Friday, December 30, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Mariah Carey's twins won the worst celebrity baby names of 2011. Alicia Silverstone's kid came in a close second.
Michael Jordan announced his engagement to his girlfriend of three years. She likes Hanes.
Russell Brand meets women on a chat line.
Ryan Gosling after MMA class and
before.
Perhaps you are more of a Simon Baker fan.
Rod Stewart gets ready for St. Patrick's Day.
Snooki goes red. Everywhere if you know what I mean.
Vanessa Hudgens gets her drink on after some serious dry humping of her boyfriend.


29 comments:

  1. Guess Russell was calling his lawyer - DIVORCE papers filed

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  2. why is Vanessa still considered famous she has done nothing of any note since the last HSM.

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  3. Simon Baker is one of the few blonde men that I find attractive, also Daniel Craig, but Simon Baker is so hot he makes my ankles sweat!

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  4. Stewart must be happy that Celtic are on top of the league table currently.

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  5. Ohhh La-la....who knew Simon Baker had such rippling muscles under those frumpy suits? Not I

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  6. Awww, the twins are very cute though.
    Ryan looks yummy!

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  7. Why is Vanessa Hudgens dressed like a long lost member of Salt n Peppa, circa 1990??

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  8. Those twins are the worst names of the year but they are also the CUTEST of the year!!!!

    Ryan Gosling = YES!

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  9. Awhhhhhhhhhhhh http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2080449/Russell-Brand-Katy-Perry-divorce-Pair-split-14-months-marriage.html

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  11. I just got Russell's latest book for Christmas and let's just say that anybody who starts a book with a 20 page detailed account of the first time they fucked Kate Moss is probably not one to be happy with married life. I need to get in touch with Russell now and find out where he's hanging out for New Year's Eve. Wherever he is, I want to hang with him. It's going to make hanging out at Charlie Sheen's house look like Sunday afternoon inside a nursing home.

    Katy well presumably spend New Year's Eve in Hawaii. I'm sure when anybody asks Russell what he plans on doing that night night he'll say: 'Every single young female tart I see. That's a right jolly good thing, innit?'

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  12. I agree, endless sighs over Ryan Goseling. God that boy wears his jeans well.

    @timebob - I can't believe anyone would pay for Vanessa pictures. I think most people are quite "Meh" when it comes to her.

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  13. Those babies ARE cute but come on- fucking MOROCCAN?!?! What was she (and you know it was all Mariah) thinking when she chose that name?

    I could see Morocco or Morocca but ending it with the 'n' just makes it sound so un-human like. It's as though she named the kid a Cost Plus living room piece. Tacky and unrealistic. She's a moron.

    Monroe isnt that bad.

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  14. btw- I dont know how i feel about Snooki getting more media attention/pap pics everywhere since she lost some weight off her already dimunitive frame.
    But I dont think I like it.

    Even Enty is showing more pics of her lately. Way to reward extreme weight loss dude.

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  15. Oh, Gosling... Sigh...

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  16. I know I am in the minority here, but I would much rather hang out with Russel Brand than Ryan Goslin. I know, I know, it is sick.

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  17. I don't know, linnea.

    Goslin is pretty, but Brand seems far more interesting and fun.

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  18. @linnea - it is sick!!!! Why don't you like the Gos? He's hot, he's blond, he seems faithful to his girlfriends, he plays the guitar, he sings, he's hot:)

    Russel Brand was hot in that Getting Over Sarah Marshal Movie. He was ribbed, and hilarious.

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  19. I do like the Gos! I want him to hold my hand and tell me nice things. But after dark I would rather hang out with Russell. He seems just so much... dirtier.

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  20. So.....Dry humping? Is that a reveal?

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  21. ^hahaha, talk about accidental posting! @Linnea talks about dirty sex, then right after @ChasingHeaven is talking dry humping!

    @Linnea - The Gos is dirty. You should watch that Best Kiss win for The Notebook, check out the front of his jeans, he doesn't pack light.

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  22. Haha, gotta go back and do that... I also love how you all interpreted "hang out" as "have sex".

    Not saying you were wrong.

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  23. JasonBlueEyes, where is the cliff notes version on that story? 20 pages? Wow.

    I don't care for the name Moroccan but I love the name Monroe. I, like Mariah Carey, am a big Marilyn Monroe fan.

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  24. I love Russell Brand, underneath the bluster & the hair, seems a sweet sensitive guy. Google the tribute to Amy Winehouse, a smart, thoughtful, attractive man, who can crack you up & be fun to hang out with!

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  25. I've met Russell and he is HOT

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  26. "Hey Girl. I've been to Sweden, but you make the best meatballs I've ever had".

    I love Russell Brand though. I'd bang him 'til the cows come home. Or whatever the kids say these days.

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  27. That's a pretty random Christmas card.

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