Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Taylor Armstrong Is An Idiot


Taylor Armstrong gave an interview to NW Magazine and said that she hates the way she looks right now because she has gained 12 pounds and her clothes are too tight and she does not even want to go out because she looks so bad. Oh, but she wants all of you to know she does not have an eating disorder. I'm confused. Where are the extra 12 pounds? I think she thinks egos weigh something. I could see her having a 12 pound ego. That would make sense.


30 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:45 AM

    WHAT A PSYCHO

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  2. why do you post about these Housewife assholes?

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  3. Taylor - darling...that loud ticking sound you hear?
    That's your 15 minutes of fame hitting the 14:58 mark.
    Please make a note of it.

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  4. and water is wet . . .

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  5. Nothing about her in the beach pic looks real. Not even her skin!

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  6. If she loses enough weight, she'll simply disappear.

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  7. Parissucks, you are on to something. These shows should be "The Assholes" instead of "The Housewives."I or 'The Assholes of Beverly Hills."

    Either way, I don't want to hear about them either.

    No Teen Mom, Housewives, Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Tattoo people. **gag**

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  8. Tattoo people? wth?

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  9. lol, I think she means those Ink shows.

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  10. ^^ I think she means that Kat Von D show? Miami Ink?

    And if Taylor takes out that hideous lip implant, she'll lose *at least* 12 pounds.

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  11. Parissucks is right. It's Enty's blog and he can write whatever but I don't get the appeal of these skanks at all. Never watched an episode. Now their doing a Canadian version. This shit is contagious.

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  12. I've never watched any of the real housewives shows (and never will), but I figure she either a.) is an attention whore b.) has body dysmorphic disorder or c.) a little from column a, a little from column b.

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  13. Look at the way she is posing. She is ridiculous. If she ever finds an idiot to marry her he is also an idiot.

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  14. I don't even have to read the paragraph to agree that Taylor is an idiot -- but I did read it, in the interest of thoroughness. And, sadly, I find myself disagreeing. Yes, she's an idiot, but the thing we're describing here is a body dysmorphia problem, a delusional disorder that mucks up a person's perception of their own body. I know a few bodybuilders who obsess about how small they are (they're not small) and lots of women who don't eat and yet think they're fat. Body image misperception does not make someone an idiot. (Being an idiot, however, makes Taylor an idiot. I feel bad for her delusional issues, though.)

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  15. Oops, Cathy just said the same thing better! I think in the biz, Taylor would be said to have co-occurring disorders: dysmorphia, and being a famewhoring idiot.

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  16. How unfortunate for Kennedy.

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  17. It must be in her ego that gained weight. Please, let's stop with all of the Real House/basketball/football/rappers/baby mama's-wives-ex wives-girlfriends-piece of the weeks.

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  18. 12 pounds of mental, maybe. 12 pounds of idjit, definitely.

    Man, this chick got whapped by the ugly stick but hard.

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  19. Barton's right. If, in fact, she think's she's fat when she's clearly not, she's an object for sympathy and not derision. Bitchy much? (Dumb question, I know.) And where does Enty say that this photo was taken *after* she gained twelve pounds?

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  20. Please. She just wants attention, for people to feel sorry for her and rush to her aid. She hopes to gain a few free meals at Sur by making Lisa feel so sorry for her that she tries to fatten her up by letting Taylor eat for free.

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  21. What's her address? I want to send her lifetime gift card to Baskin Robins so I'll never have to see those duck lips again. It's worth it.

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  22. these photos were in Australian magazine a few weeks ago. Amazes me when these people suck in their stomach and believe we can't see it.

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  23. Oh Jennifer H., Moosefan: I love you..Amen to the highest power. I also believe this was what Parissucks was implying..Why do we even look at these people.

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  24. That is one pound for each of the ribs I see sticking out of her emaciated body

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  25. This useless tool needs to ShutTheFUp and SitTheFDown.

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  26. Good Lord, the pictures of her from that article are ridiculous. She looks like she's doing a photoshoot for Newport News.

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  27. Actually, she doesn't look bad in that photo. From the neck down.

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  28. I have never had to look somewhere else while watching TV. The slugs on her face are very distracting.

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  29. Barton, don't feel bad for her - she is a sociopath.

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