirsten Dunst guess! She is loaded.
ReplyDelete@B. Profane -- Whenever Enty gives us an "obvious" BI, he typically indicates that a chimp could deduce the answer with little to no difficulty. He didn't do that this time. All he's said is how this is a wealthy, superior blowjob-dispensing, coked-up actress who attracts people who use her for her money, and that she was far more famous during her youth. Gee, that only describes about *forty* or so famous women, probably.
ReplyDeleteI'd say that the ACTUAL POST about Lohan (you know, the one right below this one?) is a hell of a lot more obvious than this blind when it comes to how Lindsay "earns" the cash for her slutty footwear.
This post still isn't about her. But whatever.
Kirsten IS a good guess, but she was just in Cannes representing that Lars Von Trier movie, remember? It's not as if she hasn't been working lately.
ReplyDeletean olsen ftw
ReplyDeleteI think you can assume that the clues that have to fit are that it's a woman still really famous (A-list name rec.) who no longer has a career (D-list, no work) who started out as a "child star." The skeevy Olsen twin fits, sure. Can't think of anyone else under 35 who does. It could be an older star, I agree. But those three hints really narrow it down.
ReplyDelete"Rich," "gives great head" and "has the best coke" are hearsay sourced to the sleazeball du jur, who could be exaggerating.
Enty also hints at BI's by slotting them near a picture of the subject in another blog posting. He's also had a real hard-on about LiLo lately.
Whatever. I just don't think it's a stretch to think that Enty would do a really, really, really obvious BI bashing Lohan at the moment.
Lindsy just doesn't have money for counseling, drugs, booze & misc. she has no problemo paying for.
ReplyDeleteLohan has a new boyfriend supposedly but there's been no photos or gossip about them getting into drunken brawls or arguments? Really? If she had a boyfriend do you think it would be this quiet?
ReplyDeleteLook at the story this blind follows about how much money LiLo has. And she's been dating that Survivor guy.
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton.
ReplyDeleteNowhere is that guy from Survivor described as her boyfriend. Nowhere. They were together with a bunch of others at a club when she got trashed last weekend. She's always screaming at someone.
ReplyDeletegreat guess, CB. I'm totally agreeing with the Mischa Barton guess.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Tatum O'Neal.
ReplyDeleteHaven't read any but near the top. How about Tatum O'Neal? I know she won an Oscar, but that was lonnnnng ago, when she was, like, eight or something.
ReplyDeleteOh. Now I see the Queen of T mentioned her an hour ago.
ReplyDeleteI was going with Shannen Doherty, but I like the Mischa Barton guess, too.
ReplyDeleteTotally dating myself here but ... Melissa Gilbert?
ReplyDeleteFormer child star - check
Former SAG president - check
Recently separated/divorced - check
Rich - check
Has had substance abuse issues - check
Yeah, I know it's a stretch, but bear with me. I'm old. LOL
Elizabeth Berkley?
ReplyDeleteTatum O'Neal and Mischa Barton are working steadily, believe it or not. Elizabeth Berkley, A-list name?
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Olsen train!
ReplyDeleteKind of hoping this one ends up gets revealed!
Juliette Lewis?!?! anyone?!?!?
ReplyDeleteKirsten Dunst... duh.
ReplyDeleteChristina Ricci.
ReplyDeleteNot Kristen Dunst, she was at Cannes this year for her latest film and is definitely not D list. Same with Drew - no WAY is she D list (come on!!!)
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Lindsay, mostly because Enty is saying she still has A list recognition because "it is that child star thing". That is SO not why Lilo has almost A list name recognition; we all know she's still widely known because of all her drugging and drinking and legal crap. It's too obvious to be Lohan.
Dunst and Ricci are working steadily. Juliette Lewis was a child star? But she's working too.
ReplyDeleteThose first two sentences, if accurate, really narrow it down.
A couple of folks beat me to it, but I was thinking Tatum O'neal myself. I can't remember the last movie or show she has been in, and I don't count that reality show she tried to get off the ground with her dad. Not sure about the "rich" thing, but she certainly isn't poor. And she has had substance abuse issues in the past and it wouldn't surprise me if she fell off the wagon.
ReplyDeleteAnother one could be Mackenzie Phillips. Not sure of her relationship status though.
Tatum was in Rescue Me, not that long ago. I don't really think of her as rich or having the best coke supply in North America though.
ReplyDeleteAshley Olsen IS rich though, rich enough to have the best coke supply in North America - Enty's words are "has not been in anything in forever" which means to me she hasn't been in a movie or tv series for a long time, not that she isn't successful doing something non media related.
Linda Blair?
ReplyDeleteI like the Tatum O'Neal guess, but since she won an Academy Award, can she ever really be D-list? Hers was the first name to pop into my head, though.
Mackenzie Phillips?
Linda Blair! There it is, the perfect fit for the clues...30 years ago.
ReplyDeleteI saw some recent footage of her in a doco. or something. She is today happy, centered and quite beautiful.
KIRSTEN DUNST FTW!
ReplyDeleteClaire Danes?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Melissa Gilbert.
ReplyDeleteMackenzie Phillips is a good one also.
toss up.