Do we have any Blind Vice couples with happy endings? Stealth Stud-Poof and his BF? Eh. Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? Definitely not.
So it was with naïve, battered hope we were all holding out for a Toothy Tile and Grey Goose's happy ending, right?
Don't think we're getting it:
Because even though put-upon Grey has looked the other way during Toothy's past indiscretions this latest one's a little harder to stomach.
T2 had the nerve to not exactly discreetly hole up in a fancy hotel room recently with a coworker. From one of his movies, no less.
It did not go unnoticed by the posh inn's even more posh clientele.
This is a far cry from one of Toothy's back-alley pretty-boy quickies, and it's a situation Grey's finding it much harder to not let bug him.
We say why try? Isn't enough enough?
Come on, true love's one thing (especially when you have family together), but unending masochistic devotion's entirely another.
Grey, stop pretending you're Saint Suck-Up and completely move on, already.
AND IT AIN'T: Brandon Routh, Lenny Kravitz, Jon Hamm
Gee I was really rooting for those 2 crazy kids. Even though I'm pretty sure the whole Toothy Tile saga is just one big wet dream from Ted. Not that Jake and Austin are for sure straight, but I'm convinced Ted really knows nothing about it.
ReplyDeleteDon't most guys get happy endings daily? Weekly?
ReplyDeleteWho is Austin?
ReplyDeleteStill Jake and Austin
ReplyDeleteAustin Nichols is a hottie. If Jake is Toothy, he is an idiot.
ReplyDeleteAbout TED... my impression of Ted has always been that he is one of the more in-the-know gossips in Hollywood. What do others think? Lainey is a PR shill, IMO - she'll drop good gossip bombs on occasional but keeps stuff under wraps as long as she's well-paid.
Has Enty done any blinds about Jakey?
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ReplyDeleteFijigrrl - Michael K thinks Drama is James Franco.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I know/can remember, Enty has never had a Jake G blind, at least not for him possibly being gay.
ReplyDeleteTed may be in the know about some things (though I would suspect he just likes to think and tell people he's in the know) but he thinks everyone is gay. And many details from his TT blinds have been proven to be untrue about Jake, even though everyone else in the whole world has been notted. BS in my opinion.
Like I said before, it's not that I don't think Jake is gay, he might very well be. But these TT blinds are total garbage. It's this kinda crap that made me stop reading TAT.
@Maja: Lainey yet said they're not Franco,Guyllenhal,Morrison and another guy
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I don't remember Enty posting anything about Jake, but Enty doesn't out people, either. I believe Jake is Toothy. Too bad the two of them couldn't make it work.
ReplyDeleteBoule & Bill? Tintin & Milou? Astérix & Obelix?
ReplyDeleteI used to feel that Ted was so in the know, but now I feel like he just makes things up. He was sooooooo sure about so many things that never happened, ie Brad and Angie's breakup for one
ReplyDeleteI really hate the way these blinds are written. It's bad enough we have to guess who the people are when they are written by Enty.
ReplyDeleteI used to care. Now? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteBut, as far as our MV blind, I'm still dying to find out.
So if Jake is Toothy Tile, where is this child he supposedly has? Don't Toothy Tile & Grey Goose have a child together? Why is Jake never seen with said child?
ReplyDeleteNPH / David Burtka?
ReplyDelete^ Exactly. And didn't Ted claim that there would be a very convenient birth in 2010 when Jake and Reese were 'together' as a cover for an adoption for Jake and Austin? Never happened.
ReplyDeleteDAMN, I just realized we should have asked Himmmmm while we had the chance!!
ReplyDeleteTed knows everybody thinks this is Jake but he keeps it going for publicity. I think this one is BS. He has notted everyone imaginable, no baby tile sightings, and the fact that no other bloggers or E! or TMZ have any evidence.
ReplyDelete@Maja @French @fiji Emile Hirsh = Drama
ReplyDeletei know for a fact jake g went to germany to with a guy so i think it is him
ReplyDeleteJake was in Berlin holed up with...Austin Nichols, a past co-star and Jake's rumored lover. This is BV is so idiotic. Is Ted trying to suggest it was with someone else? No it wasn't. They were there together--people saw them.
ReplyDeleteTed's writing is beyond frustrating. I'd rather he just name them as colors or numbers. I always thought TT was Jake G. At least I gathered that from posters. I surely can't get these on my own.
ReplyDeleteThanks, French Girl, & LittleMissSmokeandMirrors - I don't read Lainey so I didn't know they had been eliminated :)
ReplyDelete@LilMiss -- thanks! Emile is just not on my radar as an actor! But totally makes sense for drama.
ReplyDelete@Natasha- how do you know AN & JG were in Berlin?
The first Toothy blind item was very generic , over time it was developed into this . I think Ted picked the guess he liked the most and fabricated a story around it . And at that time Jake had Brokeback Mountain on the horizone. So more attention for Ted.
ReplyDeleteLainey first and always is an E employee. She will not write anything E would not approve of.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't have comments cuz she doesn't wanted to be called on her s--t.
I am so sick of Toothy Tile.
ReplyDeleteEnty doesn't say "xxx is gay," but he does everything but. I guess that counts as "not outing someone?"
ReplyDeleteMayybe this is Elton John/David Furnish? They have a child and Ted said 'posh' twice. I haven't seen the other TedC things about these names, but didn't Enty have one similar the other day?
ReplyDeleteI'm too confused!!! That made no sense to me what so ever!!!
ReplyDeleteTHIS===> Lainey first and always is an E employee. She will not write anything E would not approve of.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't have comments cuz she doesn't wanted to be called on her s--t.
I think 'posh' is telling us it's not a U.S. hotel.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Ted had great connections 15 years ago.
Oh holy crap...I just read this over on BlindGossip:
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The only thing that would make this NOT Jake is actually getting “notted” by Ted. Here’s the master list of who he has already “notted” for Toothy Tile:
*** TOOTHY TILE IS NOT:
50 Cent, Aaron Eckhart, Adam Brody, Adrian Brody, Adrian Grenier, Alec Baldwin, Alexander Skarsgard, Anderson Cooper, Andy Dick, Ashton Kutcher, Ben Affleck, Ben Mackenzie, Bill Clinton, Brad Pitt, Bradley Cooper, Brandon Davis, Brian Austin Green, Bruce Willis, Carrot Top, Casey Affleck, Chace Crawford, Chad Michael Murray, Channing Tatum, Charlie Sheen, Chris Evans, Chris Klein, Chris Pine, Christian Bale, Clay Aiken, Colin Farrell, Dane Cook, Daniel Craig, Danny Bonaduce, David Duchovny, David Hyde Pierce, David Schwimmer, David Spade, Denzel Washington, Derek Jeter, Dick Cheney, Don Cheadle, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Eddie Murphy, Elijah Wood, Emile Hirsch, Eric Balfour, Ewan McGregor, Gael Garcia Bernal, George Clooney, George Eads, Gerard Butler, Haley Joel Osmont, Harrison Ford, Harry Hamlin, Hayden Christensen, Heath Ledger, Hillary Clinton, Homer Simpson, Hugh Jackman, Isaiah Washington, James Franco, James Marsden, Jamie Foxx, Jared Leto, Jared Padalecki, Jason Lee, Jason Ritter, Jason Statham, Javier Bardem, Jennifer Garner, Jeremy Piven, Jim Carrey, Jesse Metacalfe, Joaquin Phoenix, Joe Jonas, Joel McHale, John Goodman, John Krasinski, John C. Reilly, John Stamos, John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Jonathan Bennett, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Josh Brolin, Josh Duhamel, Josh Hartnett, Josh Lucas, Julian McMahon, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Keanu Reeves, Kellan Lutz, Kenny Chesney, Kevin Costner, Kevin Jonas, Kevin Spacey, Kiefer Sutherland, Lance Bass, Leonardo DiCaprio, Liev Schrieber, Luke Wilson, Mario Lopez, Mark Ruffalo, Mark Wahlberg, Matt Bomer, Matt Damon, Matt Dillon, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Broderick, Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Perry, Michael Angarano, Michael Vartan, Mike Myers, Milo Ventimiglia, Neil Patrick Harris, Nick Jonas, Nikki Reed, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, Paul Rudd, Peter Facinelli, Queen Latifah, Ricky Martin, Rob Thomas, Robert Pattinson, Robert Buckley, Robert Downey Jr., Ronaldo, Ryan Cabrera, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Phillipe, Ryan Reynolds, Seann William Scott, Scott Speedman, Sean Penn, Seth Green, Shane West, Shemar Moore, Shia LeBeouf, Spencer Pratt, Steven Weber, Taylor Lautner, Ted Danson, Tobey Maguire, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Tom Welling, Topher Grace, T. R. Knight, Usher, Val Kilmer, Viggo Mortensen, Vin Diesel, Vince Vaughn, Wentworth Miller, Will Smith, Wilmer Valderrama, Zac Efron, Zach Braff, Zachary Quinto
@Spider3tattoo..Wow, what a lot of work...thanks for that! and I like your Elton John, David furnish guess.
ReplyDelete"supposedly" maggie was a surrogate for Jakes baby.
ReplyDeleteAt the time Ted first posted a Toothy blind, he clearly stated that the subject of the BV always appeared somewhere else in that week's column. The only male name that appeared in each of the first 3 consecutive Toothy BV columns was Jake.
ReplyDeleteMy god, I haven't read one of Ted's blind vices since 2007, and he is *still* writing about Toothy Tile??
ReplyDeleteIdk if the vices themselves are true, but Jake is TT (no shit, right?). One time there was a little thumbnail on the site of Jake's face, and the text on it was whatever title of the TT vice was. Ted had (VERY obviously) revealed it was Jake. I took a screenshot & emailed it to him basically saying "wtf??" Within an hour the thumbnail was gone.
I still have the computer that screenshot was saved to, but my cat knocked it over & now I can't access the C drive (I hardly even know what that means, but I lost all my pictures).
The ENTIRE Toothy Tile saga has been meticulously documented over on Blind Items Exposed, and THAT is where this lengthy elimination list originated came from (giving credit where credit is due).
ReplyDeleteTT is, without question, supposed to be Jakey Gyllenhaal. There is NO other A-list possibility that fits the clues, and he fits ALL the clues. Interesting that Austin Nichols, assumed to be Grey Goose, was indeed holed up with Jake in Berlin for a week at the film festival. (there were tweets and photos, they were together at events the whole time). So is Jake cheating on Austin with... Austin? hahaha.
@seaward if you emailed the photo to Ted, it should be in your sent mail folder too
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