Thursday, December 08, 2011
National Enquirer Blind Item
Which C-list actor – best-known for co-starring in a popular blockbuster comedy franchise and who now does mainly voice-over work – doesn’t accept his cross-dressing brother-in-law? The tiny funnyman wasn’t amused when his bride’s sibling showed up in a dress and heels to their wedding so they made him change into a suit and tie!
Someone from American Pie?
ReplyDeletei think its seth green
ReplyDelete"Tiny Funnyman" Vern Troyer?
ReplyDeleteMovie Franchise- "Austin Powers"
Seth green does lots of voice work.
ReplyDeleteSad.
ReplyDeleteSeth Green. He does a lot of voice work and was in the Austin Powers franchise.
ReplyDeleteAnd Seth Green is a $cientologist, which would fit with the homophobia. (not that all cross-dressers are necessarily homosexual, from what I hear)
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate that troll Seth Green. I bet it's him.
ReplyDeleteSeth Green is an excellent guess.
ReplyDeleteI think Seth Green is an excellent guess too.
ReplyDeleteHe is cos??? Say it ain't so Seth!
ReplyDeleteJLo's boyfriend looks like Verne Troyer
ReplyDeleteJlo's current piece does look like Verne in the face but my first guess was Seth Green.
ReplyDeleteSeth married Clare Grant who has 8 siblings, so could possibly be him.
ReplyDeleteJLo's boyfriend is so unattractive. His facial features bug me out.
ReplyDeleteJohn Leguizamo (sp?). Ice Age.
ReplyDeletefirst thought was also Seth Green, but I didn't know he was CoS. Loser.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize Seth Green is CoS. That must be why they kept using him in "That 70's Show."
ReplyDeleteGreen went to a Paul Haggis event during the week the New Yorker article about his Scientology defection was published.
ReplyDelete"I had a lot of friends that I knew who were upset," said Haggis, surrounded by celebrities at the Eveleigh in West Hollywood, including Moby, Jeremy Piven, Seth Green, Idris Elba and The Social Network's Armie Hammer. "It was hard. Because those are really good friends."
Well... was Green one of those upset friends? He DID show up!
Also... NO articles about his wedding mentioned anything about the ceremony except for director Craig Brewer's conducting it.
Seth Green is not Co$.
ReplyDeleteSeth Green FTW
ReplyDeleteyeah, i say no on seth. i got to see him ages ago on a drew carey show taping, and he was really cool.
ReplyDeletethe legume is a nice guess, but i'm going to go with either don castellenta or rob schneider (d.s. in the simpsons, r.s. in the gigolo, or the many adam sandler's films)
but i don't see schneider, being a bad guy.
A friend of mine's grandma used to babysit him. According to my friend, Seth was a total little shit. Not sure how old he was but my friend is the opposite of impressed.
ReplyDeleteMike Myers
ReplyDeleteSeth Green is NOT Cof$
ReplyDeleteAre we really giving him shit for being poorly behaved as a child? If he was young enough to need a babysitter, then he's probably too young to really be accountable for those actions. I made babysitters cry on occasion, but I grew into a fairly decent human being.
ReplyDeleteMy sister actually met Seth here in Toronto a while ago during TIFF, and he was very nice to her. He was with John Malkovich, of all people, and my 17 year old sister didn't recognize him, so she asked him to take a picture of her and Seth (we were Buffy fans). A few weeks later we were watching TV and Malkovich was featured on some show and she was like "Hey that's the guy with Seth Green." My sister...is not so smart.
Anyhoo I like him, I've never heard anything awful about him, he seems like a funny, self deprecating guy, and maybe I can understand not wanting your family to embarrass you in your wedding photos and videos.
It sounds like he and his wife both wanted her brothster dressed as a man for the ceremony. Hell I'm getting married next year and I had to flat out tell my mom that I love her very much but I don't want her creepy ass best friends at my wedding. (Ferociously ugly lesbian couple that come to fancy events dressed in unmatched tuxedos and let their autistic sons run around naked). I know that sounds like bullshit but I have the bat mitzvah video to prove it.