Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Real Housewives - Beverly Hills High School Edition - Is Marilyn Manson On Drugs?


Who knew that China Chow from that show like Project Runway but about art which is really good dated Mark Wahlberg and knows all about his nipples and that he does not like them bitten. Who knew that Marilyn Manson had seen China's breasts before and that they are best friends. Well, if they are, she needs to go over to his house and find out what he is on, because he sounded awful when he called in to speak to her last night. See, that is what I get for sticking around and watching Watch What Happens Live after Real Housewives. I also think Adrienne should not be a guest on the show anymore. I like her a lot and think Paul is great, but Adrienne never says anything that is not 100% thought out and sure not to offend anyone at any point in time. Paul just says what he wants and doesn't care.

So, last night on Real Housewives the only interesting parts took place the last 20 minutes. Taylor gets nominated for some business person of the year award, but did not win. Thank goodness because if she had won, the organization would have lost any kind of credibility. Russell was there. Everyone was there. Except for Lisa who was specifically not invited. Taylor knew that it would lead to drama, but that is the only way Taylor can stay in the spotlight.

So, the next day, conveniently enough Lisa has a tea party where they actually drink champagne and Taylor goes after Lisa with some fake tears and tries to get everyone to agree with her that Lisa is awful and they all talk about Lisa behind her back but are scared of her. Kyle supports Taylor with one tiny point but that is it so Taylor runs out of the house and makes a big exit, but only gets as far as the gate. Lets stop right there. If Taylor was really going to leave, I think she would have got in her car and then gone down to the gate. Instead she saw cameras at the gate and then saw Paul and tried her best to complain to Paul who you could tell really didn't care at all about any of it until Taylor stopped herself mid-complaint to ask Paul about some recent work she had done and he inspected her through the fence and told her she needed more work. She then went back to complaining and then went back inside and picked up her champagne glass before sitting down.

Then everyone starts talking about how they covered for Taylor about her abuse claims and they don't know if they are really true and if they are true then why are you going on vacations with him and Camille seemed genuinely upset. If not for her plastic surgery, I think Camille might have actually had a tear. She certainly tried to force one out.


18 comments:

  1. Taylor is so vile. What an attention whore.
    And who cares if Lisa's screensaver is a pic of her and Giggy? Geez.

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  2. I knew that. They made a movie together, The Big Hit. Huge Marky Mark fan. ;) He also has a third nipple.

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  3. Oh that tea party was SOOOOO delicious! What a fool Taylor made of herself, really!

    Also, I just laughed and laughed and laughed at Kyle's trauma over Kim's bf. Because you know what it's all about? She's just upset because SHE didn't get consulted about her bf. Good for Kim for going out and getting something for herself. And her solution is to be passive-aggressive like their mom did about their bfs. Oh, grow up! How effective was that for you, Kyle? Maybe Kim's relationship won't last, but at least Kyle's hands aren't all over it. It ain't all about you, Kyle, you b*tch! HAHAHAHAHA

    Hee hee

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  4. One thing about Taylor last night- her fillers did make her look good- rounded out her face- I LOVED the examination through the gate- what is up with the bunnies on the gate at Lisa's? There is a house being built near me with that SAME gate!

    Why does Lisa spray her hair into a helmet- I love Lisa- but that entire hair touching thing bothers the %(# out of me.

    I like Dustin Hoffman sitting behind Taylor at the luncheon- did you see him? He was dressed as the old lady he played- what was that movie? If you DVR'd the show- watch again and you will see it!

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  5. Dustin was there as Tootsie?

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  6. TOOTSIE!!!! I had to back up the show 3 times and laugh- yes- I swear somebody who looks just like TOOTSIE is sitting behind Taylor!

    And can I say- Camille looked gorgeous at the tea- her clothing/jewelery, hair and make-up- best I have seen her....she really wanted to talk- she was holding back...guess we all heard at the end what it was she was holding in..

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  7. Ya know, I'm on the fence about them all confronting a woman who told them she was viciously battered throughout her marriage- and doing it in front of the cameras no less.

    Questioning if what she is telling them was true or not by siting some of her other actions just made me cringe- that is so opposite the way you help abused people- by nitpicking over their decisions, i just wanted to close my eyes and ears to it.

    Kyle crying continuously was a bit much. Yes, Kim's new bf disturbingly resembles the troll from under the bridge in the Billie Goat's Gruff fairytale but nonetheless when your sister tells you she is in love with someone you dont cry all over them and make your high school bitchy faces at them! She is classless.
    And like Enty said- way to continue the cycle of passive agressive communication that your mom began. Idiot. It's too bad she is so pretty pretty- when she was dressed all in black with her hair in a ponytail and those black rimmed glasses I totally girl crushed on her for a sec- she was perfection. dammit. why are the evil ones always so pretty?

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  8. Last nights episode was pretty good. The best line for me was when Kim told Kyle to be a "big girl" and yes Kyle was totally over the top with her reactions. Kim said it was quite possibly the first thing she has ever done (moving in with Ken) that she has wanted to do. More insight into some of the hell Kim has had to put up with. Taylor wouldn't even listen to what Lisa was saying, so at that point what is the use? Lisa touching her hair bothers me too.

    I also loved Camille's look and she wants to let Taylor have it and good for her to. In next weeks episode it looks like Taylor will now be fighting with Camille because of what Camille said about her (Taylor) being abused. I say good for Camille. And I thought Camille was absolutely gorgeous in the sit down portion of the commentary on this episode.

    Please please ladies no more plastic surgery, no more botox! It's getting to where Camille and Lisa are looking like the normal ones.

    I did think it was sad that Kyle had to talk about what her mother would do to guys she did not like and that Kyle will do the same thing.

    Did you see Giggy's glizty stroller? Too funny!

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  9. Know I see why the other ladies want Taylor off the show.

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  10. I secretly like how Kim snubbs every event these ladies have.

    hahaha

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  11. I think Kim snubs them becuase she doesn't have the mental fortitude to keep up with these women.

    I'm just not in love with this show anymore. Everyone is just too self aware and are trying to keep their images in check and muted for possible sponsorhip deals.

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  12. Adrienne doesn't even seem to enjoy Paul's company. And I love him. He seems to not take all of this too seriously.

    Interesting that there seems to be so much doubt amongst the ladies as to whether Taylor really is being abused. I don't want to speculate, but when you go on a reality show, I guess I have no choice. Taylor seems to be a bit of a fraud.

    I love Lisa. I love all her pink baubles and bells, and fuck yeah, I would try my best to get invited to one of her champagne teas, because that shit looked awesome.

    I loved the side eye Camille gave Taylor during her tearful monologue at Lisa's house. LMAO.

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  13. I can't believe you guys are talking about Lisa touching her hair!!!! What about Kyle!!!???? If she touches her hair one more time, I'm not going to be able to watch the show anymore!:)

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  14. Agree Luckydog!!! Kyles hair touching puts me over the edge

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  15. good grief. i don't get the kyle hate. i have a feeling being kim's sister hasn't been the easiest gig. i think she's made many bad decisions, many of which involved men. kyle knows this is another one. who WOULDN'T know that? this guy is a wrong number if i ever saw one. not just because he's the creepiest looking man i've ever seen but he SNIFFS constantly.

    gee....i wonder why THAT is?

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  16. What a waste of some AMAZING looking food. YUM. Those skinny little things would never let one crumb pass their lips, but I'd be all over it.

    I don't give a fig about their $25,000 sunglasses, but I definitely covet that dessert spread.

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  17. The dessert cart was lovely, wasn't it? Sigh.

    IMO, I think the whole thing was staged. How do they go from fighting about whether Lisa has treated Taylor poorly to an intervention about abuse?

    I find it interesting that some of them are questioning the abuse allegations. True or not, that's not something that needed to be done on cameras.

    WWHL: LOVED the awkwardness between Adrienne/China when Mark Wahlberg came up. Especially the nipple comment. AM under her breath said "Well, we were friends." HA!

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  18. I haven't seen this episode yet, and while I understand the reason for some of the negativity, I am starting to get hypnotized by the show. And I'm almost ready to admit that I like all of the ladies a little. Kyle's hair receives too many shakes and caresses certainly, and Lisa sometimes acts with a little hauteur. They're all a little much, but last week when Kyle and Kim had their strange little discussion of Kim's moving and love life, I almost needed a hankie because I got choked up by how dependent Kyle suddenly was on Kim. Those Richards girls are trouble, I tell you! Somewhat narcissistic and lacking in perspective, they're still very understandable to me. Life dealt them a really good hand, and they're playing it for everything it's worth.

    On a related note, Kim's prescriptions! I kinda lost patience with Brandi when she made the accusation about methamphetamine because Kim wasn't acting like someone on meth and because you don't repeatedly administer meth. That's the beauty of meth: you get high once, and you're blasted for hours. So, no, Brandi, there isn't a Santa Claus.

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