Thursday, February 09, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

I think Patrick Dempsey likes dressing up in the gear as much as he likes riding bikes.
No one will date Paris Hilton any longer so she has resorted to taking out her brother.
Reese Witherspoon at the premiere of her new movie which also stars
Chelsea Handler wearing something horrible here and
Tom Hardy and
Chris Pine.
Sarah Jessica Parker sprints for the school bus while dragging James behind her.
"Yo. Arnold. What are you doing here?'
"Vell, I needed a facelift and think the drugs here are best."
"I totally agree. Whenever I get work done, I always get it here. We should make Terminator meets Rambo."
Love the girl photo bombing Vanessa Hudgens in the background.



23 comments:

  1. This photo makes Chelsea Handler look like that 40-year-old Lindsay Lohan's real birth mother. Sheesh.

    And the beard on Tom Hardy? No me gusta.

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  2. See Chris Pine looks yummy.

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  3. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Is that photobombing or just someone in the background?

    Lace leggings? Really?

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  4. Is that a needle in stallone's neck?

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  5. Sadie, yep, it is. I'm bummed Charisma Carpenter isn't going to be in the sequel. Also, the 2 minutes Aaaahnold was in the first one was more than enough time. I don't want to see a 'roid twin Aaaahnold/Sly buddy movie; I liked it as an ensemble flick. Oh, and Dolph Lundgren stole the first one for me.

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  6. Michael C. Hall is the weirdest of the weird. Which is why he makes such a great Dexter.

    I bet those two will re-marry.

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  7. I just don't understand those dresses that are short & above the knee yet have a lace/sheer overlay to make it floor length? Is it long or short? Pick one. It's as stupid as peep- toe boots. Are they boots or sandals? Boots = Winter and open-toe sandals = Summer. Can't be both, people.

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  8. Looks like it's annual "Can't dress for shit" day. Tom Hardy's coat is much too big. Chelsea Handler looks like she bought that dress-shirt-thing for $9.99 at a shitty department store. Vanessa's lace overlay looks like it's supposed to be shorter and she is wearing it incorrectly. Worst of all is Reese, who is trying way too hard to be a bombshell. She has been doing this quite a bit lately and it is really not working for her. Look painfully fake, like her agent told her, "Your movies are doing badly, so you need to sex it up to get attention". Which is probably what happened. Paris's outfit is also ugly, but she always looks bad so I it doesn't even count. Thank God she's barely famous anymore.

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  9. Vanessa looks pretty. Her hair always looks shiny and healthy.

    Chelsea looks like her normal trash.

    SJP's son still looks sickly.

    Chris Pine has a caveman head with tiny little features - it creeps me out a bit.

    Tom Hardy, please bring the hot back. You look so much better when you aren't fighting the hot.

    Patrick Dempsey looks like the dad chaperone that is embarassing his kids.

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  10. This might be random, but is anyone else sick of the hand-on-the-hip pose? I see it everywhere, and I think everyone who does it looks douchey. All my friends on FB, all of the celebs...just...STOP.

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  11. This picture of Paris (lace leggings, tee hee, I had a pair back in 1989 or so) makes me think that...what do you want to bet that she's going to try to weasel onto Real Housewives of Beverly Hills via her aunts...???

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  12. I think Reese has been looking really great lately. Very feminine and sexy. I think she's happy and it shows.

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  13. @AKM that is becuase that is how stylists tell them to stand. Nobody stands like that in real life no matter how you are trying to angle your body. It looks dumb.

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  14. Did Vanessa forget her pants, AGAIN?

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  15. I like Chelsea's dress...but those of you who know me, know that I dress in stripes about 5 out of 7 days...*L*

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  16. I'm so over the mullet dress ala Chelsea!

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  17. Mmmmm, Tom Hardy. Mmmmm, Chris Pine. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

    If there are two grosser or more disgusting men on the planet than Ahhnold and Sly, I can't think of them at the moment. I'm sure there are more, but those two are not aging well at all. MORE PLASTIC!! Yeah, that ought to fix them. Yeesh.

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  18. Hahaha. Aaahnold was shooting a movie in my town awhile back and I was an extra. I remember him being a lot smaller than expected. Big muscles but short stature. And I was 12.

    Also on the way smaller than expected list...Ty Pennington.

    And I'm pretty sure Sly is a little munchkin as well.

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  19. Does the Hilton brother have a disability?

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  20. Why were those two in surgery?! Ugh. I feel sorry for their nurses if that is real.

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  21. I would love to be the burger in a Chris Pine / Tom
    Hardy sammich

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  22. Good Lord, Chelsea looks like crap on a stick. I've seen people look better at Wal-Mart in 3am. I hope she dressed herself because if she paid a stylist to abuse her like that, it's doubly sad.

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  23. Do NOT like Reese's dress, but she looked great at the Globes.

    I like Chelsea's dress/shoes but it doesn't seem movie premiere-ish.

    Tom Hardy looks like Toby McQuire there...?

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