Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Tila Tequila Is Headed To Rehab - And My Random Thoughts


TMZ is reporting that Tila Tequila has agreed to enter substance abuse rehab. See, I didn't buy that whole brain aneurysm thing, but did believe the overdose/suicide part. By the way, aneurysm is a tough word to spell. Sometimes I just wish things were spelled phonetically but then I realize that every word would look like someone was texting me or trying to cram 140 characters into a Twitter message. That is one thing about Twitter that you learn really fast. Adjectives and adverbs are not your friends. Apparently Tila tried to kill herself everyday for a week. So, the pills were day 7? What did she try the rest of the week? Can you imagine being in a relationship with someone like Tila?

The closest I have come is an actress friend who you would know the name of I have who would call me every night without fail begging me to come over because she was so hammered and was seeing things in the dark and would start carpentry projects at 3am with a steak knife. Seriously. She also had a tendency to yell at neighbors and go bang on their doors during the night. Yeah, the police were called frequently but she was never arrested. Sometimes you would deal with it and some nights you turned off your phone because the calls came every two minutes for hours. The sober nights, no phone calls and peace. The drunk nights? Out of control.


19 comments:

  1. I stand by my comments yesterday the brain aneurysm was a lie. Though she is bat shit crazy and does need help. Hope she gets it.

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  2. She's just all kinds of crazy, isn't she? Still, hope she gets the help she needs. And I love her shoes!

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  3. I love that there's an added blind item in this post, though I hope Enty's actress friend got some help.

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  4. Get it together Tila girl, or you're going to end up a statistic. Even Dr. Drew would be okay in this case I think. Anything.

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  5. I had one of those friends too, Enty. You love them to death, but boy can they be annoying ... unless you are partying with them!

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  6. @timebob - I agree - the aneurysm was a hoax.

    The actress sounds like Sean Young.

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  7. Tila had a website for a long time that talked about how she has multiple personality disorder and is bipolar. This was back during the time she claimed someone broke into her house and smashed all her belongings and locked her dog in the trunk of her car in her garage. Then two weeks later she admitted she did it while one of her other personalities was acting, and said one of her personalities tries to kill her.
    Yea, relationship with her would be a BLAST

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  8. I'm not being facetious when I say I'd really, really like to know someone with multiple personalities just to find out what it's like. As long as they don't want to kill me. In the movies/tv, the other personalities are often evil. Is that really the case?

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  9. I didn't know Enty lived next to Tara Reid.

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  10. Enty,

    It sounds like your friend is manic.

    I'd like to know who is paying for TT to go to rehab. I certainly hope it isn't us.

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  11. EmEyeKay- they call it disassociative identity disorder and it is really quite rare and many doctors/experts don't think it is actually real in most cases. But if you would like to know someone who has been diagnosed as such (along with a slew of other things of a psychiatric nature) you are welcome to come hang out with my husband's family and spend time with my brother in law. He does not have an evil alter personality to my knowledge.

    But being bipolar and using drugs is a HUGE no-no so I can see how you could feel like you had this condition or maybe even exhibit symptoms but btwn your existing medical condition, any meds you take for that, and then illegal drugs, you could end up thinking you were anything or anyone for a while.

    This chick just needs some serious help regardless of what happened it sounds really not good.

    So... for the embedded blind, is it Tara Reid or is it Sean Young or is it Marisa Tomei? Agreed this sounds like a bipolar person who is in a manic stage (and is also drunk).

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  12. Sean Young's been married - sounds like the actress is single. Like the Tara Reid guess.

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  13. It's pretty sad that she tried for seven days to kill herself. I hope she really wants the help she is getting.

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  14. If I had a nickel for everytime this one tried to kill herself, I could by a fancy Starbucks.

    Seriously, though. I do hope she sorts herself out because living like that must be exhausting.

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  15. Renee Zellweger has been known to be a bit of a night owl. Could this be your friend, E.?

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  16. oooh @Jason I like your guess.... my husband had a celebrity interaction with her when she was filming Me Myself and Irene in Burlington, VT.... trying to get the liquor store next door to his house to open up after they had closed for the night. By banging on the door and windows. All the commotion brought him and his roommates out to see... Renee. They ended up giving her some vodka they had. They said she was super nice and appreciative but already totally hammered. Now that was a while ago but still...

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  17. Margot Kidder of course...or didn't Anne Heche go mad one night?

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