Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item
THIS A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men!
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
ReplyDeleteLet's say it all together:
ReplyDeleteTommy Girl!
Tammy Cruise!
ReplyDeletehahahaha @ Tammy Cruise! +1
ReplyDeletelol @ GSD
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise is gay?
ReplyDeleteDear God,
ReplyDeletePlease let Steppy come into this thread and defend her precious Tommygirl. I feel we all really deserve to see the sparks fly.
Amen-
seaward
Please God listen to seaward
DeleteAnd if God's busy, please Flying Spaghetti Monster.
ReplyDeleteI want some of whatever your having because you are seriously on fire today and I really needed the laughs today :)
DeleteMmmm...spaghetti. It's about lunch time.
ReplyDeleteDo you think Tammy is having salad for lunch today?
WHAT? Tommy is gay? But he was so dreamy in his tighty whities in Risky Business... I am just shocked I tell you!;)
ReplyDeleteShe was turned away from her own home?
ReplyDeleteOMG Vicki you have outdone yourself with "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster". OMG.
ReplyDelete@seaward - after reading your comment I knew I should check the scientology/Kelly/JT post - thanks for the heads-up. That's entertainment!
ReplyDeleteAgent, look up "Pastafarians" :)
ReplyDeletemmmm pasta
ReplyDelete@snapdragon, thanks, I'm obviously enjoying this:)
ReplyDeleteSFMB -- the Society of Fred Mertz, Boddhisattva has been a favorite for a long time .Now I have more !!
I love these easy newspaper ones. Am feeling a push from Enty for some major Sci pressure. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteIm at the point in my diet that I turn into a ravenous crazy food monster...all this talk of spaghetti deliciousness is driving me to food craving delirium....must....fight....must...get...off...CDAN...and...exercise...
ReplyDeleteCoriander, quick! Eat an avocado!
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ReplyDeleteThis makes no sense. Why wld the wife be unexpected at her own house??!! And turned away?? I refuse yo believe Cruise is gay. Just dont see it. And not a fan of his either, but just dont see it.
ReplyDeleteTammy Cruise has been rumored to be gay for many many years now, where there is smoke there is fire.
DeleteThe CoS wants Cruise, Travolta and Smith to come across as straight respectable family men and while they maybe good fathers they certainly are not straight.
But really, what woman would let herself be turned away from her own home? If this happened to me, the largest bodyguard in the world would be unequal to my wrathful ability to enter.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't so much be angry cuz my Tammy I mean hubby was schtupping some boys on the chaise, but rather at the very *idea* that he could keep my out of my own home? No. Just no.
Not a fan,but I need to see some str8 up hard evidence that Cruise is homosexual.Also were there any stories prior to the early 90's allefations that Michael Jackson was a pedophile? This guy was the biggest star on the planet in the 80's.Were there any stories floating around then,anyone?
ReplyDelete@auntliddy, the Tom Cruise is a Big G-gay-gay-gay rumors have been around for, no kidding, like 25 years. I heard it first hand from a guy who's my/Tom's age. This guy is from a humble background, but is GORgeous. He went to Hollywood and was trying to make it as an actor at the same time as Tom, but it didn't happen for him so he got a job at a studio. Now? He's head of a major studio. No kidding. And in a long-term quiet monogamous gay relationship. But Tom? Yeah. Gay as 10 kites in the wind.
ReplyDeleteIs "hosting a slew" some kind of sex act that I've never heard of? It sounds like fun, although the cleanup is probably intense.
ReplyDeleteThe blind said it was HIS home. Maybe he owned it before they got married, they lived together somewhere else, but he kept the party palace for this specific purpose?
ReplyDeleteIn any case, this is hardly even a blind. Tommy Girl FTW.
"Hosting a slew," yeah, sounds like Tommy girl likes to pull a train.
ReplyDeleteCoriander, I LOVE avocado! There's absolutely nothing on earth that tastes better.
ReplyDeleteAvocado sliced, sprinkled with chunks of gray sea salt. *slobber*
ReplyDeleteOh shoot, now I want some and I *just* got back from the grocery store. Sads.
Tom Cruise isn't gay!!!!! He probably just likes the taste of penis.
ReplyDeleteSlobber.....Gaucamole!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I always got the impression Tom was kinda asexual more then gay? I heard that somewhere.
ReplyDeleteMy dad went to high school with Tom for a very short period of time and there were rumors of his homosexuality then, too.
ReplyDeleteFiggy, that sounds soooooooooooo good!! My salad today was just cucumber, avocado, and tomato with lemon juice and sprinkled with salt and a lot of pepper. I absolutely LOVE that recipe.
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ReplyDeleteI don't like avocado, so I don't eat it, but doesn't it have a high fat content?
ReplyDelete^It's good for you, heart healthy fat. Like Olive Oil.
ReplyDeleteNutritionists highly recommend them in your diet.
Cruise and Kidman
ReplyDeleteI don't care WHO he's schtupping in there, I'd be IN MY HOUSE!
ReplyDeleteNutritional info for avocados:
ReplyDeletehttp://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fruits-and-fruit-juices/1844/2
TAMMY CRUISE!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
All this talk of avocado salads...I often have a tomato (garden-fresh cherry or grape tomatoes work well)& avocado salad, drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with a little salt & pepper, and topped with either fresh cilantro or basil. YUM! I had it last night even :) And by the way, I have no idea who this blind is about.
ReplyDeleteLOL I think it's been hijacked by delicious avocados!
ReplyDeleteI got the salad I make from the Yoga Today podcast. I used to use olive oil, but it seems like the avocado is enough.
Seriously if I could I would live off of avocados, beets, and fruit.
Since when did Tommygirl live in the Hills of Hollywood? I thought he always lived in the flats of Beverly Hills.
ReplyDeleteOf course this is Tammy (*snicker*) but the whole house thing sounds made up.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm sure Tammy is gay and a creepy Scientohole as Michael calls him but the turning the wife away from their own home doesn't fit for me..
ReplyDeleteI grew up eating avocados and I seriously can't live without having one at the table with a pinch of salt sprinkled on..yum.
ReplyDeleteSince Tammy and ice queen had a sham marriage there was no need for them to live together, they had separate lives and only got together for PR purposes, if you read the blind it clearly says that she showed up unexpectedly at his house, that in itself is very revealing.
OK, thanks for the info! Like I said, I don't like avocados, so I don't know much about them, but I remembered reading somewhere they had a high fat content. Glad it's the "good" kind of fat for all of you avocado lovers!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I found this place, I just put Avocados on my grocery list.<3
ReplyDeleteI love how this went from discussing the sexual orientation of Cruise to delicious avocados! Thanks to everyone for putting a much needed smile in my day! :)
ReplyDeleteCould it be Dyan Cannon and Cary Grant?
ReplyDeleteYou people are killing me. I'm allergic to avocados. I can eat one every now and then, but if I eat them too often, my throat closes up.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Dyan and Cary...they were divorced long before the 90's.
ReplyDeleteI'm on board the Tom Cruise/Kidman train.
Burn!
ReplyDeleteThink of the Real Housewives of Bev Hills and Lisa and Adrian. I can't remember if it was Bev Hills or Hollywood Hills but Tom and Nicole had seperate residences in close proximity just like Lisa and Adrian, but they were technically on the same property.
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm starting to remember something about Cruise owning a second house in addition to the marital residence w/Kidman, that a photographer with a loonnnng lens got a compromising pic of Cruise with a man in a house in the Hills.
ReplyDeleteNow I have to go shopping for havarti cheese.
ReplyDelete*drools*
Oh god, Mooshki! I wouldn't be able to live without them!
ReplyDeleteI made a raw key lime pie once with avocado. It was AMAZING! Granted I fucked up the crust, but I'd do it again.
Was it a wrestling party??
ReplyDeleteBruce Willis & Demi Moore. They divorced in 2000, and he had a house near Blue Jay Way that was notorious for dude parties. Heard this ages ago from a publicist friend, who said they had someone on autodial they could call to get a flock of party girls up to the house at a moment's notice when things got too rowdy and they were anticipating a neighbors' call to the police.
ReplyDeleteI wish a motherfucker would tell me i cant go into my own house. This definitly sounds like Tommy boy!
ReplyDeleteSources say Katie spends most of her time at a comparatively tiny four-bedroom house she and Tom own in Hollywood Hills cul-de-sac.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she stays there so Tom can't.
Oh YoYo! That sammie sounds too yummy. I feel sorry for anyone who cannot eat avo's. They are natures perfect food and we have one in the fridge calling my name right now..Tata.
ReplyDeleteOh YoYo! That sammie sounds too yummy. I feel sorry for anyone who cannot eat avo's. They are natures perfect food and we have one in the fridge calling my name right now..Tata.
ReplyDeleteHa, I heard the Willis rumor too, from a couple of production crew friends.
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record, as my family had some dealings with his family, I think Cruise is asexual too. Don't think it's him.
What about brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? There's been bisexual rumours about him for ages...
ReplyDeleteNot sure you can always assume that every closeted gay rumor is TC. I am sure the more imaginative among you housewives could propose an alternative theory.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise. In the late '90's was at a high-end resort in Palm Springs and hung out at the bar with that same bodyguard's VERY recently ex-girlfriend. Heard about this story in person (plus other Tom Cruise stories), this was before the Nicole split. OLD NEWS.
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