Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The World Is Right - Demi Moore Back On Twitter


For over three months the entire world sat in front of their computers and held their smart phones pressed against them day and night, often waking up in the middle of the night hoping for something - some response from Demi Moore. People got no sleep and did no work as they waited and waited to hear something from Demi. Where was she? How could any of her almost 5M followers go on without hearing from @MrsKutcher. Didn't she know they needed her. Then like magic, there she was. Her first post since January 7th. A photo of her in bed. You could hear the collective sigh of relief. Now they could move on to debating who is better, One Direction or The Wanted.

Demi looks like she weighs about 10 pounds in this photo.


18 comments:

  1. But... does she still call herself "MrsKutcher"?

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  2. Demi needs to step away from the twitter, and allow sometime to get herself together. Not just for her sake but for her children. This constant need to be validated by the public is unhealthy, and a very bad model for her girls who all ready seem to be going down the same path of the need for adoration.

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  3. She needs to go back to Montana for a few decades.

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  4. I feel SO much better.

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  5. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Jesus Christ, are the eyes moving in that picture? Stare at it (with the window enabled) and tell me if you see the eyes move.

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  6. It's Idaho. And, yes, totally agree.

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  7. Giulia, yes, that's irking me too.

    I also agree w/ Redheat.

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  8. Oh God!!!! That left eye, it's following me, it's like the frakking Eye of Sauron, full of evil, haunting my dreams... *shudder*

    For reals, is she still calling herself MrsKutcher? That's messed up.

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  9. Them be some skinny legs.

    @ anita_mark - Thanks! Now I'll have nightmares!!!

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  10. Yes she is still @MrsKutcher

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  11. I hate that Ashton just bounced back with a sea of pussy to choose from.

    Demi just seems sad and alone. Hope she finds happiness somewhere in her life.

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  12. to follow or not to follow..

    that is the question.

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  13. By still calling herself Mrs Kutcher on Twitter she's just a 50 year old broad desperate for attention. She needs to act her age, date age appropiate men & set a good example for her daughters.....oh wait, this is Hollywood....nevermind.

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  14. Heartbreak is a sh&tty thing to go through, I can't imagine how much worse it is when both parties are celebrities and your ex's escapades are documented day in and day out...stay strong, Demi, the heart does heal and better days are ahead.

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  15. MrsKutcher as a twitter name in the first place was kind of sad. Nothing has improved.

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  16. The Wanted are better, duh!

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  17. Oh leave her alone with the "Stay off Twitter" advice. What could make you feel better when you're down than the love of several million followers? Yeah, it's Tweet love only, but considering the state of romance in Hollywood, does real love even exist?

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