Wednesday, January 04, 2012

US Weekly Says Justin & Jessica Are Engaged


Since that art gallery in Wyoming Tweeted that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got engaged there has been no word ever since. Until now. US Weekly says the couple did get engaged in Wyoming and that Justin proposed on a mountain top. That sounds all nice and everything but mountains in Wyoming in December are cold. On the top of one must have been even more cold. I don't know how you could ask anything in between your teeth chattering. I think the whole asking her in a restaurant thing is probably more likely and also less likely to have you end up with a case of frostbite. Hey, I have watched enough Mt. Everest documentaries to know you don't want that.


21 comments:

  1. Didn't I see that was going to happen in a blind sometime in the last 2 weeks?

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  2. I wouldn't hold my breath for "The Wedding".....we'll see.

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  3. Isn't that her lover in the pic? Another arranged marriage in Hollyweird YAAAWWWWNNNN

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  4. Yes...you did see a BV that says that they'll be breaking off the engagement by the end of the year. See below.

    Blind Vice
    This good-looking young couple will announce their engagement. Their relationship was conceived in the office of their publicist/s, so don’t hold your breath for a wedding. They are already scheduled to break up before the end of next year. While they are both attractive people, one of them is considerably more talented than the other.
    Fake engagement: Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel

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  5. I don't believe for a second he wants to get married, so I'm not surprised if it's fake. What do they have to gain from it though? He doesn't need the publicity. Is he just doing it for her?

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  6. Neither of them strikes me as someone who would even go outside voluntarily without a limo, let alone to a mountain in the West.

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  7. Didn't she climb a mountain in Africa? For some charity thing he was supposed to do but bailed on?

    That said, I don't care, they couldn't be more boring.

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  8. That picture is so gay..

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  9. Timberlake is HUGE. Why would he do the whole fake engagement thing??

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  10. I wonder if his mother likes her?

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  11. she needs to ditch him and come out already.

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  12. I'm wondering why Enty chose this picture to go with the story....

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  13. I really can't see Timberlake wanting to marry Biel. REALLY CANNOT. Her on the other hand....I'll bet she's already picked out the invitations.

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  14. Anonymous11:47 AM

    Figgy makes a good point. JT doesn't need publicity.

    And some people like the cold.

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  15. Actually, I used to live in Wyoming (where men are men and sheep are nervous) and I can truthfully say that it depends on the location. From what I read, they were in the SE part of the state. Also, I believe they are having a pretty mild winter, or were at the time.

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  16. Anonymous2:14 PM

    No comment on the celebs but on the site of the proposal. Enty, haven't you ever heard of how Seal proposed to Heidi? He built an igloo on a mountain top, flew her there in a helicopter and then they conceived their next child in that huge igloo.

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  17. Maybe they can act in the same sucky movie together too. Maybe an action movie. One where the star of the movie and hero is a secret spy operative that gets to run and jump and kick and beat up bad guys - and Justin will play her boyfriend.

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  18. An igloo? You don't say....

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  19. Sean! Seriously? You have got to be making that up! bwaaaahahahaha

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  20. Justin is in on it because it makes a great cover for him to pursue his kink with random girls. He carries around a stack of confidentiality agreements for them, which is why we don't hear about it. If he weren't in a "relationship," everyone would be speculating about what was up with him.

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  21. Who's the lady?

    The comments on that article amaze me....

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