Last night it was not the people who paid money to see Jennifer Lopez in concert who were crying at the thought of doing so, but rather Jennifer Lopez herself. At the Mohegan Sun in Connecticut last night she started talking about love before singing If You Had My Love. Then during the song she managed to force some tears out which the camera managed to zoom in on at exactly the right time. Shocker! Then the audience saw the tears and gave her a standing ovation. Not so much for the tears, but for the fact she was able to cry despite all the botox.
and here I thought she was a bad actress
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, Botox cannot stop you from crying. That is bullshit. I have had it done before, and my face was not looking like Kim K or Nic Kidman.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all, J Lo is a fucking idiot. Please bitch, you will be on marriage number 4 by the end of 2012. You are a pathetic loser who can;t be alone for a fucking minute.
Is she crying because she fears that she herself might not have her own love? I'm not following it. Oh, she's supposed to have loved someone other than herself. I get it. I'm caught up now!
ReplyDeleteI don't like her much but GOD her bod looks bangin' there.
ReplyDeleteIt was method acting. She acted like Bradley Cooper after he had sex with her.
ReplyDeleteShe cried because she suddenly realized that no matter how many millions she donates to Xenu it won't stop her from getting older.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Marc Anthony crying at his last concert? Maybe this is their schtick. They still have a lot of money tied up in their joint business deals and I think they are going to try to keep the public sympathy going on both sides.
ReplyDeleteThere's a line in a Weird Al song from a few years back-I gotta turn on ET cause I'm a gossip freak. I gotta know who JLo is marrying this week.
Far be it from me to pay this fur-wearing stuck-up twat a compliment, but she doesn't LOOK all botox-y. If she's getting it she's doing it the right way - subtly.
ReplyDeleteHeheh thanks for all the funny comments. I needed that. Another celeb who is as phony as they come.
ReplyDeleteI will never forget reading somewhere a quote from her in which she talked about how much she loves wearing fox fur fake eyelashes. How cruel can you be for vanity? I hope the eyelashes fell off during her little fake publicity stunt...and that she finds some true empathy in her misery.
ReplyDeleteshe cried because she just had sex with the tiniest peen of Hollywood (in Renee Z's opinion)LOL i like this story
ReplyDeleteLoving a man or being loved is not the most important thing in life. Srsly. Pathetic. Especially when you've been married multiple times.
ReplyDeleteIf Bradley Cooper is half as messed up as rumors are suggesting, Jennifer will be crying for all the wrong reasons soon, I fear.
ReplyDeleteI wish she would just fade away. don't believe that she sincerely cried, she just did it for show.
ReplyDeleteShe's crying all the way to the bank. She divorced her controlling, skeletor husband, still looks great and is as rich as shit. Next?
ReplyDeleteI'm old enough to remember singers crying all the time on tv during a song. It was weird, but kinda the norm back in the '70's (anyone else remember that?). She can cry all she wants, but she's not going to get a standing ovation from me.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see more of the people who have truly made a difference in the world get some of the admiration that our society is presently reserving for shallow, do-nothing, narcissistic twats. You know, like the scientists working on a cure for cancer, or those who are giving their time to help ease some of the human misery on the planet?
I saw Idina Menzel last night. Before she sang a song from Rent she got very choked up talking about Jonathan Larson dying of an aortic aneurysm just days before his wonderful work of art was unleashed on the world. That was very real emotion, and she's a far better singer than J Ho.
ReplyDeleteShe cried because she was able to keep her lips in line with her audio track. They were tears of joy!
ReplyDeletePLEASE...................
ReplyDeleteOh Please...she wasn't crying over skelator? She was crying because she's alone and has no lover, poor thing. She'll just have to fill her time, performing, making movies, working on Idol, fans begging for her autograph, getting millions of dollars, and telling people they can't look her in the face when she walks by, because she's so awesome. I'm sure that has to be some consolation from the pain.
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked her mic was on.
ReplyDeleteWow, I love this site and it's easy to judge celebrities, but divorce is hard, especially when there are children involved. It's actually more likely that she's really suffering than faking it, imo.
ReplyDeleteI saw Bonnie Raitt cry when she dedicated a song to a writer who had recently passed. It was not intended and it was very moving. And yet, J Lo is rich. Sigh...Ugh BTW, who even GOES to J LO concerts? We should cry for them.
ReplyDeleteI just read on Superficial that in one of her songs, she had three backup dancers that looked like Cris Judd, Diddy and Affleck. In the next song, she danced with someone who looked like Marc Anthony, and told everyone she was taking a walk down memory lane...THEN started crying. Bitch, please.
ReplyDeleteOMG,RQ that is hilarious! So she's living in her own trashy telenovela! And bringing it to her fans. Bwa-ha ha!
ReplyDeleteoh cry me a river JLo.
ReplyDeleteShe should pretend cry over someone/something other then herself. It might be more moving if not authentic.
ReplyDeleteShe is BatShit crazy and how about the guys that used to date/screw her, did they give permission to be portrayed by dancers and paraded on stage?
Her and her 1st husband were made for each other. Attention/money grubbing s-uts.
Man, she really likes those glittery body suits, doesn't she?
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