Kate Winslet looking stunning in the "optical illusion" dress.
Lea Michele headed off to a BBQ yesterday. I have never eaten as much BBQ as I did yesterday, but I would eat more. Oh, and they should make BBQ cologne.
Michael Fassbender taking a bow.
A first time appearance for Mark Strong.
Still married, but at what price?
She looks pretty sad to me. Should have got on the plane.
Selma Blair carries her shopping bags while someone else carries her baby. You know, priorities and all.
Star Jones found another boyfriend?
I don't know where Spike Lee gets his clothes, but for as small as he is, it seems like he is going to a Big & Tall store.
Tara Reid got evicted from Celebrity Big Brother Friday night and re-united with her husband, Pamela Bach and her best friend, Jose Cuervo. Tara got hammered. As in, I have no idea how she managed to stand hammered. As in, drank an entire bottle of tequila by herself hammered.
If this was permanent, this would have been an interesting story.
One happy family.
Speaking of happy families, Victoria Beckham takes her daughter on their first mom and daughter shopping trip where she taught her daughter how to use a credit card and how to get a celebrity discount.
Lea Michele headed off to a BBQ yesterday. I have never eaten as much BBQ as I did yesterday, but I would eat more. Oh, and they should make BBQ cologne.
Michael Fassbender taking a bow.
A first time appearance for Mark Strong.
Still married, but at what price?
She looks pretty sad to me. Should have got on the plane.
Selma Blair carries her shopping bags while someone else carries her baby. You know, priorities and all.
Star Jones found another boyfriend?
I don't know where Spike Lee gets his clothes, but for as small as he is, it seems like he is going to a Big & Tall store.
Tara Reid got evicted from Celebrity Big Brother Friday night and re-united with her husband, Pamela Bach and her best friend, Jose Cuervo. Tara got hammered. As in, I have no idea how she managed to stand hammered. As in, drank an entire bottle of tequila by herself hammered.
If this was permanent, this would have been an interesting story.
One happy family.
Speaking of happy families, Victoria Beckham takes her daughter on their first mom and daughter shopping trip where she taught her daughter how to use a credit card and how to get a celebrity discount.
Princess Charlene to Prince Albert:
ReplyDelete"With this ring, I thee dread".
In that close-up Princess Charlene looks a little like Lisa Kudrow to me. Friends-era Lisa Kudrow, at least.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever seen Posh wearing flats. I'd heard it was happening, but that's the first I've seen it. Awesome. I hope the next photo she's wearing sneakers.
ReplyDeleteTruth is out, Lea Michele cannot style herself. The dress seems pretty, but those shoes are hideous and ruin the look.
Kate Winslet looks great in that dress.
Selma might have had a C-section and cannot carry anything heavy. Mom or the Nanny might have insisted on giving her a break. Being nasty Enty. Kate looks beautiful, I hope Lea got food poisoned or has a hangover (bitch), Charlene is getting something big out of this. Guarantee it. Tori looks close to being due and Posh in flats? If that is not a sign of the 2012Apocalypse..... lol : )
ReplyDeletePosh is wearing flats! That is a major story!
ReplyDeleteOMG THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR, Is Victoria Beckham not wearing her 7 inch Louboutins?!?!
ReplyDeleteLOL @Henriette, I see great minds think alike, lol
ReplyDeleteI think Winslet's dress is absolutely shiteous. I don't know how anyone could like it?
ReplyDeleteMark Strong is a GOD. A GOD, I say!
Hmmm, I might marry a philanderer just for that dress...
Is there a betting pool on how many times Tara showed her cooch in that dress during the evening?
Princess Charlene is one gorgeous woman! Her eyes tell a story that is made for movies...the saddest princess....locked in a tower...what the heck does he have on that poor woman???
ReplyDeleteBy the way...I don't watch big brother. Did she really drink that much tequila? That chick can party! And still walk on those stilts??? I am in awe-I'm a 2 can tiger.
ReplyDelete@Moosh, I am SO totally with you on Mark Strong! I see (or hear) him and my panties zing! down to my ankles.
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet looks scrumptious in that dress. I could munch on her all afternoon!
Loving Mark Strong. Sexay!!!!!
ReplyDeleteVicki in flats? Surely that's an imposhter.
ReplyDeleteI love me some Michael Fassbender. He was awesome in Inglorious Bastards.
ReplyDeleteUgh Lea Michele.. I can't wait until her 15 minutes are up.
LOL @ BinkyM! And I usually eschew LOL...in this case it is totally appropriate. Charlene totally looks like Lisa Kudrow in that picture, and baby Harper looks like her daddy. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize Kate Winslet is Asian.
ReplyDeleteIs Spike Lee wearing a 3-D tee shirt?
Tara Reid looks like hell. Good and boozy!
@Cancan "Ba-dum-dum!" (Rim shot.)
I'm surprised Posh would allow photographs of the ballet flats. Anything else is fair game, but not her Poshness without her stilletos.
ReplyDeleteI'd hate for Lea Michele to see what my gang wears to our BBQs.
SELMA LET SOMEONE ELSE HOLD HER BABY?! THE HORROR!
ReplyDeleteI love that Kate Winslet says she hasn't had plastic surgery. Her eyes tell a different story, however...
ReplyDeleteI think Tori is so pretty. I don;t even care that she hooked up with Dean while he was married, because they make beautiful babies. Her hair is cute and her boobs look especially good there.
ReplyDeleteMy mouth dropped after seeing the pic of Posh in flats and a skin tight dress.
ReplyDeleteI love Winslet's dress and want one now!
Tori Spelling actually looks great pregnant or when she has some weight on her. And I agree her and her husband make beautiful babies.
I'm embarrassed to know this, but...apparently Posh has a herniated disc, and can't wear heels until it's better. Though I did see a family pic taken a few days ago where she was wearing her stilettos, and David was holding the baby. So who knows.
ReplyDeletePosh came out to show the world that even though she just gave birth, shes already a size -2 because she has only eaten lettuce and organic rabbit food since the birth. She is wearing flats because she knew if she carried the pap magnet, I mean baby with stilettos people would eat her for lunch. Then all her starving and refusing to smile would be for nothing.
ReplyDeleteI love the Fassbender! He looks good there, with the ginger showing and the blond Prometheus hair chopped off.
ReplyDeleteAnd kudos to Posh for not having a photoshoot with People or whatever mag for the first exclusives pictures of her daughter (à la Suri, Shiloh, etc).
I'm keeping up with Celebrity Big Big Brother, and found I quite liked Tara Reid. But yeah, she can drink alot.
ReplyDeleteLove Kate but not her dress so much.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, is Tori pregnant again?
I'm w/ Mango....I missed a Tori baby/pregnancy. Not that I care or follow, but are both those kids the ugly mugs?
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet, as much as I adore her, is obviously full of shit on the 'i'm all natural' tirade, That is not her birth face. Pulled a little to taught.
If Kate's dress was black with another color on the front part, I might like it more...
ReplyDeleteEnty, I'm pretty sure there is SOMEONE SOMEWHERE that makes a BBQ cologne. ;)
I'm glad everyone else had the same reaction as I did to Posh in flats, which was: OH MY STARS, no 9 inch heels!
Mark Strong is gorgeous. And I'm a straight guy!
ReplyDeleteLelaina, did you really just use the expression "oh my stars"? LOL. I heart you!
ReplyDeleteIDK about the herniated disc, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were true. The Daily Mail did a story last year about how fucked up her feet are from wearing stilettos so much and how she's starting to get other health problems from it. They ran pictures of her bare feet just before she went in to have surgery for her bunions and her feet looked deformed. I'm sorry, but no arbitrary fashion standard is worth deformity. I wish she'd embrace comfortable shoes and start wearing crazy trainers and Doc Martens.
Vicky is healing from a slipped disc in her back that's why she is wearing flats. Its not about her look its about her being in too much pain to wear them.
ReplyDeleteThe princess does look sad, beautiful but sad.
The Princess should be smiling while wearing those earrings! They are fabulous!!
ReplyDeleteAnd is it just me, or does Posh look a little porky there. I mean porky for Posh. Not like porky for me.
@_-_=_ she just had a baby. JUST had a baby.
ReplyDeleteI'd do Mark Strong in a heartbeat!
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