Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Vanessa Paradis Makes No Sense


Vanessa Paradis hit a red carpet yesterday and of course was asked about the status of her relationship with Johnny Depp. You know, because good quality pirates are hard to find for bedroom games. Anyway, Vanessa said "You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It's been fifteen years since I've been getting married every year. In addition I have to answer all these rumors!"

Yeah, but you did not really answer anything. I guess just the fact she showed up solo to the premiere should say a whole lot.


30 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:45 AM

    She very politely replied, "fuck off."

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  2. ^^ I agree. She doesn’t have to answer anything. It’s none of anyones business.

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  3. It reads that she is saying the split is a rumor.

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  4. I like her answer...

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  5. Vanessa Paradis makes sense.

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  6. I like her answer as well. Who knows what is really going on, and is it really any of our business?

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  7. Just as Cynthia Nixon shouldn't have to comment on her relationship, neither should Vanessa.

    I know people are curious, but stars don't owe us jack shit when it comes to their personal lives.

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  8. I imagine she wouldn't want to talk about it and neither would I.

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  9. Was this photo of her taken outside the auditions for The Walking Dead zombie cast members?

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  10. Why such a fuss about Johnny not doing red carpets? He hates all that, and only does red carpet for his own films.

    Vanessa's right - they do supposedly get married every summer! She has a good attitude in a tough situation.

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  11. Her response makes sense to me. Maybe they're working it out. Good for her for showing up and not hiding away. Love the red leather pants.

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  12. I've got no problem with this and as much as I love celebrity gossip, I also love celebrities who keep their business to themselves.

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  13. Totally okay with this answer.

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  14. Anonymous10:46 AM

    Makes perfect sense to me.

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  15. it's her ironic way to say "fuck off":she always praises Johnny Depp but she never sold their relation and their kids

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  16. I wish I had the kind of body where someone would think I was pregnant after eating three peas. :P

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  17. God those trousers are odd

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  18. Bless her heart. I can only imagine how I would feel if MY relationship with Johnny Depp fell apart.

    Kate Moss was in a hospital for a little while after they broke up, and Winona claimed in court that all her problems started after a bad breakup.

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  19. Perhaps they are having trouble but trying to work it out or decide where they stand.

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  20. the NY Post reported that she showed up with her sister as a date.

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  21. ITA with brendalove... Bless her heart. I can only imagine how I would feel if MY relationship with Johnny Depp fell apart.

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  22. I understand her point. She's basically saying "You guys are so imaginative you should be writing for Spielberg."

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  23. Actually she didnt say it on the red carpet; she said it on a French radio show during an interview. Questions about her personal life were off limits on the red carpet.

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  24. Agreed with @pomme, and this is a rather elegant way of saying "fuck off" too.

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  25. I don't think any celeb needs to answer questions about private matters.

    Yeah, I'd say she politely told them to "fuck off" too.

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  26. Makes sense to me. Except the pea part. Maybe she meant, "three pizzas." ;)

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  27. Forget questions about the break-up, ask her if she has mirrors in her home. Good Lord! She's looking to Alice Cooper for fashion tips.

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  28. In other words, "It's none of your effing business". I like it.

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  29. Why the hell is SHE showing up on the red carpet? We've seen nary a whiff of her & her odd but cute style for years, suddenly she's everywhere. Somethin's off. Besides the pants.

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  30. Oh, she answered the question, alright. :)

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