Monday, December 12, 2011

Kelly Rowland Drunk On X-Factor


In case you did not know, Kelly Rowland is a judge on X Factor in the UK. Well, apparently according to everyone who watched her on the most recent episode, she was drunk. Like not making sense at all. Like Paula Abdul on American Idol seemed like a sober coach compared to how Kelly was behaving. Throughout the show she kept making random comments that seemed to serve no purpose; she forgot questions that the host asked her; and at the after show she would not stop dancing while she was being interviewed. Maybe she was possessed. Some demon could not get tickets to the taping so, did the next best thing and took up space inside Kelly Rowland for the show. That is possible. I have seen two of the three Paranormal Activity movies. It happens. Why would a demon want to hang around some house or some family for 30 years when they could go to an X Factor taping? At least it is a night off from the drudgery of making the pool cleaner jump out of the pool at 2am. That gets so old after awhile.


19 comments:

  1. her nose looks very tiny on the pic

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  2. shes possessed by the Knowles hahahaha

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  3. She's such a cookie cutter good girl, so I'm shocked to her this!

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  4. Her career is such a flop, no wonder she is drinking. She hasn't had a hit since Destiny's Child broke up.

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  5. i want video proof! i need a little bit of amusement on this blah Monday morning!

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  6. She was on our local morning show on the radio and was very charming and funny. She was getting ready to go on tour and the DJ's asked if she'd ever call them from Europe and she promised she would. They "yeah, yeah'd" and a couple weeks pass and darned if she did call them out of the blue from London. They were shocked. She was so sweet.
    I've liked her ever since.

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  7. Anonymous8:46 AM

    I wouldn't say she's that big of a flop. Her song "Motivation" was quite popular on R&B/Urban radio. And she's had some solid dance hits in Europe.

    Kelly is a casualty of Pimp Daddy Knowles using Destiny's Child to springboard Beyonce's solo career.

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  9. she's not Beyonce but she's one of David Guetta's favorite

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  10. I think once she lost Amelia Lily in the semi final she just went the way of Louis Walsh and decided to not give a feck. This year's final was one of the worst IMO - I miss the years when the final 3 duetted with major stars, not their mentors. I guess MonstersInc I too am glad Little Mix won - LOVED their version of Don't Let Go, but still...I missed Simon and even Danni this year.

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  11. I didn't even consider she was drunk, i thought the same as Sio though, there wasn't much point in her being there as she'd lost all her acts, she possibly thought the same.

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  12. Yeah, I feel like I hear more from Kelly Rowland cause of her Guetta connection than Beyonce...

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  13. MonstersInc Am indeed, Armagh girl :-) And yourself? Marcus was absolutely woeful by his standards this weekend and especially singing Cannonball-loved all the Damien Rice jokes on twitter after though. And loved Coldplay's performance - amazing. Now, about Tulisa - yes, I can see how much she loved her group, but in the last few weeks she reminded me of Kristen Wiig as Kris Jenner in the 'Kim's Fairytale Divorce' spoof. It was like she was trying to pass herself off as the 5th member, so much so I was worried for their collaboration! To cleanse my soul I watched Alexandra and Beyonce sing 'Listen', now that was a great final duet!

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  14. I said 'feck' as I'm trying to cut down on my swearing and all Irish people know that 'feck' doesn't count as swearing (thank you Father Ted!)Just saw Dermot's dancing at the start of the final there - no wonder it all went downhill, that was class, the contestants couldn't follow that! I love that man - legend.

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  15. Is Tits Simon on XFactor UK? How does he do both shows?

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  16. No he isn't anymore - he was for all the previous years though. Even though he was a crap mentor, I still miss him. Barlow sucks the soul out of it all and Kelly is no Dannii!

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  17. She wasn't drunk. Just deaf.

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  18. And I just love Marcus' smile. What a cutie patootie

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