February 15, 2012
One of the Real Housewives couples is in panic mode right now because their world might come crashing down because of one side remark made by another Real Housewife that struck way closer to home than intended. Apparently this couple is barely hanging on but does not want the world to see it and were really upset when a cast member who does not even know what is going on said the couple is barely hanging on. The publicists for the couple are in damage control mode, but that is not their biggest worry. Leaks are beginning to emerge in their carefully constructed cover which was never intended for full media attention. Specifically, friends of the couple have been hinting that the couple have an open marriage and that the husband complains he has not had sex in years and that the couple, who do have children might not have actually had natural conception, especially considering the wife's age and the age of the kids.
Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif
i don't even know who these people are.
ReplyDeleteI may give into Toddlers and Tiaras and Jersey Shire but I have never watched a single RH ep
ReplyDelete***not fixing Jersey Shire cuz lol
Ditto Raven!
ReplyDeleteNot looking up photos on any Housewives or Teen Moms because I don't fucking care (and I don't know who they are so how would I know).
ReplyDeleteRHBH is the only RH I watch. Adrian and Paul come across more as bickering siblings than husband and wife. It's pretty obvious that the kids were conceived via IVF which there is nothing wrong with that. Except pretending they were aka John & Kelly. Which I don't think has ever been addressed one way or the other on the show.
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for him to slip a photo of RDJ in reader's pics. Just for the laugh
ReplyDeleteThat would be too funny!! :]
DeleteTheir marriage seems like a business deal then anything else but for some reason I believe she may be a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne is one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (net worth $300 million). Paul is her husband, half owner of a very successful plastic surgery practice.
ReplyDeleteI recognize him from his own show as I don't watch any of the RHW shows. They seemed to have issues years ago on the 1st show. She has made herself almost unrecognizable. He seems like he is so in love with himself. I can't imagine him going without sex, ever! How old are the kids?
ReplyDeleteYes, Anita. We know you don't care. We are all very aware of your lack of caring. But you do put forth a lot of effort in making sure everyone knows how much you don't care.
ReplyDeleteNothing against Enty, who is fab, but I don't give 2 hoots about the "Real Housewives" and to me, it's a wasted reveal.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder he was hanging around during that episode when she did the photo shoot in Vegas. Don't blame him. He should find someone better suited to him. She doesn't exactly seem like the motherly type. I'm guessing she had the kids for him, but that's it.
ReplyDeleteThey had a kiss on the show that reminded me of the Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson kissan. It was very awkward and very unsexy.
ReplyDeleteI knew this one! I think this is also the answer to the blind about the housewife husband who has cameras in their home.
ReplyDeleteAfter how nasty she came off on the reunion last season, Adrienne has been doing some PR rehab--I expect her to pull a Camille Grammer and do a big personality change on the next season.
Well Lauren, for what it's worth I care that Anita doesn't care. The reality shit bugs me supreme. Score another for those of us who cannot wait for the demise of this genre.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Lauren. I do appreciate your sanctimonious comments. Perhaps you could contribute once in awhile rather than making snide remarks against other commenters.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sherry :)
ReplyDelete@anita-mark, you stay here! I don't know who these people are either, but I do recognize the name Maloof only because I live in Las Vegas. And of course I know who you are, a fellow commentator.
ReplyDelete^or commenter : )
ReplyDeleteI think that hoping for the end of reality is asking too much. Instead, we ought to avoid and deny reality to the greatest extent possible! Me, I always watch because I'm afraid that reality might pass me by.
ReplyDeleteThought as much! I like them but they don't seem very intimate at all.
ReplyDeleteAnyways there's going to be lots of reveals, commentators will care about different ones. In fairness I don't know any of the American soap types ones, but I wouldn't waste a comment stating I didn't care about it. I'd just wait another few minutes for the next reveal..:)
can't believe he hasn't had sex in YEARS.....REALLY? :-/
ReplyDeleteOh, Anita, I contribute as much as I can, but with a full time job and other life responsibilities, it can be hard to toot around on the internet as much as I would like to.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you have just never noticed me because I don't kiss your butt?
Either way, you could heed your own advice and stop making snide remarks as well. I suppose we're driving on a two way street.
I do not know who these reality clowns are nor do I want to. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI think this is funny because whether Brandi knew or not, she made that remark in the finale and it was so obvious. Whether Adrienne and Paul have sex or not, at least Paul is nice. She treats him like dirt so I would be glad if she left the show and Paul stayed.
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ReplyDeleteLOL, Lauren!
ReplyDeleteHey guys, as sick as you are of the Housewives stories, that's how sick we fans are of hearing how sick you are. Yes, some of us watch the shows, and like to read stuff about them! I don't give a rats ass about 16 and Pregnant, but I skip the damned stories, because I know there are a bunch of readers who do watch the show. Get over it!
Thanks, I was just about to say that @Mooshki!
ReplyDelete"Enty" posts all this stuff on this one site to attract like minded readers but of course we each have different tastes. Just let those us like what we want to like and move on to a post that fits what YOU like. I'm allowed to like whatever I want and I'd never criticize you for your personal tastes.
Unless you're a member of CoS bc that means you're batshit crazy. I know that's the one thing that unites us all amiright?
LOL, when you're right, you're right!
ReplyDeleteLauren, I love you.
ReplyDeleteAnd Moosh as well.
Mooshki, Mngddess thank you both. This is the second time I've had this argument here, and this thread left a really bad taste in my mouth. I was really bummed thinking about never coming back here because I've spent over 4 years as commenter here. I can't always comment, or read, but it is a special place. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLauren- comment away girl.
ReplyDeleteI think this boils down to simply stating that Enty posts to a variety of tastes and some people (myself included) WOULD find this blind reveal titillating. And what's wrong with that? Hearing ad nauseum about how much some of you dont give a shit about this show in the comment's section about the show seems counterproductive IMO.
Forgot to add that yeah, I dont get why Adrienne and Paul are together? Having an open marriage can probably be kept from the kids but that endless bickering and hatitude cannot. Why people think a bad marriage is better for kids to endure than two happily single people is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand that they have an open marriage and he STILL can't find someone to sleep with him? Seriously, has it been years since he was with ANYONE, or just years since he slept with his wife?
ReplyDeleteAcross the finish line...
ReplyDeleteSticky said...
Adrienne Maloof
10:12 AM
Ida Blankenship said...
Adrienne, Paul, and the comment made by Brandi last week at the reunion.
Bam. Done.
10:13 AM
Sorry, but I'm really interested in the Housewives. But, I'm not interested in Rihanna (for example), so, guess what, I'll just bypass posts about her and frankly I can't even be bothered to open the comments on those posts to let everyone know I'm not interested in her. I think I may have made one comment letting everyone know why I'm not interested in her, but then I decided that people probably don't care if I'm interested in her...
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