Thursday, June 21, 2012

Rielle Hunter Wants To Host TV Show About Relationships


I think the headline itself probably made you sick. It's true though. Rielle Hunter wants to host a show about relationships because she thinks she is an expert on them. Well, she is an expert on having affairs with married men. Oh, and having babies with them. Oh, and having affairs with a guy because she thought he was having affairs with lots of women so she thought that made it better. Oh, and before that she was a drugged out Hollywood wannabe who went from actor to actor. I'm trying to figure out how exactly this qualifies her as an expert who could host a show. She told Kneepads that it is the perfect next step for her.


54 comments:

  1. Can this evil homewrecking heifah just crawl under a rock and leave us alone?

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  2. I can't stand this ignorant, tacky pig.

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  3. this woman...she's the epitome of delusional.

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  4. She also thought she was gonna be 1st lady some day and DMB were gonna serenade her at a roof top wedding. And that shit aint happening either.

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  5. It's like if Anne Romney hosted a show about couponing and living on a budget.

    "Now, if you want your relationship to work, make sure his wife is dying."

    Bitch, please.

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    1. Or if Michelle Obama had a show on about sincerity, empathy and love of country.

      Bitch, please. (chuckle)

      Gary Johnson 2012

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  6. I just wish everyone would ignore this scuzzbucket so that it will go away.

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  7. @Vicki Cupper: Please post on this site forever. "Now, if you want your relationship to work, make sure his wife is dying." Classic, Vicki.

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  8. Fucking Kneepads. Why are they even interviewing her?

    The only show she's going to do is the one she's going to put on herself. In her basement, a la Rupert Pupkin in The King of Comedy.

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  9. Well maybe "Cheaters" has an opening for her. She would be perfect for that.

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  10. She is amazingly delusional, and so is John Edwards. You could probably put Elizabeth Edwards in that category as well, though generally I place her well above those two.

    It's weird that RH thinks that people might actual like her, rather than regard her as some kind of train-wreck, freak-show ho-bag.

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  11. OMG YESSSSSSS @vicki!!!

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  12. I think we should lure her and Casey Anthony to a small remote island on the premise of a reality show and a big pay day, and then just leave them there.

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  13. does she really not know that she is one of the most hated people in america?!!?

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  14. does she really not know that she is one of the most hated people in america?!!?

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  15. IMHO, the only and I do mean ONLY saving grace she has is that she managed to derail the Edwards bid for the presidency.
    That being said, I got nothing else.

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  16. maybe she can film it too, so the subjects can be off-kilter and out of focus.

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  17. Ha! When Enty published a comment about Casey Anthony yesterday, several people suggested that Casey had been prevented from publishing her book by Son of Sam laws.

    That was almost certainly not the case, but I digress.

    I was thinking, I just read somewhere that another total loser could not get her book published by any respectable house, and was kinda self-publishing.

    I couldn't remember who it was yesterday, but yes, it's Ms. Hunter. I'm not sure what's left to publish after the Daily Mail has produced "article" after "article" excerpting her new book.

    I'm sorry for that child. It's pretty awful when you think that a small child might be best served by losing both her parents at an early age.

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  18. I want to be friends with Vicki in real life. Her comments slay me!!

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  19. cosign with Merlin D. Bear

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  20. She wants to do a show about being a groupie?

    Vicki wins for the post yet agaib!

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  21. Even her name is like nails on a chalkboard inside my brain. Gah I am getting twitchy with how much she irritates me.

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  22. @Montana
    Does she really need to crawl under the rock? Can't we just drop the rock on her a la Wile E. Coyote style?

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  23. She's one homely thing, she has some past too, name changes dont hide everything.

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  24. Just jumping on the We Love Vicki Cupper train!

    I also think Lauren's idea is solid gold.

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  25. im interested in the "went from actor to actor" comment...anyone know about this?

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  26. I had heard she was with Jeff Goldblum off and on.

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  27. She's, also, the basis for characters in "Story of My Life" (by Jay McInerney, whom she used to date) and "Glamorama" and "American Psycho" (by Bret Easton Ellis.) If half of what was written about Alison Poole (the character she inspired) was true, well then... she's a skanky, drug addled mess.

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  28. Dear Rielle:

    Generally, one should be considered photogenic to consider a career in television. You might want to look into something else. Just sayin'.

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  29. "OWN" TV. Let's bet.

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  30. No, Please she needs to slink back in her hole...

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  31. Generally speaking most of the time the mistresses know exactly what is causing the husband to cheat so her having a show doesn't bother me.

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  32. i'd put her in the Heidi & Spencer delusional "i'm gonna be famous forever club".

    I <3 Vicki Cupper

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  33. This trick wanting to host a relationship show is like HItler hosting a show about race relations. Sit down bitch.

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  34. This trick wanting to host a relationship show is like HItler hosting a show about race relations. Sit down bitch.

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  35. She should open a House of Madame's. Since that is where she belongs.

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  36. @The: Yeah, WTF? Leave politics out of it.

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  37. See she should have skipped the book nonsense and went right to ashley madison or whatever the hell its called and brokered a spokesperson or commercial deal. Can't happen now since the 1st rule of mistressing is to KEEP YOU'RE F-ING MOUTH SHUT!

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  38. LOL
    Damn, I love you guys!

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  39. Great idea.

    Ashley Madison could sponsor it.

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  40. She is foul. Does she think of herself as likable? Does she actually think any of us give 2 shits what her opinion on relationships are? Sit down and STFU.

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  41. Yes, it would be nice to leave politics out of the here, both the comment about Anne Romney (what, no, that was funny?) and the comment about Michelle (Oh, that wasn't funny, no?)As my dad used to say, "It all depends on whose sacred cow is gored." (I'm sure I offended somebody with that remark.) I personally find all the politics distasteful, and the anti-religious comments distasteful, whether they are anti-Mormon, or anti-COS, although to be honest, I don't care for the COS either, but the fact remains the person who runs this site slants left, as does most of Hollywood. Take it or leave it, it won't change.

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  42. Maybe she thinks men will watch it because she's sexy....Gross.

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  43. I was thinking the same thing, Priscilla. I hope that all of the WTFs were because people felt like The was going tit for that. I don't know.

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  44. Somebody need to brand this trailer trash with a Scarlett Letter "A" and never let her leave the state of NC.

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  45. Personally, I think the Anne Romney comparison was saying that a cheater doing a show on relationships is like a wealthy person doing a show on clipping coupons. It could have been any rich person; it just happened to be her. Therefore, I didn't find it too political, or anti-mormon, just a 'What would she know about it?' type comment (along the lines of What would Rielle know about real relationships?). The Michelle Obama comparison seemed like it was a personal attack, it was her very specifically. It seemed more MEAN.
    So let's change it to Donald Trump doing any or all of the three mentioned shows, ok? :-)

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  46. All Rielle Hunter comments? True. Anne Romney comment? True. Michelle Obama comment? True. Or at least valid.

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  47. Geez, this is like Kim Kardashian being president of the celibacy club...

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  48. never even heard of her... and that's saying something.

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  49. never even heard of her... and that's saying something.

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  50. @Mary Stewart McGovern- glad someone else here knows Rielle is the real Alison Poole. Story of My Life is one of my favorite books, ever, but that being said, the main character (Alison/Rielle) is a horrible person. I mean you feel a bit bad for her but she does it to herself. Spoiled, entitled, into bribing men for $ by saying she needs an abortion when she really doesn't, coke-addled... anyone who wants to know more about this lady when she was in her 20s in NYC, read the book. There are plenty of articles online with McInerny talking about how much of it is actually pulled from her life-- like that her father really did kill her horse for insurance money when she was a teenager (ok so that probably made her a bit f'd up to begin with). Either way the stuff is scary to know it was actually based on reality and I'm not shocked she's ended up here now.

    That being said relationship advice from her would be like asking a hardcore drug addict to run your DARE program.

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