Radar is reporting that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony got into a fight over the weekend. That part of their story I believe. The part I have problems with is that Marc Anthony allegedly told Jennifer during this fight that she needed to see a psychiatrist about why she is incapable of living alone and moves from one relationship to the next. Umm, Jennifer does do that and it is kind of weird, but it just means she is a relationship person and not a dater. Not that everything Marc Anthony does makes sense, but he is seeing someone right now too and has been acting like a 5 year old kid celebrating his first Valentine's Day. Also, even when he is in a relationship he is always wanting more from other women, so maybe he too needs to see a psychiatrist. What I do think Jennifer needs to do is find a different type of guy to date. The dancer looks like Justin Bieber grew up and found a religion called Jersey Shore.
Last night I watched Glee (don't throw things at me) and spotted Casper - jumped up to imdb him - sure enough, he's a football player on a couple of episodes. The episode I was watching (they did Thriller/Heads Will Roll) wasn't listed, but that was def him. His imdb photos are HEEEElarious. He has a Justin Bieber-esque photo except he's dressed all in black. I recommend this for a laugh.
ReplyDeleteMarc is a drug addicted control freak, I doubt he has room to talk about who should be seeing a psych.
ReplyDeleteJennifer's moved on and he can't deal with it.
With all the men at her disposal, she chose THIS cheesy doofus??
ReplyDeleteLike Marc has any room to talk!! How many baby mama's is he up to now? Pot, meet kettle.
ReplyDeleteJLO is a diva, and always needs to be adored by her man. I think she was quite surprised after marrying Marc that not only he is a bigger diva and needs the spotlight constantly, but he's an aggressive SOB as well!
ReplyDeleteAs for Casper, Lainey says he's way beneath her station. Personally, I detest elitists, I don't mind what my man does, as long as A- He DOES something, and B- He is his own man.
But clearly JLO has a type, that Casper kid is the lost child of Marc Anthony + Chris Judd!
@Rita - what's the word with the Golden Globes post? I lost the thread where you had suggested it. Any news?
ReplyDeleteNot that I know of... Maybe Enty will let us know by Friday? If not, we'll simply use his last post on Sunday, and have our own party!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think? But I'd prefer it if he simply starts a proper thread at around 4:45 p.m. PST. I would really like that, it would be great fun to gossip with you guys!
That Casper is pretty creeping looking. She can do waaaay better without trying very hard.
ReplyDeleteKneepads is saying Halle is engaged. Guess, third times a charm?
ReplyDeleteWow! That's the very first place any psychopath goes, telling the other person they need a psychiatrist. No doubt there now about Skelator. JLo is doing fine. She'll be on to someone more her style soon enough. Those poor kids.
ReplyDelete@Rita - I'd like it best if he'd post something new and let us go to town. I'm really down for this - my child will be gone, and after watching Ricky host last year, I'm excited to watch again. Have you emailed Enty?
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay - I have on Monday, letting him know that most agreed on the "Betty White 90th B-day" post.
ReplyDeleteYou can send him your request too! I sent mine to the same address I had sent my Reader Photo.
@Rita - will do, and thanks for the idea and getting this started!
ReplyDeleteHey, I love gossiping with you guys! And nothing would make the Ricky Gervais experience better than to laugh it up with my fave CDANers!
ReplyDeleteAnyone else interested to have a post at 4:45 p.m. PST this coming Sunday for the Golden Globes, sent your request to Enty: entlawyer90210@yahoo.com
Hope to gossip with everyone then!
Typical man, telling a woman she has problems and needs help.
ReplyDeleteI'll join in too on Sunday! I will be drunk already because the Packers are playing at 3:30. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely join in if ya'll will have me!
ReplyDelete^of course! the more the merrier! Alcohol and healthy junk food (hehe) will be all set for a lazy Sunday. Also, the Golden Globes always finish on time, and the fast paced too. So the evening won't drag on.
ReplyDelete_-_=_: I think that boy is exactly her style. Why she married Skeletor is beyond me, but I think he may have kissed her fat ass and made her believe he loved her. I think he loved the IDEA of her.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I have no more to say about either of those talentless hacks.
@chop chop - LOL!
ReplyDeleteI will try to join the golden globes thread. Fortunately I will be on the east coast for it, so no time zone problems. But I will be visiting family, so I will have to sneak peeks at my phone. Thanks for suggesting this Rita!
ReplyDeleteAs for jlo, I think she needs a dating counselor, or a very good girlfriend, to point out why she seeks out the wrong guys. I don't doubt that skeletor suggested a psychiatrist -- he would go for the jugular in a fight.
Marc is a horrible horrible control freak. He dated my friend's friend in college and was super duper controling and horrible. Everyone HATED him. Jennifer has extremely bad taste in men. Enty is also right, Marc jumps from relationship to relationship too, just like JLo does. They both need therapy. JLo does need to grow up and date a man, not a man child. She has 2 children to think about. She needs to be a little selfless and think about them and who she wants around them.
ReplyDeleteThat statement is very, very abuserish.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they could both hugely benefit from seeing a good therapist. But I couldn't't give a flying fuck about either of their well being as one is an abusive drug addict and the other is a narcissistic asshole who promotes the use of fur in her clothing line, etc. May they both rot in misery.
ReplyDelete@Seachica - hope you make it! Use bathroom brakes often:)
ReplyDeleteJBlow has horrible taste in men, and it seems to be getting worse. I don't think Casper the Friendly Ghost is as nice as Cris Judd. I think Casper is going to sell her out, and I do think she will either be engaged or marry this guy. That's what she always does. I feel bad for her kids though.
ReplyDelete@Rita - bathroom brakes? To stop her from using the bathroom? ;)
ReplyDelete^haha! breaks, not brake. damn brake on coffee. Messing up my syntax!
ReplyDelete^I'm just yanking your chain, couldn't help myself.
ReplyDeletetsok. I know you're a kind one!
ReplyDeleteFoggy brain. do not want to work.
while i don't doubt this argument could happen, i do know for a fact it wasn't this weekend. marc left for colombia fri. eve., did media/pr sat. morn., soundchecked, and closed out a music festival night that same night (the 7th), and returned to US on sun. (ny in the morn, l.a. late night). so yeah, i call bullshit.
ReplyDeletewait...I'm so naive. What drugs are Marc Anthony on??? dimmi mi
ReplyDeleteWait, what?! A superstar celebrity goes from boyfriend to boyfriend because she needs validation in her life 24/7?!?! The horror!! THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!
ReplyDeleteMarc: "Hey kettle, you're black."
Pookie - perhaps the argument was on the phone?
ReplyDeleteI will make sure I pack my brakes, Rita. Although that might not make it through TSA. :-)
Where are her kids? Never see her with them ... only with her 'man-child.'
ReplyDelete@Seachica - I'm never going to live this one down, am I? My fucking muffler is broken!!! No coffee.
ReplyDeleteIf they're lucky, J-Blow's kids see her as little as possible, and are being raised by kind, loving, normal nannies.
ReplyDeleteRe: drugs...I've heard Marc A. is a mega coke-head.
ReplyDeleteMarc needs to get over his own damn coke problem and shut the fuck up. I can't BELIEVE he's making me defend JLo, who I absolutely abhor. We all know that once JLo moves on, she moves ON. Deal with it, Marc.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to reading your Golden Globe snark. I won't get to see it till that night as it is on Monday in Australia.
ReplyDeletePlus, she's got that lady casting spells and stuff for her. Move on, Skelator.
ReplyDeleteHe kept Dayanara Torres waiting (and having a couple of kids) while he decided whether to marry her, dragging her along on tour. She walked into his room one night and found an impromptu wedding ceremony *he'd* decided on. Her mother talked him into a church ceremony in San Juan -- but that's around the time he hooked up w/JLo again. Along with all his other control issues, he's cheap. His house in Manhasset, L.I. was furnished out of the Crate & Barrel outlet.
she's a fucking mess. honestly, who among us would date this douche?
ReplyDeleteat least with Chris Judd he seemed like a decent guy, this one screams "GHB BITCHEZ!!! PUT ON SOME LMFAO!!"
^Count me on for GG. I'll go email Enty promptly!
ReplyDelete^woohooo! don't forget to stock up on your mixers though;)
ReplyDelete^What, my hillbilly, redneck Crystal Light mixers are not good enough for ya? ;)
ReplyDelete^Nah, love the hillbilly cocktails! Gave me ideas to go redneck-chic as well!
ReplyDelete^Crystal Light, Gotta keep it low carb, yo! :)
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of, I still haven't made your cookies, but I'm going to this week! Thanks again!
Sure, she needs a shrink, and so does he--"Mr. Pot? It's Mr. Kettle on Line 1!"
ReplyDelete"The dancer looks like Justin Bieber grew up and found a religion called Jersey Shore"--PRICELESS! You win the Internet tonight, Enty!
this is what men say in divorce. they point the finger at their ex and say some version of, "she's crazy!" typical.
ReplyDelete"GHB BITCHEZ!!! PUT ON SOME LMFAO!!"
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love it, Jax, mostly because the first few times I heard LMFAO's current song on the radio, I thought it must be some vanity project one of the Jersey Shore guys did. "I work ouuuut." So. Fucking. Stupid.
I don't know if she needs a psychiatrist, maybe an optometrist.
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