According to Radar, the rehab that Demi Moore attended didn't really stick and now her daughters are thinking of planning an intervention for their mom. They are also probably thinking of going to the mall and brushing their teeth, but it doesn't mean they are going to do it. I believe the word used by radar was actually considering rather than thinking, but it's the same thing. You can say anything you want if you are just considering it. I considered exercising a few years ago, but decided against it. A more definitive statement would be I am going to try one of the new bacon sundaes from Burger King. No considering or thinking, I'm doing.
Demi has not even slipped. They are afraid she is going to slip. I am afraid that Ashton Kutcher is going to keep making movies. What are they going to do about that? I'm afraid that Lindsay Lohan and Pamela Anderson are going to get a greenlight for a Cagney & Lacey remake. What are they going to do about that?
I will also be trying the new bacon sundae from BK!! I'm sure it will be delicious but awful to most.
ReplyDeleteOh Demi, get your shit together girl. You used to be so strong.
ReplyDeleteI think she needs her power bush back. (see Dlisted for more info)
DeleteNever forget!
DeleteOh no, is her exhaustion worsening?
ReplyDeleteI'm also afraid that Ashton will keep on making movies. And camera commercials. I cannot stand it when he come on my television. Makes me want to throw a rock through it.
ReplyDeleteI'm also afraid that we'll see more of Rumor. She looks like the kid in Mask.
Who's going to intervene with the daughters...? They all have issues..
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was comes on my television.
ReplyDeletevery funny enty. very funny.
ReplyDeleteI'd honestly sooner see the c/w "Grease" reboot with Jessica Simpson get greenlighted than a Blohan & Anderson C&L remake.
ReplyDeleteAnd now that I've said that, I'm off to find the brain bleach.
It'll be hard for them to stage a surprise intervention when it's already being discussed openly on the internets.
ReplyDeleteAnd Enty made me LOL with his discussion of the term "considering."
This isn't going to end well for demi. Seriously. Did she really think AK would stay with her? That's why they're called a "trophy".
ReplyDeleteOMG Enty there is one near my office and I was going to ask my assistant to pick one up and several spoons so I can share it, lol
ReplyDelete@Montana, you mean the Mayor hasn't banned them ? I am shocked !
ReplyDeleteBravo Enty that was your funniest post yet!
ReplyDeleteSome psych vocabulary to help figure out Demi Moore: ego-syntonic or ego-alien. Something is ego-syntonic if it's in line with your conscious self, in accord with what you are and what you want out of life. It's ego-alien if it's a problem in your own opinion as well as the world's.
ReplyDeleteDrug addiction can very easily be ego-syntonic, totally "not a problem" for the person. Does it make me thin? Does it kill my feelings? Is everyone else doing it? Is it my primary means of socializing with others? Why would I want to give it up?
That's why people have to hit bottom, sadly. We can't see our problems as problems as long as we're having the time of our lives getting blotto.
I am rooting for her, but she's about to lose my sympathy.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or has the writing gotten better in the last 2 weeks? Super funny post.
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ReplyDelete@nolachickee - Rocky Dennis. Perfect!
ReplyDelete@Amber, agree.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Enty's comments
ReplyDeleteseriously, her daughters are not exactly in great shape.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth, I considered petting the cat this morning, then carefully backed away, fearing the many unforeseen consequences.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the Betty Ford clinic gives a family discount?
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for these girls, havingcno safe place to land.
ReplyDeleteAnd even if I/we think Rumor is a flatfaced nitwit, im pretty sure it isnt nice to say. But! It is oksy to consuder it, lol
Oh The! Now I need brain bleach.
ReplyDeleteBut didn't Enty say she hasn't slipped yet? So why the intervention?
ReplyDeleteAnd now I'm going to annoy everyone as I consider things for the rest of the day...
@msgirl -
ReplyDeleteIf Demi's daughters weren't thinking of having an intervention, why would Demi be in Radar magazine?
"Eh, none of us have projects to talk about or boyfriends to photograph with, so, fuck it, intervention with mom?"
Ha! You're right!
ReplyDeleteIf demi could just settle down to any degree with someone more her age or alot older even then shed be fine. Seen as more mature as well as accepting of her own age and aging gracefully. A michael douglas even pierce brosnan type if you will. It doesnt matter how hot of a fifty year old you are a thirty yr old will not only make you look old but will leave your dusty ass.
ReplyDeletePlus why u picking someone who doesnt want u??!! Pick someone whis thrilled to be with u- and that goes for everyone, not just celebs!
ReplyDeleteI fear what will happen to her when she turns 50 in a few months. This is not a woman who takes aging well.
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