Monday, September 19, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT perky All-American actress has had so much cosmetic surgery that producers on her comeback film added a clause in her contract that she can’t get nipped or tucked until after the movie’s release? She’s desperate to make her way back to the A-list, but movie execs fear when the film comes out no one will recognize her on the big screen!


28 comments:

  1. Reese Witherspoon?

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  2. I keeep on thinking of Rose McGowan... But I don't think she's all American...

    Saw her face on SVU over the week-end, of a woman having an affair with her twin brother (eeeck!) Her face looked awful, old, over done. She used to be so pretty.

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  3. Is Meg Ryan trying yet another comeback?

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  4. I'm voting Meg Ryan.

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  5. ^^ agree - Meg Ryan. She was America's sweetheart, and she barely looks like herself anymore.

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  6. Anonymous10:46 AM

    This is SO Meg Ryan.

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  7. yeah agree with meg ryan. she's got a movie in production currently. and its been a couple years since she's been top billed in a movie.

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  8. First thought was Meg Ryan

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  9. I agree, Meg Ryan has gone totally overboard on the surgery train.

    However, don't discount Sandra Bullock for this. Look at the closeups in The Lake House, it's fairly obvious that the work started back then.

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  10. Gotta be Meg Ryan...so sad

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  11. This screamed Meg Ryan to me.

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  12. Sandra Bullock isn't trying for a comeback, she's been here for years.;)

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  13. Perky has to be Meg Ryan, oh how I hate her perkiness.

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  14. It's too late for Meg Ryan, me thinks. That face is wrecked.

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  15. Meg Ryan can't possibly be having more surgery, can she? She's needlessly ruined her face. I'm voting Meg for this one. It could be anyone, but the 'perky' sealed it.

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  16. Meg Ryan with the van dyke for the win.

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  17. For those who don't get the joke:
    Famous Hollywood actress is scared of getting old, so every year she visits her plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
    As the surgeon unwraps her after the latest round of surgery, she's horrified to see a dimple in her chin.
    She screams at the doctor about it, and he looks at her and says - "Lady, that's your belly button...one more lift and that'll be a van dyke!"


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  18. Meg with the trout lips hehehe

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  19. ... and don't forget to tip your waitress.

    Meg Ryan was totally "perky".
    ... but then, so was Mary Tyler Moore and I was thinking her, but there's nothing in IMDB that she's working on anything.

    so I think it's Meg FTW

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  20. I doubt that Meg will ever be A list again.

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  21. How about Renee Z??

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  22. @Rita...agreed. I couldnt stop thinking...poor poor rose, you used to be soooo pretty! close your fish lips, please:(

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  23. @RocketQueen - Agree. :(

    Meg's IMdB page has her last gig in 2009 on Curb & is filming a movie due out in 2012, so seems like this is a good guess. So sad. I loved her old face.

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  24. Heather Graham? She was in Lenny Kravitz's American Woman video.

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