Monday, February 27, 2012

Today's Blind Items - Academy Award parties

#1 - This former A list model and currently a reality star and single was not really ready to mingle. After getting way more drunk than she usually does she started making some calls and ended up calling her ex. Turns out he was out with someone. Well, actually because of the time difference they had already been out. Now was just the cleanup stage. Our model broke down in tears.

#2 - This former A list tweener kept up her one person bucket list of sexual experiences to try. She pouted and emasculated her soon to be very close to A list movie star boyfriend, but now just a B- until he agreed to have sex with her under a table while people were sitting there. Very loud party. No bathroom sex for her. "Been there done that. Gross." This will be revealed.


48 comments:

  1. #2 is a no-brainer! Miley and Liam

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  2. Heidi and Miley. Duhsville.

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  3. Anonymous10:12 AM

    I'm thinking Heidi Klum #1

    Miley definitely #2. btw that's gross.

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  4. #1 is Heidi Klum

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  5. Emasculated? Please.

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  6. Woah! My blogger screen just changed, weird!

    Yep, Heidi and Miley.

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  7. Heidi does not strike me as the emotional type. She must have been wicked wasted to cry in public.

    Yep, that Miley is a hellcat.

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  8. How did Miley emasculate her boyfriend by having sex with him under the table? Did he not want to and she called him out for being a scaredy cat?

    #1 - Heidi. I feel for her. And ewww, the "cleanup stage". Bad images. Must scrub brain with bleach.

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  9. Heidi & Miley, even I could figure those out.

    @Reno, it's been that way almost all morning. I don't like it.

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  10. Poor Heidi

    Miley is cracking me up, that kid is walking the edge

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  11. @Em
    I was posting using the old Blogger until just that moment this afternoo, weird!

    This one doesn't have a spot to check for sending comments to my email anymore. Am I missing it????

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  12. Aww damn Heidi. This is why you don't drunk dial.

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  13. I HATE this new comment layout. HATE.

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  14. Heidi has been looking so sad. I feel for her. Divorce can be hell (or heaven in some cases).

    Oh Miley, please stay home.

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  15. @Reno, you're right, it's gone - ?

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  16. Weird - my comment box is the same as always.

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  17. Is this a reveal about seal and delta goodrem??? Sure sounds like it to me since Australia would be ahead of LA time zone :-)

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  18. My comment box changed just now too!

    Awww, poor Heidi. :(

    Miley is such a little trashbag.

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  19. Oh Miley, you daffy little kitten.

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  20. My comment field is different also.
    If I can get these, they aren't very blind.

    I like Heidi, so I'm sorry she called and sorry he heard her cry.

    Miley is young and if you look at her parents, brother, little sister, you'll know why she thought this was a classy thing to do. I'm sure she thought tacky would be doing it on the table.

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  21. Miley Cyrus, aka the hillbilly hottie.

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  22. "Daffy little kitten..." Ha!
    Isn't this just Miley being Miley?

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  23. Lol. Agree with everyone on guesses.

    I've been using the mobile site lately, no change. . . Yet

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  24. Poor Heidi...I feel terrible for her. :-(

    While badgering your partner to do something isn't cool, I can't be too hard on Miley for wanting an under-the-table quickie--yes, it's tacky, but she's not the first, and won't be the last, to try something like that, and at least she has the excuse of being young, foolish, and frisky. (Also, it sounds as if she's learned that bathroom sex is gross, which is more than we can say for some people twice her age, eh, Russell Simmons?)

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  25. At least Miley is a functioning train wreck.

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  26. Anybody heard from bnl since last night? I'm dying to hear what she has to say.

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  27. With Miley it's just the feeling that she is trying way too hard to be edgy.

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  28. Definitely Heidi - from the DM:

    She's newly single, and by the looks of it, ready to mingle - or at the very least let her hair down.

    Heidi Klum was the life and soul of the party at the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in Beverly Hills last night.

    The fun-loving supermodel, 38, was pictured downing drinks at her table and getting cheeky with fellow beauty Bar Refaeli inside the A-list bash.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2107020/Oscars-2012-Heidi-Klum-gets-cheeky-fellow-model-Bar-Refaeli-Elton-Johns-Oscars-bash.html#ixzz1nc3vZw4h

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  29. Is Miley getting more awesome everyday or it's it just me?

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  30. Poor Heidi.

    Typical Miley, but really disrespectful to the people sitting at the table.

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  31. I agree with Heidi and Miley but how does one have sex under a table with people around you?

    Logistially, you would be stepped on, kicked, spilled on, and geez, would no one at the table say 'get a room'?

    Not sure if 'having sex' means a quickie, a bj, or some groping/makeout session but I still don't how or why a couple would do this.

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  32. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Poor Heidi.

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  33. Love and hugs to heidi!!

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  34. Wow, we're all on the same page today :)
    Poor Heidi, it's the worst to still have feelings for someone who has already moved on.

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  35. Miley needs something to occupy her time.

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  36. #1 Heidi. Seal is in Australia.
    #2 Miley

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  37. Color me jaded, but I get the feeling Liam will be moving on to greener pastures once Hunger Games hits theaters.

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  38. LOL I am I the only one who thought (hoped)#1 was Tyra Banks?

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  39. I am sad for Heidi. I hope she finds someone awesome. Or, better yet, I hope she and Seal work out their issues, find happiness together, and parent well those kids. As for Miley, eh - she's young, she's looking GREAT (this is the best I've seen her look), she looks healthy and beautiful, really - not too skinny, not drugged out, not pissed out stumbling drunk - and she's having fun. She's not shooting up, constantly smoking in public or having sleezy sex with random strangers catching all sorts of who knows what - she's having an enviable good time with an adonis-looking boyfriend, being sneaky and enjoying her healthy sexuality, (safely, lets hope). I'm liking her more and more. She's had major family drama and seems to have a good head on her still. Plus, she's pretty self-made - on not a ton of looks or a fab voice, but more personality and hard work - and not throwing it away. And, as far as that blind, saying she slept with her boyfriend's brother, I am really doubting that one. The brother's married to Elsa Pataky, who's now pregnant with their baby. The brothers seem close. I can't see this really happening, or how it would have gotten out, if it had, to everyone in the world, but Elsa.

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  40. If Miley tried to have sex on my expensive high heels, I'd kick her ass or toss water on them. Under the table...with people there ...while they are partying...? The idiot is going to wind up on someones cell phone doing porn. UGHH.

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  41. Can't be Miley....no way that Liam is "very close to A list movie star" status.

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  42. What about Katy Perry for #1?

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  44. Liam is close to being A list because of "The Hunger Games" the new franchise from the same woman that did the Twilight stuff. So #2 is not really a blind one...

    For #1 I'll go with Tyra Banks instead of Heidi.
    Theoretically, Heidi is not single yet, since the divorce is not finalized yet...

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  45. Doesn't Tyra have a boyfriend?

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  46. I completely agree with the guesses here, but @Nats! What did you just say?! The Hunger Games is from the same woman who did the Twilight stuff?!?!? They most certainly ARE NOT!!! That was sacrilege. :) Completely different author/director/everything...

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  47. Ok, I'm with everyone guessing Heidi & Seal for #1, but who answers the phone during the cleanup phase??? Did he actually answer the phone and tell her exactly what he was doing? What a DB!

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