Monday, March 19, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Not Leaving Her House - World Rejoices


According to her friends which mean people who have lots of drugs and designer merchandise for her to steal, Lindsay Lohan is staying inside her house for the next two weeks until her probation is over. Considering she has no career prospects this does not seem difficult. However, I have a tough time believing she can stay inside for two weeks because that would mean two weeks without getting to look at pap photos of herself or posting any to her collection. Did you know that Lindsay has a copy of every pap photo ever taken of herself and has them all in her computer with the date and what she was doing. She looks at them all the time. You would think she would realize how far she has fallen over the years and should really consider turning them into some time lapse thing she can use to show the results of living a hard life.


38 comments:

  1. She went out to another "club" the night after the hit and run thing. This bitch will never stay home.

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  2. If she hasn't figured out yet that she needs to wear a bra, looking at her photos is pointless.

    I bet she's nervous. Sooooo close to being off the hook!

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  3. Ditto......she will never make the 2 weeks.

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  4. Oooh... I say we should have a blogger pool on how long she will last.

    I take 3 days, meaning she will go out (no doubt for bible study) on 3-21-12.

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  5. She does look 200% better with red hair.

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  6. I agree, there is no way she could stay inside unseen for 10 more days. She'll crumble.

    She's a liar, and a loser, and she'll fuck up again. She always does.

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  7. I wonder if the LAPD had that "chat" they wanted over the alleged hit and run.

    I still think she could be in a coke boat load of trouble if the guy has any actual injuries.

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  8. She does look a million times better with the red, now if only she would cut half of it off.
    Yeah, and good luck with that staying in for 2 weeks.

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  9. @Jesse D- totally agree!

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  10. There is NOOOOO way The Cracken can stay in for 2 weeks. I give her 2 days MAX!!

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  11. I have to say that it is a really bad statement about yourself that you have to stay in your own house for two weeks to make sure you stay out of trouble. 99% of the population can leave their house and not have to worry about having a chat with the police. Either Lindsay thinks that she herself is to blame and knows what she is capable of, or she is worried that someone is going to set her up. Probably the latter one because that takes the fault out of her hands.

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  12. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Well said, Basil. You really have to examine all your life choices to that point if staying inside is the only way you can safely stay out of trouble (or at least not almost kill someone).

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  14. I give her 4 days - she'll make it to Friday and just won't be able to stay at home on the weekend.

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  15. @Unknown -- maybe but I thought we all decided not to try to identify Himmmm for our own benefit?

    In other news, Himmmm has his own Facebook page as a "fictional character" but hard to know if it was created by the real Himmmm or one of us/a troll.

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  16. @Unknown -- but WELCOME to our happy commenting place.

    :)

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  17. Is "home" the Chateau Marmont???

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  18. @hunter...oops! Comment deleted, and thanks for the sweet welcome! (PS: didn't mean to post as unknown - for some reason, blogger did not display my user name).

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  19. Good work on the hair. (baby steps, baby steps...)

    Next, quit with the leggings!

    Grrrrr

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  20. If it's true that she has copies of the pap photos, then there is no hope for her.
    Only a badly fractured mind would not see the decline.
    She is truly delusional and will hunger for the sound of *Lindsey, over here* in less than a week.

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  21. @EmEyeKay-totally agree, if she can't see how far her boobs have fallen, the buises on her legs should give her some clue!! wear a bra you fucking idiot!! saggy boobs at 25 do not equal sexy!

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  22. She sort of looks like the mom of Marcia Cross in this photo.

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  23. I say she goes the whole two weeks because she's done something else to her face is going to give it some settling time before revealing her "fresh, new look" which I predict will begin elevating her to Joan Rivers, Nikki Cox and Jocelyn Wildstein levels of WTF-ness.

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  24. everything about her makes my skin crawl.

    i find it pathetic that she has no self-control. anyone else who had done ALL of the things she has, would be spending time in the pokey.

    she will get in trouble again .. not long after her probation is over.

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  25. Yeaaaah, that's gonna stick for all of 20 minutes.

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  26. I'm so bored of her, I don't think I can even be bother to snark about this.

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  27. Anonymous12:16 PM

    I read somewhere that she was out on the town the very night after making this promise.

    Honestly, someone who cares about her needs to stage an intervention.

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  28. She is a fucking weirdo. That is pretty sad about the photos. I really hate LL though so I won't feel bad for her. I don't think there is any way this girl is going to be able to rehab her career & think @basil nailed Lindsay on the nose.

    Also, about that srange orangish pink mop on her head - Lindsay, dear, I realize DIY jobs are cheaper & you can be a cracken while you dye but please get to a salon or have a "friend" fix that for you because currently you look like my Tickle-Me-Elmo after being humped by the dog, washed & bleached aka not so good. You are at least heading in an o.k. direction, aesthetically speaking of course.

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  29. i thought the only means of her income WAS the pap photos....so, if she isn't out getting papped (that sounds icky), then how will she make any money in the next two weeks...?


    oh, and I still hate her...

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  30. At this point she cant be dumb enough to believe this shit!

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  31. ...on the other hand, she's looking a lot better with the red hair.

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  32. I'm on Team Discoflux here. Altho -- has she completed her community service obligation?

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  33. You have to understand she has her own brand of "LINDSANITY" and as soon as she said it, she was making plans to party at some club.

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  34. Haha, yea she def needs a time lapse photo montage a la Britney. That thing scared the crap out of me.

    LL does look MUCH better with the red.

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  35. Ha! There's NO WAY I believe she archives pap photos. It doesn't sound believable at all!!

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  36. So what is her (sober) reaction to the photo with white powder on her feet, the one when she's face down on the ground, and the one where she's french kissing her mother?

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  37. Maybe she should just hand the car keys over to her 'assistant' and Walk instead, exercise.

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