I'm not sure that stealing bacon should be a crime. I think if something is so wonderful and amazing like bacon that it should be shared with the world. I think even Ron Swanson would agree with me that there should be a certain kind of socialism when it comes to bacon and that the whole world should be allowed to eat and enjoy, depending on your religious preferences. While I would not eat turkey bacon, it is a substitute for those who cannot eat pork. For you vegetarians out there, well, at least the smell is nice. Bacon perfume? Free to everyone.
The woman above was arrested for stealing bacon. I don't know how Bossip found her, but they did. She was also charged with some other things because she got out of hand with the store employees who tried to keep her from stealing. She pepper sprayed them and also punched them and spit at them. See, none of these things would have happened if bacon was free. Yes, she also tried to take beer and chicken wings and some cheese, but we all know it was the bacon she wanted.
See that smile on her face for her mug shot? Bacon was the meal they were serving for lunch.
By the looks of it, bacon seems to be the only thing she eats.
ReplyDeletelol wow. If bacon was all she ate she would be a bean pole. "Atkins for life"
ReplyDeleteYou have to wonder if Dr. King looks down from heaven, shakes his head, and exclaims in disbelief, "I took a bullet for this POS!"
ReplyDeleteBacon is delicious and irresistable, so I can undertsand stealing it, but Coors Light? That's just bad taste.
ReplyDeleteRead the rest of the details on Smoking Gun. Queenie here is 340 lbs. of lard.
ReplyDeleteactually, in the bible and the torah, the commandment Thou shall not steal, meant stealing with malice. NOT those hungry stealing food, as that is not a crime.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I only Wish I could photograph (and pose) half as well.
ReplyDeleteJust found this website yesterday, Enty. I'm looking for a few extra dollars in our budget so I can make a purchase:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.baconfreak.com/
She's so coy!
ReplyDeleteThere is such a thing as vegetarian bacon. My mom used to get it when we were growing up. It is NASTY!
ReplyDeleteBacon for life indeed! Oink Oink.
This would not be the case of someone stealing bacon because they are hungry. This was indeed a crime. At over 300 lbs she could be the reason thick cut bacon is in such short supply! This was most certainly a crime!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't think she stole it because she was hungry.
ReplyDeleteVegetarian here, and no, the smell of bacon is not good. It was for maybe the first 5 years of vegetarianism, but after that nonononononono I have vomited from the smell of bacon before.
ReplyDeleteEnty
ReplyDelete"I don't know how Bossip found her".
Well, if you follow their link you'll see they found it at The Smoking Gun the day before. Stop drinking. !!
Am I the only one who can hear Snoop Dogg in my head? "Bacon was the case that they gave me".
ReplyDeleteI do not eat bacon, by the way. Unless it is crispy beyond recognition and combined with blue cheese. But even then, it's mostly the blue cheese I'm after *L*.
She certainly looks remorseful. =~\
ReplyDeleteActually gals and guys, heavier people get hungrier quicker. As their body is used to the constant fill up. As opposed to those who are thinner and used to not having the constant need to "fill up." Those people can certainly go for longer periods without feeling the need to eat.
ReplyDeleteNow, in the instance of there being a food shortage ( think an EMP has gone off or something to that extent), well then of course this woman even if hungry she would easily be able to last for a very long time without food as her body could utilize and burn off for fuel/energy the fat she already has.
Thus, she probably was hungry, and then the stealing thing I said initially would apply (not that she lacks remorse for her behavior and not to mention, probably had the eggs to go with her stolen loot at home).
If she was hungry she would have stolen something she could eat immediately, not something she had to take home and cook.
ReplyDeleteJust because she is overweight doesn't mean she is entitled to steal food. She can pay for it like the rest of us.
I think that bacon stealing is a crime if someone steals your bacon. Possibly a capital crime, even. But if you steal someone's bacon, that is liberation and should be celebrated.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is she trying to give the "Hey girl" pose. Dumb ass. I hope you get some time behind this for assaulting someone OVER BACON.
ReplyDeleteThat is the sauciest mugshot I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite thing about this story (beside the fact it took place in Piggly Wiggly) is that she said store employees shouldn't chase people like that b/c they could get themselves hurt. SMH.