#2 - Which A+ list movie actress who is not married, but might as well be, went and asked for this B list movie actress phone number at the SAG Awards and then after she got it, kissed the actress on the neck and gave her a little bite. Oh yes, this will be revealed.
Angelina Jolie & Amber Heard
She has good taste!
ReplyDeleteHot
ReplyDeleteYou make a sexy time?
ReplyDeleteShe was just tasting her to see how fresh her soul is.
ReplyDeleteI love you, Vicki!
DeleteFuckin' Ang.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds dirty and hot.
ReplyDeleteThat's super hot.
ReplyDeleteIf Amber Heard is B list, then I'm never going to get one right.
ReplyDeleteTotally with you on this one. Whats the criteria anyways?!
DeleteThat's super hot.
ReplyDeleteMan, there is some hope! I just have to be younger, thinner and a Hollywood star... I wonder if she shared heard about her from Depp - werent they dating?
ReplyDeleteDamnit, Amber. You're better than that.
ReplyDeleteLol Vicki
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they hooked up, or if Johnny advised Amber against it yet? Johnny & Ang didn't get along, right?
ReplyDeleteToo bad. That would be really hot.
.. and the winner ...
ReplyDeleteRoya said...
AJ and Amber Heard
10:14 AM
Have fun, see you all later !
Hahah and everyone said it was Tilda. I love the idea that AJ would cheat on Smelly Pitt with a woman.
ReplyDeleteAnd Amber is definitely getting around, isn't she?
Doesn't it seem like Amber is one of Enty's sources? He seems to know an awful lot about her.
ReplyDeleteAmber is just so hot. I'm straight, but I'd hit it.
ReplyDeleteahh .. but it's no secret that Angelina loves women ... and i'm sure that's why Brad continually says that their sex life is amazing ...
ReplyDeleteThose two were flirting all night, you could see it in the cutaway shots. It was pretty hilarious.
ReplyDelete@Elizabeth - my guess is it's not cheating. I have always thought Brangelina had an open relationship
ReplyDeleteHawt!
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard is hardly b list, all her film and tv projects have been busts
ReplyDeleteBye, @Agent! Have fun today!
ReplyDeleteAJ & AH makes me feel funny in a good way.
Just chiming in to say...NOT cheating. Brad likes 'adventures.' He's supposedly quite the dominant man in the sack too. mmm...mmmm
ReplyDelete@Cecilia00 I don't doubt they would have an open relationship, I'm just trying to picture her being okay with Smelly schtupping the nanny or some actress on the set with pap photos released.
ReplyDeletesomeone needs to go post this over at Just Jared. The loons will go nuts.
ReplyDeleteheehee
@Paris, or Celebitchy.
ReplyDeleteThe only movie that Amber had that was a success and got the role by fluke was Pineapple Express. But her face is just perfect maybe too perfect.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the above Brad & Angie have an open marriage. She does what she wants with whomever and Brad does what he is told to do.
paris, I wouldn't want Enty or CDAN to get any more shit, KWIM? I like this site, and hate seeing trolls flocking to ruin it.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I cannot stand Just Jared. Their AJ worship makes me think of the Xenu worshipers.
ReplyDeleteI bet Brad had fun watching.
ReplyDeleteNeither were in the photos that day.
ReplyDeleteplease after the himmmmm flood of newbies this place was a bit crowded with loons. Lets just keep things nice today. I am really enjoying my reveals with the Twilight Zone marathon on syfy sitting on a comfy couch with the a/c going. I am at full throttle lazy today.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think Brad know he made a very big mistake and now he's trapped....can you imagine if he leaves now...he has to wait for her to go first.
ReplyDeleteWas that the Evening of the Leg, when Jolie's greasy leg kept jutting out and trying to get attention? Maybe it was her leg that made her do it.
ReplyDeleteUgh - I knew there was a reason not to disconnect my cable. I will miss the "Twilight Zone" marathon, though I do have the app.
ReplyDelete@Vicki - LOL! I also agree it's not cheating. They obviously have a pretty open relationship. Besides, Brad has George (in my dreams). :)
Yes, AJ's Leg has an identity of its own, in fact The Leg is the one that wanted Amber's phone number.
ReplyDeleteI think Amber played the sexually aggressive fake daughter in The Jones with Demi Moore and David Duchovny. She is quite pretty.
I like how things have died down around here. We got some new readers/commenters who stuck around, as a result, but for the most part, the weirdos have left. Hope yesterday's posts didn't stir things up again.
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard had a small but very funny part in Zombieland as the UT student living next door to our hero who turns into a zombie after he lets her stay with him.
ReplyDelete*Yesterday's comments, I should have said.
ReplyDeleteSo the SAG Awards do have a purpose!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd @ Timebob, I am so lazy today that I hired someone to read the reveals and comments to me!
Is that true @Elizabeth? (Too hung over for google) I wonder if Amber hooked up with DM or DD.
ReplyDeleteI too am watching TZ marathon and enjoying the reveals. I'm now wondering if Brad gets to play or just watch...
ReplyDeleteugh @Anita, I can't stand the loons at celebitchy. They are pyscho! especially anything Brangelina.
ReplyDeleteKraymond, I just checked and yes it was Amber Heard. The Jones was an interesting movie to watch too.
ReplyDeleteI need to watch Zombieland again, I think I missed some things because I was recovering from them shooting Bill Murray.
Amber Heard is a lucky b*tch. I know they were rumored to not get along but how hot would a JDepp/Heard/Pitt/Jolie swap be?
ReplyDeleteWatch out Vicki..TimeBob is working hard to steal the funny crown today!
ReplyDeleteSomehow hearing this made my lady parts feel all tingly.
THERE'S A TWILIGHT ZONE MARATHON TODAY?!?!!?!?
ReplyDeleteYes yes yes!!! I think they did that on New Year's too.
Rest of day: shot.
Stephanie, putting Smelly Pitt in there is ruining the image. I don't think he's good looking anymore at all. If his hair gets any longer and greasier he may as well wear one of those wife-beater shirts. As he's aging he looks more and more like Benicio Del Toro.
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay, I was thinking the same thing...but it was written late enough, the newbs wouldn't be rechecking the post.
ReplyDeleteI think Amber is gorgeous, and would definitely hit it. Hell, I'd let my husband do it just so he could tell me about it later.
@ Elizabeth - Yeah I've never been a Pitt fan, particularly, but I have a feeling his body is still better than Johnny Depps. He's been looking a little bloated lately. This hotness round definitely goes to the ladies.
ReplyDeleteHa I love the way everyone guessed Tilda. WHo knows, Angie could have been hitting on here too!
ReplyDeleteSecond rawr of the day. Rawr!
ReplyDeleteHi All!!
ReplyDeleteI'm a long time lurker (years before Himmmmm) who very infrequently comments. I did comment on a Katie post the other day and was attacked by a COS troll. Just wanted to let you know that it did not scare me away!
Happy 4th to all!!!
Right about now, I'm really wishing I was Amber.....and uh, not bc of Johnny..... ;D
ReplyDeleteNot suprising ;)
ReplyDeletePeople who brag, like Brad, mostly do NOT have a good sex life; it's all talk.
ReplyDeleteBrad's probably not that much interested in sex/intimacy as his lack of hygiene shows.
I think AJ asked for Amber's number to ask her to be in a three-way with her and Brad. If Amber was seeing Johnny then, and Johnny might've let that slip to the Brange, then AJ and Brad figured she was good to go both ways. Ok, some of you may think one or both of them is gross, but to me the thought of AJ, Brad, and Amber is HAWTTT.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit. Amber Heard sat with us all night long, only getting up twice to go to the bathroom (and Angie NEVER used the main bathroom). At the after-party Amber sat with her dad at my table until the left early - around 11pm. This blind reveal is totally bogus.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's nice to hear that Angie's at least getting *something* to eat.
ReplyDeletelol...Brad is a fkn chump at this point.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig is higher on the A list than Angelina Jolie? I know Enty hates Jolie, but, if the ratings have any credibility, Daniel Craig shouldn't have a bunch more "+s". I like both actors ok, it's just the ratings thing is hard to track. BTW, I don't believe any Jolie stuff unless it's on video from her mouth- I can't think of any other person that people lie about more- maybe bc she has no PR?
ReplyDeleteWhen I read this blind the first time and now as I read it again, this song was going through my head...
ReplyDelete1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'...
NBA -
ReplyDeleteI called bullshit the same day Enty put this blind up. Pitt and Jolie were attached at the hip that night. The one time Jolie went to the bathroom Pitt went with her.
In April, after the fraud "Enty" perpetrated as "Himmm," the NY Post (of all people!) outed "Enty" as a fraud who fakes these blind items - and everything about himself. He's not even an entertainment lawyer. He's a fricking wills and probate lawyer. Nothing he's ever stated about himself is true...but his blind items and the reveals are? LMAO. You people have been, and continue to be, played.
Forgot the link to that NY Post story calling "Enty" a fraud -
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/blind_items_X90W22a56Zl3O5RnjTvhsL
Ecfan if you don't like what you read you can leave
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