Kate Beckinsale reads to kids about chocolate and how Nestle thinks it is one of the major food groups. I agree.
Katy Perry shows off her grandma panties to the world.
Kristen Stewart goes for one big leather thing even including her shoes.
Salma Hayek just goes for something more traditional. She looks good.
Kate Upton walking a runway in Mexico City.
Kanye West is selling these shoes for $5300 each. Would you buy them?
Lana Del Rey makes her way out of Katsuya and
makes sure she has that cigarette ready to go.
Lindsay Lohan also is a fan of cigarettes and trying to hide her puffiness by dressing as a nun.
Katy Perry shows off her grandma panties to the world.
Kristen Stewart goes for one big leather thing even including her shoes.
Salma Hayek just goes for something more traditional. She looks good.
Kate Upton walking a runway in Mexico City.
Kanye West is selling these shoes for $5300 each. Would you buy them?
Lana Del Rey makes her way out of Katsuya and
makes sure she has that cigarette ready to go.
Lindsay Lohan also is a fan of cigarettes and trying to hide her puffiness by dressing as a nun.
Ugh. Am I the only one who is just creeped out by Lindsay? She just looks strange.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance I thought Lindsay Lohan was Liza Minelli. Kids, don't smoke (or do coke) or you will be bloated beyond your years.
ReplyDeleteThis picture should be on all cigarette packs as a warning.
I want Katy Perry's purse. Anyone know the designer?
ReplyDeleteIt's odd to me how LiLo bloated so quickly. Maybe she really is off the drugs this time? Or does coke bloat happen that fast?
What the fuck is Blohan drinking? Dayquil?
ReplyDeletefunny wording on the pic about Kanye's shoes...$5300 each? Each shoe or each pair? LOL
ReplyDeleteI think purse is Michael Kors or Hermes. Kors came out with a line of bright purses in this style, but the lock was circle, not square shaped.
ReplyDeleteI wish K. Stew would lighten her hair. She's gorgeous either way but when light roots show on dark hair it looks weird.
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks like Edie Beale -- the elder.
ReplyDelete*winces* That is NOT a good look for Lana Del Ray. Yikes.
And finally, THOSE ARE THE UGLIEST SHOES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. Do I even need to specify which ones?!
Casting Lindsay for Liza: The Movie, The David Gest Years in 3, 2...
ReplyDelete@Vicki, it looks like a bottle of ginger ale.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lindsay looks like Norma Desmond in that picture!
Yeah, sure. Except for that whole "ready for my close up" thing.
DeleteShit... Casting Linsday for David Gest in David Gest: The Movie, The Liza Years...
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt seriously needs to have his hair cut and do something with that scraggly beard, and Kanye's shoes are butt-ugly!
ReplyDeleteWOW. How old does Lindsay look? About 55?
ReplyDeleteLohan looks like she got her wisdom teeth out in 1945. Or wearing a chin strap/face lift thingy.
ReplyDeleteKanye's shoes are hideous.
Salma looks fantastic.
The way Lindsay's been looking all bloated lately reminds me of how Judy Garland was super puffy for a while. Then, she got super skinny, but she was probably still using like she was fat Judy, so then she OD'd.
ReplyDeleteHeroin withdrawl causes bloat.
ReplyDeleteI'm a shoe girl and I would say Hell to the No on those shoes of Kanye's. They are fugly! Then again I hate Uggs and I don't like open toed boots either (doesn't make sense to me).
ReplyDeleteKanye West shoes....in the words of the late great Whitney Houston "Hell to the Naw".
ReplyDeleteI like Kristen's pants/shoes. Don't like the top with it but from the waist down, it's fun.
ReplyDeleteSalma looks like she smells like burnt sugar. She's delicious.
Nice rack on Kate Upton.
Lindsay's head has gotten huge. I'm going to have to adjust the aspect ratio on my TV tomorrow night to watch her on SNL.
ReplyDeleteKate B has glorious hair.
ReplyDeleteSalma's probably 15 years older than Lindsay and looks 15 times more attractive.
ReplyDeleteI thought Lindsay was wearing a face lift thingy.
ReplyDeleteI think Kate Upton looks great. So much healthier looking then most models.
I'm wondering if Lindsay's holding fluid because her dang heart is just too tired to pump it?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that could be a sign of a serious medical problem.
ReplyDeleteBut...it's probably just coke bloat
Errr Kanye shoes- gross. Mr West please stop thinking you know what quality and style is because designers have to let you into their fashion shows/you have money to spend.
ReplyDeleteSalma outfit- perfection head to toe.
Katy's purse- looks like a Hermes Kelly bag to me.
Lana Del Ray- I had those shoes back in the day :)
Kate Beckinsale teaching ? kids about fattening food... hilarious.
LL- god, don't know where to start. Is it horrible to admit I'm totally DVRing SNL??
I don't know enough about plastic surgery, or fillers, or botox, but could Lindsay's bloated face be a result of anything she might have done to make her look young and fresh for her SNL hosting? It does seem that bloat's onset is very recent.
ReplyDeleteWell, LiLo IS playing Liz Taylor (supposedly). Maybe they hired her for the "later years" Liz...she could pass at the rate she's going. Sad.
ReplyDeleteMethinks the panties are part of Katy's ensemble and not just her usual underwear...then again, I can't be the only one out there who still wears granny panties because I like them, damn it. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe kidlets with Kate are adorable!
Salma is closer to 20 years older than LL, and looks infinitely better...oh, and what the latter is drinking appears to be ginger ale--I was going to say Canada Dry, but the little bit of yellow on the label under her fingers could be Schwepps. (Do coke/smack really make people blow up THAT badly? I know booze bloat is an ugly business, but I always thought people did harder drugs to stay skinny, not to get all puffy. If it's neither of those, then yes, someone really does need to haul her ass off to a decent doctor & get her checked for congestive heart failure IMNSHO.)
re: Kristen's leather pants: the last time I saw leather pants that tight on someone that skinny was Marilyn Manson in 1995...it was scary as hell then (although MM wasn't, I assure you), and it's not any better in 2012. Sorry, Kristen, I have nothing against you, but that just makes you look scary skinny.
ReplyDeleteHell NO on those uglyass shoes!
Hmmm, that might be a Kelly bag, or else something that looks a lot like one...
I apologize for my ignorance, but is coke bloat something you get when you are using, or when you've quit??
ReplyDeleteLohan looks truly bizarre, and quite ill. I hope she's got a good doctor nearby at all times-Yeesh!
KStew's shpants are fug on her. They make her look like she's all legs, no torso. It screws up her proportions.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lindsay looks like 65 year old who had her face stuffed.
ReplyDeleteIda- I love it! I can watch the Grey Gardens documentary over and over.......I love crazy
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks like a 60 year old woman who has had a lot of plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please help me figure out how to have comments sent to my email now that the "send to email" check box thingy is gone on the new blogger page? I am a stoopid tech type person evidently!
ReplyDeleteThank you in advance!
One of the posters sent an email to Enty regarding this bullshit issue where you have to keep coming back here to check responses out after you comment. He said he's looking into it, but who knows if he has that kind of pull where Blogger will change their new thing just for him. Jax thinks it's stupid Blogger's attempt to garner more hits (cause we have to keep coming back verses getting the comments emailed to us).
ReplyDeleteAs for the comments, here were my initial impressions:
ReplyDeleteBeckinsale, with her notorious ED, pushing Nestle is hands down the irony of the day. Also, the little tot on her lap is giving me Flinstone fevah and I want to pop her cute little nose in my mouth.
Katy Perry- it's enough already with the hair, oy.
I liked Kristen Stewarts all leather look. She is young enough and has the thinness to pull it off, let her go for it.
Salma DOES look good but that hair looks fried and the two-toned thing very trashy ala Jersey Housewives.
If Kate Upton fell down and any other blonde/thin/spray tanned/too much make-up/big titted girl got up to walk the rest of the runwalk, I wouldnt be able to tell the difference. Pretty dress tho, it kinda resembles a peach calla lilly to me at the bottom.
I actually dont think Kanye's shoes are that bad. I like the texture and construction of them. I dont understand why they're that much tho., it's really the figure that makes them too obnoxious to wear, not neccesarily the design.
Lana Del Rey looks sweet here. Her friend looks like self-entitled trash.
Lindsey DOES look like Liz Taylor, IN HER 70s. That odd felt hat is beyond bonkers. Girl has lost it.
I like Kanye's shoes. Are they knit and beaded? They are interesting and too bad we didn't get to see a pic of them paired up with something.
ReplyDeleteI like the Kanye west shoes. They're darling but the price is ludicrous.
ReplyDeleteUpton is beautiful and healthy looking.
LiLo...oh Lawd!
According to Yahoo, Katie Perry's purse is from Jimmy Choo.
ReplyDeletehttp://omg.yahoo.com/photos/what-were-they-thinking-03-02-slideshow/
Those shoes look like they need a prescription for valtrex...
ReplyDeleteLiLo looks like Marlon Brando in The Island of Doctor Moreau.
ReplyDeleteYes - I want to know about the commenting too!
ReplyDeleteAnd I am still confused about Kanye's shoes - are they $5,300 each or $5,300 for the pair???
Call me crazy but I would luuuurve to wear those Kanye shoes! I don't understand everyone fawning over Kate Upton, I don't find her attractive. Nothing special about her body.. She has two boobs just like pretty much every other woman. AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteLindsay dearest, your "The english patient" look - NOT cute! Please no encore..
Kanye's shoes pay homage to tribal African women, although jewelry can be cool in that style, the shoes? Hell to the no for that price, "she ratchet!"
ReplyDeleteNo, I would not pay over $10k for those shoes. I don't think I'd pay over $100 for those shoes.
ReplyDeleteCareful, LDR, you'll ruin your singing voice!
Good call on Lohan looking like Edie Beale! HA!
Are those pearls on Kanye's shoes? hmmmm.....
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