Thursday, January 19, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Isabella Cruise shows up in a photo with her brother Conner at his 17th birthday party. Do you think Nicole Kidman tried to call him? Do you think Isabella is tired of working as a nanny while Conner gets to DJ? Have you ever noticed that the women in Tom's life all work for him and stay close to the family while the guys get to go do what they want?
Amazon and Google back in 1998.

Jessica Alba on her way to a business meeting.
Jenelle Evans with someone she will see frequently. Her lawyer.
Liam Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky announced they are expecting a baby so they celebrated by

going down this water slide.
Afterwards they were joined by Matt Damon who then raced Liam to the bottom.


38 comments:

  1. Isabelle is rather unfortunate looking. Conner is very handsome. Shame they have no contact with Nicole. Weird.

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  2. Interesting how Conner sort of looks like Tom.

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  3. I thought Liam was still with Miley? Was this a joke or is Enty being smart or did he mix up the twins? He was just in Cali with Miley looking scruffy for dinner with her fam. I'm so confused!

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  4. Anonymous12:26 PM

    That's Chris Hemsworth--Thor--not Liam. Liam is the younger brother and Miley's BF.

    Connor gets to come out of the house for one reason: he grew up to be a decent looking guy. He can be marketed. Isabella isn't seen as attractive, though there's nothing wrong with the girl. Shame that daddy dearest is all about Suri being his little girl. He has two daughters and both need attention.

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  5. Lol. He did mix up the twins. Chris is preggers not Liam.

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  6. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Also, I'd like to take this time to curse Amazon and Google. I like to think that if those two entities have never entered my life, I would be rich and productive.

    Thank you.

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  7. Who gives a shit what Isabella looks like? She stays out of the spotlight and seems to adore her brother. Despite the Scio upbringing, maybe she's happy?

    And Nicole looks WAY freakier, if you ask me.

    I love Miseralba's style. She's flawless.

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  8. Ohhhh, the ye olde days of the internets! I miss those days in a way. That's why I love and adore the wayback machine. I used to have my own sites and I love looking at them now and then.

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  9. I saw the photo of Elza Pataki and her baby bump on another site and thought: no way I would go down that slide, if I were as pregnant as she is. I am not sure about the dangers, but don't they have forbidding signs for pregnant women on the tubes in Water parks?

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  10. love those pink shoes

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  11. I thought Connor Cruise was 18, not 17?

    Isabella is perfectly fine-looking! She's an average-looking girl, nothing wrong with that. She has the misfortune to be compared to her unusually gorgeous father and mother (sort of mother) and brother.

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  12. ^ Yea I'm sure I'll be blasted for this but that seems like an a**hole move on Elsa's part.

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  13. Anonymous1:19 PM

    I've heard some weird mutterings about how supposedly this Elsa person is a really bitchy starfarker -- anyone else heard that?

    Those are some mighty fancy shoes for a business meeting, Jessica.
    Not being snarky. I love them, I just think they are a little princessy for a business meeting. But, to each his/her own.

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  14. I thought that, too - that Connor does look a lot like his father.

    And I bet that daddy Tom poisoned those two kids' minds. sad.

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  15. What is with the obsession of going bare-legged in the winter? I always laugh when I see someone bundled up in a coat (maybe hat & gloves too), yet won't wear tights or stockings. Looks kind of silly to me.

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  16. Anonymous1:38 PM

    ^Surfer, yes, it looks ridiculous to me too. It's amateurish.

    Why is Nicole the bad guy? I don't see a whole lot of photos of Tom with the kids, why is he not villified?

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  17. Regarding Tom and Nicole and their parenting, I can imagine a situation where Tom and this team of lawyers pushed SO hard for full custody, replete with threats (Tom's big on threats, no?) that Nicole found it easier on everyone, kids included, to let him have them and hope to re-establish a relationship with the kids when they're grown.

    This is purely conjecture, of course. Just given all the rumors about Tom, seems like it could fit...?

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  18. Just read Sarah Burke died today. :(

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  19. Isabella will surprise us all one day

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    1. Zelda, that is a lovely thing to say. :D

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  20. Anonymous2:03 PM

    @figgy, that's what I figured so I don't get why Nicole gets ragged on.

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  21. Miseralba's shoes are FUG. Are those square toed, hot pink satin?

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  22. I'm on Team BigMama - love Alba's shoes to pieces.

    Isabella actually looks terrific; I'm glad she's getting out more. Good for her; and good for Enty's comment about the women in his life being a leeetle too tied to the hearth while he allows his 17 y.o. son to free-lace DJ'ing (are there no liquor laws in his world?)

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  23. Yeah, although I'm no great Nicole fan, I can totally picture Tom's team assuming/demanding control over the education and circle of people allowed to hang out with Connor and Isabella. We don't know how those negotiations went down.

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  24. Just because you are 4 or 5 months pregnant and being active does not mean you will break your baby. I went to Hawaii at 4 months pregs and did whatever I wanted water-wise. Babies are so super protected in our tummies, it is almost impossible to hurt them by doing sports or the like. It's whatever mom is comfortable with and/or what the doc says if the pregnancy has problems already.

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  25. "What is with the obsession of going bare-legged in the winter?"

    My brother wears shorts outside in the Minnesota winter when he goes running. It's more comfortable for him, and once he gets warmed up, his legs don't feel the cold at all. I usually wear light pants myself. If your torso is bundled, the rest doesn't seem to matter.

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  26. Anonymous3:40 PM

    I want Jessica's shoes. Sooooo cute.

    Is it safe to go down a slide like that when you're pregnant? I think I see the beginning of a pregnant belly in that pic.

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  27. Team JoJo on the shoes. Not likin' 'em. I also think there is nothing wrong with Isabella's looks. But I am disturbed that a) we never see Nicole spending time with her adopted children and b) that Suri totally outshines the other kids. If it were me I would want to smother the brat and burn her little heels in a bonfire. Figuratively not literally of course.

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  28. Conner Cruise sorta favors his adoptive father Tom Cruise.

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  29. Once there is a placenta you shouldn't do anything with negative or positive g-force, such as roller coasters or high slides. I'm shocked she's doing this. The baby is protected in the womb, but there is a possibility of the placenta detaching...

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  30. Anonymous4:24 PM

    Mmmm, I don't think this slide is a big deal, really. Unless she goes tummy-side down and then belly flops into the water, it looks pretty safe. I would probably feel differently if she were on one of those 100-feet tall water park slides.

    Most doctors will tell you that if you exercised before getting pregnant, go ahead and keep doing it (as long as it isn't something like martial arts or boxing, of course). But yes, roller coasters or anything else that whips you around at a high rate of force are no-go. And jacuzzis and saunas aren't such great ideas, either.

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  31. I can't remember the last time I even saw a picture of Isabella.

    Jenelle's lawyer looks like he wants to give a thumbs ip from all the $$ he's getting from her, but he just can't seem to get it up.

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  32. Zelda, That is a lovely thing to say. :D

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  33. It looks like Conner and Isabella have a nice bond with each other. I wonder what the two of them think about Suri, or what they actually know about her.

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  34. You guys are so damn sensitive on this site. I cant say anything close to negative without a mrmber of the sensitivity police jumping down my throat. Its really irritating. Lighten up!

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  35. Conner may be a decent looking guy, but 17? He looks 17 like Courtney Stodden looks 17.

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  36. I imagine Isabella and Connor are very close, wouldn't you ban together if you were pushed aside for a new shiny bratty model Suri)

    I think it is very astute of Enty to point out about the 'women folk' with tiny tom.

    I also agree once again with Figgy about them hammering down on Nic about the kids.

    Who knows, maybe one day Isabella will write a massive F U dad type of book. Maybe she will hire a fantab leagal team to overturn the confidentality agreement she was forced to sign (remember that blind?) All we can do is wait and hope, and buy it the second it comes out.

    Could be wishful thinking and or dreaming on my part though.

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  37. I've always believe the same theory that figgy's mentioned. I think she's pretty uptight and somewhat controlling of Keith, but in general, I think Nicole's a pretty decent sort and a good mother. (I wasn't crazy about hearing the needing-blow-while-getting-her-makeup-done story, and I don't know if it's really even true -- like all of this gossip! -- but I still wouldn't think that alone makes her a rotten person.)

    And I also think that Conner looks like Tom. Which is fine. Surrogate or whatever, it's their business. And he and Bella seem like sweet kids.

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