Friday, December 30, 2011

Ted C Blind Item

You'd think that buckets of moolah, tons of adoring fans and a hot chick at your side would be enough.

Not so for Lesley Grotto, one of those swoon-worthy rock star types with the slick moves and killer abs. See, Les has all of that (including a knockout gal most dudes would kill to canoodle with) but—surprise! surprise!—he wants more, more, more.

Especially when it comes to chicks. ‘Cause let's be honest...

Lesley is a straight-up dawg!

You wouldn't know it, though, because when he's around his "special" lady (especially when there are cameras around) Lesley is the image of a doting boyfriend—ya know, lovey-dovey kisses and all the "awwww"-inducing crapola.

But when she's out of sight, she's definitely out of mind too.

Which leaves Lesley to do what he does best: sweet talking the panties off of any (and every) chick in sight.

"He's a total d-bag," one of the pretty party gals who attended one of the many booze-soaked events that Grotto frequents bitched to us. "He's all over chicks at these parties and flirts with everyone."

Continues our blabbermouth babe: "But as soon as he's with his woman he's a whole different man, all committed and monogamous."

Sounds smarmy. Well, actually, that totally sounds like half the other dudes in Tinseltown.

Here's the real Q, though: If his lady found out would she really even care? We kinda think not.

AND IT AIN'T: Jason Mraz, Kanye West, Bruno Mars


25 comments:

  1. Um. Are we repeating posts now?

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  2. LOL - I've done that on my blog, too. Scheduled the same post twice.

    Screw this crap - let's see some reveals!!!

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  3. Dang - I went in to this thinking it was a reveal. :/

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  4. But it's so Adam. Him & his lady were in the photos yesterday (or the day before?), also.

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  5. Levine is the only person I can even think of.

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  6. Sounds like the douche known as Adam Levine.

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  7. it's like deja vu all over again.

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  8. off topic but TMZ is reporting Russell Brand just filed for divorce. Happy New Year!

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  9. Really? I was thinking it was Paula Patton and her skeezy man... whats his name?

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  10. Wait, I just checked TMZ on my phone app and the latest said NO plan to divorce yet.

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  11. Why is everybody so focused on Katy Perry and Russell Brand divorcing?

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  12. refresh Reno TMZ just posted it now. Seems this migh tof blindsided Katy.

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  13. @Timebob - JUST saw that. :(

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  14. @Timebob
    Thanks. Refreshed and saw it. :(

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  15. @Vickie, because we have no life. Sad but true.

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  16. The only connection I see with the "aint's" is 5 letters, 4 letters for the name. Other than that, i'm out.

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  17. Enty will never reveal this because it's a Ted blind. Enty doesn't know who it is. I know, I know...it's easy to not recognize this as a Ted blind, because it features heterosexuals. However, the incomprehensible language should help guide you to the right gossip columnist.

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  18. Isn't this from last week ?

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  19. @Terri - the 5 letters indicator would be for Moron 5. Meant Maroon.

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  20. I was expecting dear Ted to tell us Adam was gay.

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  21. ^won't be long. Fist the womanizing, then apparently they start batting for the home team. Expect it from Ted in 2012;)

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  22. hello justina boba LOL!!

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