Monday, April 16, 2012

Simon Cowell Wants The World To Know He Was Having Sex With Dannii Minogue


At some point I'm sure Simon Cowell would like to say that he had sex with both of the Mingoue sisters, but for right now he has to confine it to Dannii Minogue. After denying the pair were a couple a few years ago, Simon wanted his ego stroked so allowed it to end up in the new "unauthorized" biography about him being released. Dannii has always denied it and probably would like to continue to deny it because would you want to be known as someone who was one of Simon Cowell's weekly conquests? Did you see that he finally stopped pretending he was engaged and has traded her one of his houses for her silence. Kind of like how you have not heard a peep about Simon from Terri Seymour in years. If you can get Simon to hang out with you longer than a weekend I guess you get a house.

Simon gave Dannii a job as a judge on X Factor and I guess he got what he wanted for doing so. I always have liked Dannii way more than Kylie, but having sex with Simon makes her a little less attractive.


17 comments:

  1. Yeah, he's a cad, but most of these women seem to walk away with more than they started with. It's a not bad deal to leave a relationship with a house and a job.

    Most straight men seem to prefer Dannii to Kylie. It's not really much of shocker.

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  2. Both the Minogues irk me for some reason.

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  3. I would do him, just to say I did, nothing more. I would bet that it would a good time.

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  4. I think he would be quite interesting to have dinner with he must have some amazing stories to tell.

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  5. Simon is not that bad. He isnt ugly and it would be an interesting night!

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  6. That's a very odd looking Madame Tussaud-ish pic of the two of them.

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  7. I would hit that. In the pitch dark. As long as he didn't talk or make any other noise.

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  8. I always had the feeling that although he is quite handsome......he seems to have absolutely no sex appeal.

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  9. I'd hit it.I agree,he probably has some good stories. Simon tries to hide it but he truly admires *nice folks*. I guess he meets them so rarely in his line of work.

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  10. I guess I'm by myself with this opinion, but I do find him sexy. I'd tap that with the lights on. He doesn't even have to give me a house or a job.

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  11. Some people seem to think he's gay and closeted and this is all part of his elaborate plan to look more hetero.

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  12. Does Dannii sing or do something other than spell her name in an utterly annoying way?

    Not a Kylie fan, although I did really like song and video for "Come into my World".

    Simon would be good looking if he spiked his hair straight up. That sort of flat top with the part in the middle is waaaaay dorky.

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  13. I just imagine him critiquing the sex act when it's over. He would tell me I need to lose some weight, or I was too pitchy.

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  14. The most interesting thing about Danni (to me) is her marriage to Julian McMahon. He is actually in one of her early videos.

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  15. Simon is gay, no?

    Julian McMahon was married to Danniinnii however the hell you spell it?

    Wasn't he married to and has a child with some actress?

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  16. He was married to Brooke Burns and they have a daughter together...he screwed around w/ Shannen Doherty on Charmed..

    God I loved Nip/Tuck when he was nekkid... I would so do some Julian McMahon.

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