Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Another Blind Item
So, this reality star from one of my favorite reality shows. Not hard to guess which one if you read the site regularly. Anyway, she was at the airport the other day and checking in for her flight. Apparently there was an error so they had her in economy rather than first class. She did a don't you know who I am thing and the person said no, they didn't. "But, I am on a reality show." Still didn't work. Then she dropped the I used to be married to so and so. The clerk said, oh I loved him. Whatever happened to him. Still did not get our reality star in first class. They offered her business class, but she waited at the airport two hours for the next flight because she could not be seen in business class.
Camille Grammar. ;-)
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ReplyDeleteCamille Grammer!
ReplyDeleteCamille Grammer!!
ReplyDeleteI'm on board with that trick Camille as the answer.
ReplyDeleteThat was so easy even I got it. Camille for the win.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. If I didn't read this site, I'd have no idea who Camille is, either.
ReplyDeleteBurn!
ReplyDeleteProb Camille, but let me throw out Adrienne Curry too.
ReplyDeleteI'll join the rest of you on the Camille train.
ReplyDeleteObviously Camille. She is so wonderful.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what everyone else said! *L*
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ReplyDeleteReally, the flight attendant did not know what happened to Kelsey Grammar? That I do not buy, he is as high profile as he can be right now without a tv show on.
ReplyDeleteOh awesome set down!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of when Enty revealed that incident where the ultimate douchedrip Ryan Phillipe was in line at a club and tried to go to the front and skip on in. He tried the 'dont u know who i am thing' and the bouncers didnt and then he dropped the 'i used to be married to Reese Witherspoon' card and the bouncers let him in.
LOLOLOL, for stories like this,on behalf of the ego check of both Camille and Ryan, I appreciate the people who remain unconcerned/clueless about the goings on of Hollywood.
Business class is okay but I would wait 2 hours for an upgrade too for a cross country flight.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if someone dropped the "don't you know who I am" bomb, I would say no even if I knew exactly who they were.
ReplyDeleteThere was no error. She paid economy and expected a comped FC upgrade, to be paid for with her Don't You Know Who I Am card.
ReplyDeleteMe, too, Patty. In fact, I have. When I worked at Immigration at the airport I had to tell the members of a certain band to put out their cigarettes and they pulled the "Don't you know who I am?" I replied, "Don't you know you're not allowed to smoke inside airports?"
ReplyDeleteThey need a sign like the one I saw in Austin yesterday. It read "We reserve the right to refuse service no matter who you are, who you think you are, how much money you have or who your Daddy is."
ReplyDeleteLOL@Texgen. Where was this at?
ReplyDeleteI think they posted those all over Austin after Bush twins invaded.
ReplyDeleteHard to believe it's Camille. She was on my flight from Honolulu to Kona - and she was not in first class.
ReplyDeleteOh Enty, how I love you. This is not even blind. CAMILLE (I used to be a high class hooker) GRAMMER. But, I got to hand it to the Gold Digging Queen. She got a bunch of dumbass Kelsey's money!!!!
ReplyDelete@ texgen - You know that is right. We get so much of that bs down in Texas. Just another reason to love Austin. ; )
I would like to buy that ticket agent a drink!
ReplyDeleteShe's also in the pics today, so Camille for the win!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Padma Lakshmi?
ReplyDeleteWait, I was wrong: IMO the show gave her a fistful of RT business-class or even FC tickets as part of her deal and she *turned them in* for the money (keeping the points) and now wanted to be comped an upgrade. Amiright?
ReplyDelete"Whatever happened to him?" Funniest line in the post.
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ReplyDeleteWas she afraid too many in business class would recognise her because she use to flat back???
ReplyDeleteTHAT would be the ultimate slam where this trick was concerned.
"Don't you know who I am???!!"
"Sure, honey, I recognise you now . You use to be that hooker who worked the Marriot Hotel Bar in the Bahamas. I use to work at the Dept. of Health...."
I was at the airport once when someone who thought they were important said "Do you know who I am?" The gate agent got on the PA system and said, "Pardon me folks, someone here does not know who they are. Can someone please help them?" They were clearly not amused but the rest of the crowd laughed their asses off!
ReplyDeleteArdleigh *and* Sherry: Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
ReplyDelete"Don't you know me? I used to be a hooker!!"
ReplyDeleteOh YEAH!! How ya doin Camille! Let's rush you right up to the front of the line.
RQ....WHAT BAND??? You can't tease me like that!
ReplyDelete@JasonBlueEyes - That is what I was thinking too!
ReplyDelete@texgen - I LOVE that!
OH Camille! Have you no shame?
Lol - it was Blur :)
ReplyDeleteCamille - got tons of stories like that about her. And sadly, other talent-free reality "stars". Good blind though enty (and well written!!!)
ReplyDeleteOMG LOL! I wasn't expecting Blur! Pretty funny.
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